The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Let's see...the joke was relevant, then with Batman: Forever it wasn't, then it was with the first two Nolan movies, then it wasn't with the third (sort of?), and I guess it looks like it both will and won't be still sort of relevant with BvS since it looks like they're doing some sort of variation on the Jason Todd story-line.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

# ? Feb 23, 2016 17:42

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# ? May 23, 2024 21:36

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

DrBouvenstein posted:

Let's see...the joke was relevant, then with Batman: Forever it wasn't, then it was with the first two Nolan movies, then it wasn't with the third (sort of?), and I guess it looks like it both will and won't be still sort of relevant with BvS since it looks like they're doing some sort of variation on the Jason Todd story-line.

Batman's a scientist. :downs:

# ? Feb 23, 2016 17:47

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

'RAT FUR being used to make luxury 'cashmere' clothing as world faces shortage in goats' wool'

# ? Feb 23, 2016 18:32

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Awful, awful hair! :mad:

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:09

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Batman's a scientist.

Michelle Pfeiffer, hah. The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether or Eartha Kitt.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 22:50

Justice Sloth: Jun 10, 2012; Damn skippy.

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Michelle Pfeiffer, hah. The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether or Eartha Kitt.

Aww, I never heard of those people. :colbert:

# ? Feb 24, 2016 00:19

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Justice Sloth posted:

Aww, I never heard of those people.

How about that delightful Billy Crystal?

# ? Feb 24, 2016 00:21

Justice Sloth: Jun 10, 2012; Damn skippy.

TMMadman posted:

How about that delightful Billy Crystal?

Mmmm... invisible cola...

# ? Feb 24, 2016 00:32

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

Justice Sloth posted:

Mmmm... invisible cola...

Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?

# ? Feb 24, 2016 00:46

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Justice Sloth posted:

Mmmm... invisible cola...

Where I will easy not but burning hot coals and drink not but burning hot cola

# ? Feb 24, 2016 00:55

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?

A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle. A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are but not here.

# ? Feb 24, 2016 03:08

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle. A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are but not here.

Zagnut bar, Mr. Jimmy? How about Razzles? Skittles? Whachamacallit? Twizzlers?

# ? Feb 24, 2016 03:19

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Yes, you can.

# ? Feb 24, 2016 03:28

54 40 or fuck: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Zagnut bar, Mr. Jimmy? How about Razzles? Skittles? Whachamacallit? Twizzlers?

I also have a bag of marzipan joy Joys!

# ? Feb 24, 2016 13:34

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Toriori posted:

I also have a bag of marzipan joy Joys!

Boys love candy :shobon:

BOYS LOVE CANDY! :mad:

# ? Feb 25, 2016 02:53

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Jerusalem posted:

BOYS LOVE CANDY!

But don't you want to end world famine?

# ? Feb 25, 2016 02:57

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

But don't you want to end world famine?

WE LIKE ROY!

# ? Feb 25, 2016 03:00

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Boys love candy

BOYS LOVE CANDY!

It's a candy dish, Jerusalem. 90 dollars! :mad:

# ? Feb 25, 2016 03:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

It's a candy dish, Jerusalem. 90 dollars!

Well... I guess I could use it to store all kinds of thi-

# ? Feb 25, 2016 03:42

54 40 or fuck: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

Jerusalem posted:

Well... I guess I could use it to store all kinds of thi-

NO just candy! 90 dollars!!

# ? Feb 25, 2016 03:56

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Have you sold that tie rack yet?

......I'll take it. :shepspends:

# ? Feb 25, 2016 04:28

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

Have you sold that tie rack yet?

......I'll take it.

Hey, big spender: dig this blender! Rainbow suspenders -- hey, big spender!

We surrender!

Speeend some dough at table three.

# ? Feb 25, 2016 04:38

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

Do over Ham posted:

Hey, big spender: dig this blender! Rainbow suspenders -- hey, big spender!

We surrender!

Speeend some dough at table three.

And for the man who has everything - a tie rack motor!

# ? Feb 25, 2016 04:58

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

DizzyBum posted:

And for the man who has everything - a tie rack motor!

I'll take that!

# ? Feb 25, 2016 05:09

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

DizzyBum posted:

And for the man who has everything - a tie rack motor!

How 'bout a googly-eyed rock? Some nice local squash candy? A stretched-out Pepsi bottle? Come on! If this stuff is too nice for ya, I've got some crap!

# ? Feb 25, 2016 05:17

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

How 'bout a googly-eyed rock? Some nice local squash candy? A stretched-out Pepsi bottle? Come on! If this stuff is too nice for ya, I've got some crap!

no regard, no regard at all

# ? Feb 25, 2016 06:08

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

no regard, no regard at all

# ? Feb 25, 2016 06:48

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CatchrNdRy posted:

Yeah, yeah. What state?

# ? Feb 25, 2016 10:56

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

How 'bout a googly-eyed rock? Some nice local squash candy? A stretched-out Pepsi bottle? Come on! If this stuff is too nice for ya, I've got some crap!

Oyster shells. Hand painted to resemble Lucille Ball. You'll love oyster Lucy.

# ? Feb 25, 2016 13:32

54 40 or fuck: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Oyster shells. Hand painted to resemble Lucille Ball. You'll love oyster Lucy.

Oh Mr.Mooney, I just gotta meet Bob Cummings..BIIIIIFFFFFF

# ? Feb 25, 2016 14:42

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Oyster shells. Hand painted to resemble Lucille Ball. You'll love oyster Lucy.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Feb 25, 2016 16:00

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

CatchrNdRy posted:

This place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet!

# ? Feb 25, 2016 20:16

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Root Bear posted:

This place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet!

He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my motto ought to be "Semper Fudge." After that he told me to "relax."

# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:05

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Root Bear posted:

This place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet!

Hey, who am I talkin' to?

# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:48

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Skeesix posted:

Hey, who am I talkin' to?

A bloody end for Skeesix... is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:00

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Skeesix posted:

Hey, who am I talkin' to?

Ugh, now, when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

Hello Mr. Thompson. *stamp stamp*

# ? Feb 26, 2016 06:04

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Do over Ham posted:

A bloody end for Skeesix... is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs.

...well, it's better than "dart day." :smithfrog: