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MikeJF posted:Given that each world is a story told by a single god, I really want to see Aesma's. That's gotta be some hilarious poo poo. a world where infinite nerds are forever getting the books dunked out of their arms into puddles
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I wouldn't be surprised at all if Earth turns out to be part of Aesma's universe tbh I mean let's be honest our history has been pretty Aesmesque tip to toe
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Feb 24, 2016 16:53
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Tollymain posted:i wonder if we'll ever find out if there was more to the emptying of throne than the stories tell the Primes knew the gods, but not all angels were Primes; there's only two ex-Primes conscious and kicking around right now and neither one of them is exactly a reliable source of stories about the good old days which does raise the question of, like, is 2 Michael the sole source that creation myth comes from? last any Servants woulda saw of Throne it was a bustling pantheon, then a hintillion years later Zoss busts in and finds these giant monster angels hanging around a charnel house, slaughters them all, and the one guy who saw everything that's left talking says everyone just killed themselves I swear, p.s. let's you and me launch a coup on heaven and kill everyone just on the DL 
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Feb 24, 2016 18:23
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Dr Christmas posted:Here is a page with all the demiurges before they went batshit. Here they are just after the war. Here they are at their earliest. Jagganoth is considerably smaller (and was dead at some point?) Solomon David envies that beard. Mammon and Jadis don't care. http://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/wielder-of-names-1-4/
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Feb 24, 2016 19:15
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DarkCrawler posted:Here they are at their earliest. Jagganoth is considerably smaller (and was dead at some point?) Solomon David envies that beard. Mammon and Jadis don't care. I don't think that person with the arrows in them is meant to be Jagganoth. Not bulky, scarred, or red enough. Edit: I still love how Solomon has the tallest throne there, in addition to his ridiculously large halo, though given Jagganoth's size he still winds up being taller.
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Feb 24, 2016 19:20
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Based on that, it looks like Incubus still retains the same general shape and form that he had before, although because of the shadowing who knows what his face looks like now.
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Feb 24, 2016 21:02
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I can't wait to see the lair of Gog-Agog, just because it's referred to as a lair. Any ideas about what she is, even? Human, servant, something else?
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Feb 24, 2016 23:16
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Captain Redbeard posted:I can't wait to see the lair of Gog-Agog, just because it's referred to as a lair. A servant that really wants to be human.
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Feb 24, 2016 23:26
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Begemot posted:A servant that really wants to be human. She's certainly got style, either way. I like her.
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Feb 24, 2016 23:30
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I think she's just a lot of very special worms. What makes those worms so special? It is a mystery!
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Feb 25, 2016 00:02
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please do not be unkind about her worms, she is v sensitive about them
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Feb 25, 2016 00:22
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Dr Christmas posted:When I here White Chain, I hear the voice of the Eldar Guardian from Dawn of War. for me its grace jones with an indian accent
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Feb 25, 2016 01:26
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MikeJF posted:Given that each world is a story told by a single god, I really want to see Aesma's. That's gotta be some hilarious poo poo. A Wizard of Goatse posted:the Primes knew the gods, but not all angels were Primes; there's only two ex-Primes conscious and kicking around right now and neither one of them is exactly a reliable source of stories about the good old days on that ask tumblr abbadon clarifies that metatron is the only surviving being to have known the gods in one post. michael has not reincarnated, therefore logically if the primes had known the gods he would remember them it could have been retconned since, but also, there's a slight but crucial difference between populating unpopulated worlds and literally emptying the birthplace of life of people, imo
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Feb 25, 2016 01:50
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Michael has reincarnated, though. That's why he's 2 Michael instead of 1 Michael.
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Feb 25, 2016 02:06
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the 2 isn't reincarnation, it's because he's lost one physical body so far this incarnation
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Feb 25, 2016 02:12
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Tollymain posted:the 2 isn't reincarnation, it's because he's lost one physical body so far this incarnation I think that was speculation that's now wrong. It's all about the void-death. Michael has definitely reincarnated, anyway.
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Feb 25, 2016 02:22
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MikeJF posted:I think that was speculation that's now wrong. It's all about the void-death. i enjoy that, in that page, all the usurpers are having a big ol' sneering party in front of Zoss's throne, while Mammon is off in background fondling his lucre like a huge dork
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Feb 25, 2016 02:24
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paranoid randroid posted:i enjoy that, in that page, all the usurpers are having a big ol' sneering party in front of Zoss's throne, while Mammon is off in background fondling his lucre like a huge dork I especially appreciate that Jadis was apparently just as sociable even before being ensconced in glass.
