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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Rubio has been Clockwork Oranging burns since Nevada

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Brannock posted:

Jesus christ how much prep did Rubio go through? He looks completely different from the pre-NH debate

It's desperation, this is his last shot like when I asked the fat ugly girl out to prom the day before because she was all that was left, she still said no, just like the voters will say no to rubio.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Trump's pretty low energy tonight. Totally quiet except when he's failing to dodge attacks

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Trump hasn't spoken in like 4 minutes what is going on

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I can't even bring myself to read the captioning for Cruz

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Welp, I guess Rubio will win the nom and take us to the normal timeline

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Obama-Clinton economy.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Frank Starman posted:

Rubio is actually winning hahahahaha

Donald, this is your Waterloo.

tonight is less Trump's Waterloo, and more Rubio's Alamo

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


if rubio can just keep up this level of needling trump and not crash and burn we're gonna have a real race on our hands

edit: prediction: if he can keep stumping and finishes the night by tweeting that Trump is "low energy" then the Trump campaign is over

Mystery Goomba
Jun 4, 2011
The Rubio campaign is collapsing!!!!

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
:lol: Obama-Clinton economy

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

If Trump appears angry, he gains. If he appears calm, he gains. If he takes a poo poo on the floor, he gains.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

She's not wrong. Trump has now made me think Coulter wasn't straight making poo poo up like twice or thrice now.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Frank Starman posted:

Rubio is actually winning hahahahaha

Donald, this is your Waterloo.

He got in one good burn, where are you getting that from?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Yah rubio got loving COACHED since the last time I seen him talk.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"We are the party of diversity! Never mind our policies, we've got two cubans and a black guy!"

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Lol the Obama-Clinton economy. Because the secretary of state has so much to do with the economy.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

lol she really is a magnificent troll

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

McGlockenshire posted:

Obama-Clinton economy.

harry reidnancypelosibarackobamahillary clinton economy

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I thought he was going to say,"We must dispense with this fiction...." again.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

nachos posted:

Trump hasn't spoken in like 4 minutes what is going on

He's readying to blow out everyone on stage

JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich
LOL at the white cheers for "we're the diverse party"

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



:lol: GET hosed RUBIO YOU MORON

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

libs are the real racists

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

shut the gently caress up marco

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Logikv9 posted:

"diversity" after purging the woman, indian, oops

Jindal deserves to be purged (by Modi-backed mobs).

breaklaw
May 12, 2008

Slowpoke! posted:

Trump is getting eaten alive by Rubio what is happening

"Eaten alive"taking it too far.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



lol we're the party of diversity.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The party of diversity *90%+ of voters are white*

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
"We are the party of diversity, not the democratic party"

:suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide:

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
SOCIALISM!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Kaisch! Everybody, take your bathroom breaks

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Hahah "move past this idea" instead of "dispel"

Someone uploaded a thesaurus into Rubio's memory banks

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


holy poo poo kasich having a stroke

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
FYI they are kinda correct. If the GOP went "left" on immigration Latinos would probably start to fall under the GOP umbrella.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Slayin, Rubio rising , that's it Cruz is done

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
He's right; I can't think of any notable democrats who aren't white.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Hillary is only "increasingly" socialist? RINO!!!

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
"I gotta tell ya"

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Did Wolf get fired and this woman took over?

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