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Captain Monkey posted:That's why she stressed that her FRIEND (as if babyhavers have real friends) sat with the kid in the WAITING ROOM like it was some mortal sin that she might heave to occupy space near a child. Surely they should be grateful that the disgusting babyhaver, or moos as I believe they call them, are now thinking of contraception? That's fewer children to compete with for the special edition Lego sets in future.
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 22:30 |
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NESguerilla posted:I hope someday a random picture of me on the internet gets appropriated into a stupid image macro. And people wonder why I so avidly avoid having my picture online...
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 22:48 |
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Birb Katter posted:I have a close lady friend who uses the pill to control tumor's so I get the reasoning for why you'd use it but these guys aren't about medical reasons for it, they just think they don't want kids. I want them to put up or shut up (which isn't going to happen). PCOS? Same with my ex-wife...
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 22:51 |
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Zelder posted:RANT TIME Is it really living childfree if you are a manchild?
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 23:21 |
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SerialKilldeer posted:Well, does she remember? It's been over ten years! Yup. Any office specializing in women's health, regardless of whether or not they provide abortion services, will provide obstetrics and early infant care, because, get this, turns out having babies is a thing many women like to do at least once. I desperately want someone to find the originator of the Harry Potter opening story. And the kid who got to open the box. STDH: hardcore childfree people ranting about finding kids in places people normally do not take small children--funny how it always seems to be about kids at places you would reasonably expect to find people with children. I HATE LITTLE KIDS! CLEARLY TARGET AT 1PM ON A WEEKDAY IS THE PLACE TO BE!
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 00:28 |
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I was just thinking it would be pretty fun to make a comic out of some of these.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:01 |
nerox posted:Is it really living childfree if you are a manchild? Well that was probably written by a very obese woman.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:02 |
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nerox posted:Is it really living childfree if you are a manchild? This is the big thing about the childfree knobs. They are grown ups that are unreasonably angry that a child is getting attention. Attention that they feel they should be getting.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:39 |
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LoG posted:Well that was probably written by a very obese woman. I'm 100% sure that's written by an obese woman who probably wears one of those long Dr Who scarves on a daily basis. The kid in that story will be a teenager now. Wonder if he remembers the strange lady throwing a tantrum over a child's book?
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:47 |
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And all that over not getting the book first. Not a special edition or anything, just the one that happens to be at the top of the pile. Absolutely pathetic, and I desperately wish it was stdh.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:54 |
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I don't know why that Harry Potter cosplayer is so mad. It sounds like the child of the story didn't get to go first. I have no doubt this is poo poo that really did happen, for once.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:20 |
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There was a Something Positive strip with this exact scenario and similar wording around the same time. I wonder which inspired which haha. fake edit: here it is http://somethingpositive.net/sp07252005.shtml
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 04:17 |
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NESguerilla posted:I was just thinking it would be pretty fun to make a comic out of some of these. I was going to give this a miss because I can't draw, but then I remembered most webcomic artists can't either.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 04:42 |
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NESguerilla posted:I was just thinking it would be pretty fun to make a comic out of some of these. NAR already does, but unironically.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 04:43 |
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Unfiltered is still a good source of garbage:quote:ORIGINAL STORY LINK | AUSTRALIA | UNFILTERED Employee: "gently caress! YOU'RE UNDER THE loving SIGN YOU STUPID poo poo! JUST WAIT UNTIL THE INTERNET HEARS ABOUT THIS!"
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 05:29 |
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MonoAus posted:Unfiltered is still a good source of garbage: They did that poo poo in clerks, 1991-3?
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 06:07 |
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Scissorsquote:For some reason this only happened to me in middle school 4 TIMES! First some boy in my class kept throwing paper balls at me during a test, so i hit him. thing is i had my pencil still in my hand and he was stabbed in the shoulder, he's fine though. Second some boy in my home room would'nt share the scissors during a project, so the next day i brought my own, he knocked my books off the desk every time he passed by(5Times) so i hit him, still had the scissors in my hand though, Third a boy tried to take my purse during lunch, i just kicked him in the balls and walked away, last some boy laughed at me cause i accidentally got hit in the eye, i through a empty water bottle at him. The funny thing is the only one i got suspended on was the water bottle, even though the first two "stabbings" were in the classroom in front of everyone, but to be fair i didn't mean to stab them. Balloon quote:This troper is the lovable fat guy. Others have described me as everybody's friend, and I can't walk down the hallway without somebody giving me a hug. I have a level of patience with people to shame Buddha, love animals, et cetera et cetera. Long story short, my personality is like Santa Claus on happy pills. I despise violence as a rule, and am mostly incapable of defending myself in a fight because I really don't like causing other people pain. However, I tend to 'soak up' other people's emotions. Imagine a baloon. This baloon starts getting filled with air. So while I'm acting just as happy as always, there's this big baloon of raw emotion deep down there somewhere. But eventually... The baloon gets too full, someone pushes me just a little too far, and it pops. If I'm lucky, it's just a sudden, rampant surge of pure happy that results in me practically glowing for a few days and making me very annoying. If not, I'll have a complete emotional breakdown and feel like crap for the next week. Classic quote:Arguably, this Troper is probably the youngest of which who suffers from this Trope. This is practically the invisible label that's under the invisible Berserk Button of this 13-year old kid. He broke 33 pencils in his life, and had a good friend break two of those pencils because they were too hard. He even yelled at someone because that guy was the third person who asked if he could be punched for the third time, with a teacher only a mile ahead!
