THURS FEB 25 8:30pm ET CNN GOP Debate: A Thousand Years of Orangeness

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Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Marco Rubio
	Ted Cruz
	Ben Carson
	John Kasich
	C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

There's a non-zero chance George HW Bush dies during the debate.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:13

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 23:53

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Jesus Dad Bush looks like poo poo

people usually do in their 90s

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:13

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Jesus Dad Bush looks like poo poo

he looks like his skin is just loosens out and swelled.

Ego-bot posted:

Reince hates his job so much.

yeah. he knows it could be the end.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:14

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Joementum posted:

Gloria Borger says that Trump should let Cruz win Texas by a little because it's proportional.

Attention networks: I am available to sperg out about delegate math on air for $$$

That would make sense if she meant so he'd stay in as a spoiler longer.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:14

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Joementum posted:

There's a non-zero chance George HW Bush dies during the debate.

who would be the prime suspect, trump already has two bushes cut down by his blade but cruz... you know...

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:14

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

There's a non-zero chance George HW Bush dies during the debate.

would this make trump's numbers go up

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:14

resurgam40: Jul 22, 2007; Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

why are you calling him president bush

Once you're president, you get called it for life, even after being president. It's not like the living Presidents are a very large group.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:14

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Pick posted:

id watch the joementum show

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:15

Bishop: Aug 15, 2000

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

why are you calling him president bush

...because he was president?

Reince is blinking SOS in morse while he talks.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:15

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Pick posted:

would this make trump's numbers go up

what does your heart tell you

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:15

Dafte: Jul 21, 2001; Techno. Logical. Pimp.

Holy gently caress a sweet The Purge commercial before the debate.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:15

TROIKA CURES GREEK: Jun 30, 2015; by R. Guyovich

resurgam40 posted:

Once you're president, you get called it for life, even after being president. It's not like the living Presidents are a very large group.

I believe governors too? It might just be an executive branch thing.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:16

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Pick posted:

id watch the joementum show

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:16

thethreeman: May 10, 2008; Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/charli/status/703021337845960705
texas gonna texas

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:17

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Boosted_C5 posted:

I am tingling with anticipation. I though Trump would play it safe in the SC debate, instead he upped his aggressiveness and savaged Bush.

Will he play it safe tonight and pivot towards being "presidential" or will he savage Cruz and/or Rubio?????

His base wants blood and blood we shall have

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:17

Kurt_Cobain: Jul 9, 2001

Anyone have the vine of that rock dude leading a Trump chant while gesticulating with his crotch?

That is my prediction for the debate.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:18

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

The time for the dancing bears has passed? Ben Carson, your thoughts?

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:19

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

I am absolutely ready for this.

Do we think it's going to better, worse, or even with the last one?

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:19

B B: Dec 1, 2005

Joementum posted:

There's a non-zero chance George HW Bush dies during the debate.

Joe . . . I have asked this the past few debates / primary nights. What are you drinking tonight?

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:19

Bishop: Aug 15, 2000

TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:

I believe governors too? It might just be an executive branch thing.

When speaking formally it's normal to use someones highest profesional title even if they are retired.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:20

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Kurt_Cobain posted:

Anyone have the vine of that rock dude leading a Trump chant while gesticulating with his crotch?

That is my prediction for the debate.

https://twitter.com/bencjacobs/status/692155362552778752

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:20

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

This moderator man, yikes

GrimGypsy posted:

I am absolutely ready for this.

Do we think it's going to better, worse, or even with the last one?

yes

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:20

DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

prediction:
other candidates continue deploying the "trump is too ridiculous, are you really going to vote for this guy?!" argument
trump continues to be ridiculous

trump wins by a huge margin, as always

trump chaos dunks on jeb

hw vomits up blood and dies

trump +5% in the polls

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:20

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

GrimGypsy posted:

I am absolutely ready for this.

Do we think it's going to better, worse, or even with the last one?

Better

To quote an earlier poster:

There will be blood!

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:20

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

GrimGypsy posted:

I am absolutely ready for this.

Do we think it's going to better, worse, or even with the last one?

Nothing can top the "Bush is guilty of high treason" debate but I've said things about this campaign are untoppable before so

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:20

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

B B posted:

Joe . . . I have asked this the past few debates / primary nights. What are you drinking tonight?

Tonight I have a Harpoon IPA variety pack and a bottle of West Cork Original Irish Whiskey, which was on sale and like $8 off.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:21

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

ohboyohboyohboy i can't wait for 2 hours of stupidity

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:21

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Anderson Cooper is loving nervous as hell and walking on eggshells, did the Trumpstaffel get to him?

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:22

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Like Donald J Trump I will be sober tonight

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:22

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Prediction:

Halfway through HW begins, slowly and with much squeaking of metal on metal, to wheel himself over to Trump, who is too spellbound to react. At the last moment he takes a deep breath, throws aside his lap blankets to reveal a dozen sticks of dynamite, grabs Trumps coat, then boom

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:22

Bishop: Aug 15, 2000

Logikv9 posted:

ohboyohboyohboy i can't wait for 2 hours of stupidity

let's be real this is exactly the same as wrestling except we can pretend that we watch it because we care about current events

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:22

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

This could all be an elaborate ruse by Cruz to isolate his next victim. Watch out, Donald! :ohdear:

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:24

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

please please please trump call cruz "teddy" and rubio some sort of robophobic slur

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:24

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Bishop posted:

let's be real this is exactly the same as wrestling except we can pretend that we watch it because we care about current events

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:25

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Noooo Amanda, Southern Strategy is not the term you want to us. Or maybe you do.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:25

Prorat: Aug 3, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/bencjacobs/status/692155362552778752

This never gets enough love, you can fully see the outline of his dick.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:25

Oil!: Nov 5, 2008; Der's e'rl in dem der hills!; Ham Wrangler

Pon de Bundy posted:

please please please trump call cruz "teddy" and rubio some sort of robophobic slur

If Trump does this, we might find out if Rubio has a positronic brain.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:25

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Every time they mention Ben Carson I do a double take "wow yeah that guy's still in it"

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:25

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Bishop posted:

let's be real this is exactly the same as wrestling except we can pretend that we watch it because we care about current events

If the guy who won the belt got to be leader of the free world you bet your rear end I'd watch it

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:26

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 23:53

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

rear end cobra posted:

Every time they mention Ben Carson I do a double take "wow yeah that guy's still in it"

Have you bought all five of his books? No? Well, then there's still a reason for him to run.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:26

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