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Feb 25, 2016 02:40
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OTHER USURPERS: - Party & get high - Listen to trash pop like Miley Cyrus and Kanye - Get hugely fat or cease to exist as corporeal entities ME: - Stays home on saturday to count all my money - Very successful - Not made of worms like and share if youre tired of your generation!
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Feb 25, 2016 02:47
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MikeJF posted:I think that was speculation that's now wrong. It's all about the void-death. when zoss pursued the primes into the void, all but one stood and fought. michael fled and survived
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Feb 25, 2016 03:10
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Tollymain posted:when zoss pursued the primes into the void, all but one stood and fought. michael fled and survived That was my theory, but I think it's wrong.
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Feb 25, 2016 03:14
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i can't accept that theory simply because there's no way running from Zoss means anything but you die tired dude teleported into heaven, killed everything there, and chased the angels into angel heaven to kick their asses again
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Feb 25, 2016 03:44
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Tollymain posted:why did the gods banish their Servants from their city?
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Feb 25, 2016 04:04
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We know 2 Michael died, because he's a crystal angel. If he hadn't he'd still be a neutron angel.
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Feb 25, 2016 05:39
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Parts Kit posted:Probably because they are gigantic pricks. The gods of Throne make the Greek Pantheon seem reasonable, compassionate, even-keeled, and prudish.
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Feb 25, 2016 05:43
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quote:Q: is solomon david a cool dude to know? like, is he anyone's pal, or is he as likely to smite/smash/slice someone as any of the other demiurges
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Feb 25, 2016 06:46
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Solomon David sounds like a pretty chill guy, right up to the very second he isnt anymore.
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Feb 25, 2016 06:57
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quote:Q: Since Jagganoth is the Demiurge who takes and improves technology, does that mean he's a good engineer/math guy? Is the giant hulking war god secretly the token geek of the crew? I can't wait to see fanart/on panel evidence of this 
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Feb 25, 2016 07:16
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Begemot posted:I can't wait to see fanart/on panel evidence of this He and Al-YISUN have something in common!
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Feb 25, 2016 07:33
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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE WHERES YOUR GOD NOW IVE JUST STEPPED ON YOU
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Feb 25, 2016 07:44
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paranoid randroid posted:ROSES ARE RED kinky
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Feb 25, 2016 07:56
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Comrade Gorbash posted:The gods of Throne make the Greek Pantheon seem reasonable, compassionate, even-keeled, and prudish. The pantheon started with a single God so bored they killed themselves, resulting in the 2 new gods fighting for ages before having wicked make-up sex. Probably
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Feb 25, 2016 08:25
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The 777,777 gods represent all aspects of YISUN, and YISUN is (was) everything, so naturally some of those gods were chill and made of birds, and some of them were unfathomably evil psychopaths.
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Feb 25, 2016 08:35
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paranoid randroid posted:ROSES ARE RED they should have sent a scribe
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Feb 25, 2016 09:02
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It sure was nice for that one guard's kid to make a finger-bangle for him! What a good working environment!
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Feb 25, 2016 13:45
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I love that mental image. "Here, daddy! I made you this gift out of those severed fingers you brought back! <3
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Feb 25, 2016 20:28
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15 Ways of Ruling sounds like a legit good read.
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Feb 25, 2016 20:33
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MikeJF posted:That was my theory, but I think it's wrong. It's definitely wrong, he flat out says "I alone have reincarnated" on the page you posted. If he hadn't he'd still be 1 Michael (and probably even more of an ornery prick).
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Green Intern posted:It sure was nice for that one guard's kid to make a finger-bangle for him! What a good working environment! Clearly he comes from a world where the Arts of War 2: Crafts of War was a smashing success. PS:link is SFW, but oglaf can be very  .
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The Mentalizer posted:It's definitely wrong, he flat out says "I alone have reincarnated" on the page you posted. If he hadn't he'd still be 1 Michael (and probably even more of an ornery prick). how has he been reincarnated for so long (look at how old and crumbly that armour is) when all of the other prime angels are still doing the building-sized chrysalis thing and show no sign of emerging any time soon angel armour is incredibly heavy-duty poo poo, and somehow i don't see michael exposing his to a lot of wear and tear? he's been dragging that thing around for a while
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