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 07:00 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/3520fw/bingoed_and_my_reply_will_have_swearing/ This has always been my personal favorite childfree story that didn't happen, or if it did not like this.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 07:18 |
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Yeeeaaah, that's all totally cool and not indicative of serious mental problems at all. "I 'forgot' I still had scissors in my hand when I stabbedImean punched someone" and "I fly into blind rages and have no memory of them later"
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 07:23 |
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bobjr posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/3520fw/bingoed_and_my_reply_will_have_swearing/ Top comment: quote:[–]Arudinne29M | Computers > Children 118 points 9 months ago
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 07:58 |
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MonoAus posted:Unfiltered is still a good source of garbage: This is the kind of situation where a normal person would exchange a few laughs with the customer and wish them a pleasant day.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 10:18 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/ is full of STDH and passive agressive crap where the 'victim' probably doesn't even realise some nerd is obsessing about them. quote:Basically worked with a lady who was jealous of my position and the fact that I was friends with my boss. She was so horrible and stressed me out so bad that I would sit and fantasize about how to exact petty revenge.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 11:10 |
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I can totally believe that though (with the addendum that he probably never wore any to begin with)
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 11:27 |
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I made myself smell horrible because that will exact revenge and unpleasantness only on the person I dislike, and won't at all make me look super gross & disgusting to everyoen else as well
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 13:08 |
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sweeperbravo posted:make me look super gross & disgusting to everyoen else as well Something tells me this was already locked down before the deodorant use stopped
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 14:31 |
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bobjr posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/3520fw/bingoed_and_my_reply_will_have_swearing/ quote:"CHILDFREE IS THE WORST THING EVER. LET'S SHOW THEM!" Hahahahaha
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 15:45 |
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The Great Burrito posted:There was a Something Positive strip with this exact scenario and similar wording around the same time. I wonder which inspired which haha. The story came first. It was posted to one of the LiveJournal child free communities (they had both regular flavor and EXTRA HARDCORE) and I remember it getting linked around after it was posted.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 17:24 |
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Anyone else ever notice the totally gratuitous use of the word "loving" and "gently caress" in almost every stdh.txt?
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 20:56 |
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NESguerilla posted:Anyone else ever notice the totally gratuitous use of the word "loving" and "gently caress" in almost every stdh.txt? It's shows how hard they are. You better watch out, they'll mess you up!
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 20:59 |
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But what about meeeeeequote:Self-indulgent 'need to let off steam' post... sorry! How much $ do you want to bet they did actually congratulate her/him on their engagement? What is there to even talk about regarding an engagement? Spending a lot of money? quote:At my local supermarket, the parking spaces at the front of the store are marked for disabled drivers and parents with strollers. There's about 5 disabled spots and 2 stroller spots. Generally the majority of the public leaves the disability spaces alone (the area is full of retirees), and I've never heard of any issues. I sometimes use the stroller spaces because I have arthritis and fibro. I can walk, but some days are just really rough. The classic "this note was left on my car" Bolded part probably does happen: quote:I also am CF & go out of my way to park in these spots. Passive-Agressive STDH quote:Basically, my husband I live in an upscale neighborhood absolutely infested with unruly, entitled, monstrously misbehaved children. The text of the letter explains what we've been dealing with and I knew that you guys would understand. Did happen probably, and they're going to end up baby-crazy soon: quote:After a long talk last night with my Husband we came to the conclusion that we will keep this child. It was to late for an abortion and my husband doesn't feel right about adoption since we are financially stable and he's about to get a promotion at his job. This wasn't the life we wanted but we're going to make the best out of it. I know I'm probably going to get down voted for my decision
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 21:57 |
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Do they hate their parents for giving birth to them?
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 01:00 |
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Thin Privilege posted:But what about meeeeee Bolding mine. This one in particular irks me because this person freely admits to using a space not reserved for them, but then complains about the so-called "cum fermenter" doing the same thing.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 01:12 |
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Childfree assholes are second only to the This Is Thin Privilege (and whatever the backlash movement was - r/FatPeopleStories or something like that?) in terms of blindly hating complete strangers. They're no different from any internet echo chamber, I guess, except that the core of their beliefs is so negative that they end up nasty and vitriolic. Wouldn't your life be better if you chilled the gently caress out once in a while?
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 01:52 |
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I mean, how do you hate kids? Everything is new and amazing to them, and you can completely blow their minds with simple factoids. Children have the kind of excitement for life that most adults wish for. Get annoyed with them at times? We all do. Completely hate them? Just weird.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 02:09 |
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Does every fucker on the internet have fibromyalgia now? It's like a 'win an internet argument free card'. "Yeah I park in disabled spots, but I have fibromyalgia." "I can't leave the house and exercise, I have fibromyalgia." I know people who have genuinely been diagnosed with the condition and they aren't wasting their pain free times posting stupid stories.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 02:40 |
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SEX BURRITO posted:Does every fucker on the internet have fibromyalgia now? It's like a 'win an internet argument free card'. "Yeah I park in disabled spots, but I have fibromyalgia." "I can't leave the house and exercise, I have fibromyalgia." I know people who have genuinely been diagnosed with the condition and they aren't wasting their pain free times posting stupid stories. Because there's so little known about it and what causes it (and it's a good excuse for getting out of... everything), it's very frequently self-diagnosed.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 04:02 |
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Thin Privilege posted:cum fermenter I feel like a lot of rabid CF people are just looking for ways to say "gently caress women" without being called misogynistic. Which is weird, because there are plenty of women who are Childfree (TM).
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 04:17 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Scissors Your posts are great.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 04:21 |
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Went to a snack shop with family tonight and had a 2 yo and a 4 yo and a 7 yo, all girls, who spent the night making me hold hands and skip in a circle and then I had to carry the two younger ones home at the same time while the 7 yo head butted me in the kidneys as hard as she could the entire time What im saying here is kids are great
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 04:38 |
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Witches are among usquote:Being Nice Isn’t In Her ‘Lexi’-con
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