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PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

paranoid randroid posted:

jeepers, joe, looks like dad was right about staying away from the old gay hamburger mill

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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Before I forget, Dis, have you read Bew's book on Castlereagh? If so, is it any good?

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmLwYaj3RoE

skip to 2:20 or so for a prime ingmar bergman joke

nobody'd get something like that in 2016 anymore

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Rollofthedice posted:




i find posting cat pics much more fun in an unwilling environment

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

piss

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

agreedo

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Wonder how many shots Trump is gonna take at Jeb tonight.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hes going to literally shoot jeb

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




paranoid randroid posted:

hes going to literally shoot jeb
https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/699706718419345408

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Oh, wouldn't that be amazing? If the debate ended with a drunk, deranged Jeb suddenly barging onto stage and taking the rest of them out before being cut down himself by the police?

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Majorian posted:

Oh, wouldn't that be amazing? If the debate ended with a drunk, deranged Jeb suddenly barging onto stage and taking the rest of them out before being cut down himself by the police?

cops would taze jeb not shoot him

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Majorian posted:

Oh, wouldn't that be amazing? If the debate ended with a drunk, deranged Jeb suddenly barging onto stage and taking the rest of them out before being cut down himself by the police?

:madmax:

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

exercise and a shower is always ideal. time for some spaghetti

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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nutranurse posted:

cops would taze jeb not shoot him

Fair point. Plus they'd only do it after calmly and patiently trying their best to talk him down.

They'd shoot Carson, though, even if he wasn't being violent.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

site posted:

Wonder how many shots Trump is gonna take at Jeb tonight.

Jeber Suimpson

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
sometimes majorian posts a bit too earnestly even for me

sorry majorian

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
It's pretty funny, this it's the first debate hw bush and barb are attending and jeb isn't gonna be there.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

nutranurse posted:

cops would taze jeb not shoot him

highest energy he'd be all election

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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Tesseraction posted:

Jeber Suimpson



Lenguo IS dead.

Rollofthedice posted:

sometimes majorian posts a bit too earnestly even for me

sorry majorian

LOL, nothing to be sorry about. Got an example?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
jeb is so miserably tragic a human being, the cops would probably gently caress up and accidentally shoot him

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
jeb ends up the victim of the first actual "i thought my pistol was my taser" incident in recorded history

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

paranoid randroid posted:

jeb is so miserably tragic a human being, the cops would probably gently caress up and accidentally let him shoot himself

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
It's almost 50 degrees outside!!!

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Tesseraction posted:

highest energy he'd be all election

:drat:

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Majorian posted:

LOL, nothing to be sorry about. Got an example?

it's all complete sentences and full punctuation

you post like my dad texts and it's vaguely unsettling

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
Jeb bush, tragically shot by his own mother

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
jeb bush, clutching mortal gunshot wound: "Aw, jeez. Freaking... wow."

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Aeryk posted:

Jeb bush, tragically shot by his own mother

I'm not surprised that's what he called his gun

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

dogs, better than cats even when doing cat stuff

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Aeryk posted:

Jeb bush, tragically shot by his own mother

"the world doesn't need another bush... "

:suicide:

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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Rollofthedice posted:

it's all complete sentences and full punctuation

you post like my dad texts and it's vaguely unsettling

LOL, I see. Sorry about that. Being a grammar nazi is part of my irl job, so it's a habit that's hard to shake, even here.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Majorian posted:

Before I forget, Dis, have you read Bew's book on Castlereagh? If so, is it any good?

Yes, yes

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities
Cool. He's a fascinating guy, who died in a fascinating way.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

nutranurse posted:

dogs, better than cats even when doing cat stuff

cats can be very strategic about knocking things over from perches

like food bowls, for instance, at three in the morning

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Majorian posted:

Cool. He's a fascinating guy, who died in a fascinating way.

you're basically going to get an argument that he was the original neoconservative, in the sense of being a liberal mugged by reality

like he starts off as being somewhat radical in ireland and he visits the revolution in france and he's like woaaaaaaaaaaah gently caress that

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

paranoid randroid posted:

jeb bush, clutching mortal gunshot wound: "Aw, jeez. Freaking... wow."

"Aw, yah got me!"

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PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
one of the nice things about modern american politics is that, unlike in many other times and places, I consider it fairly unlikely that anyone involved will actually be gunned down for political gain

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