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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
I will not apologize for spending two days wasting the Senate's time accomplishing nothing

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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Mic adjust #6

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
The gently caress he talking about?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Yoshifan823 posted:

You can't pull that trigger on something as small as a primary. He's gonna be in a general election someday, you have to hold on to Julio with the sequined vest until then.

You underestimate Ted Cruz' ability to prematurely ejaculate during a ratfuck

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Trump should have stopped after attacking Cruz for his fauxlibuster. He had the high ground there.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Cruz turning it around on Trump

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Schnorkles posted:

someone please tl;dr things so far.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
what in the hell is trump doing? he's teeing up easy burns.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
THE CONSTITUTION

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



GOP Debates having the atmosphere of Wrestlemania is the best thing but also terrifying.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Trump tried to stump Cruz, Cruz has finally learned the game and refused to be stumped

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
lmfao, donald set himself up for that one.

is he the new jeb asking for apologies?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

I think Trump wants to actually have a mic in his hand, he's probably more comfortable that way.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
So far this debate sucks and isn't any fun.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Oh my god, Cruz stumped Trump.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

WampaLord posted:

He seems like it. "Roberts got Hobby Lobby right" like it was a right and wrong issue.

NOt just seems. He is. He is also a complete shithead in every way.

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
BELOW THE BELT! KEEP IT "CLEAN" GENTLEMEN

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Joementum posted:

Trump should have stopped after attacking Cruz for his fauxlibuster. He had the high ground there.

trump does best in the mud

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/j_fuller/status/703043501861310464

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I think tonight shows very clearly that Trump would get loving killed in a 2 or 3 person debate where he couldn't be saved by the bell or other candidates.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Needs More Ditka posted:

what in the hell is trump doing? he's teeing up easy burns.

His goal is to split the GOP from within; if he wins by a landslide that won't happen so he's gotta stumble some to give the others a chance :tinfoil:

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

oh that did NOT work

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

SirPablo posted:

So...it's baked in now that Obama isn't going to get someone? Even nominate?

Correct. Team Rocket would rather have to publicly give in to a cloture vote on an actual liberal after the Democrats take the Senate back on the coattails of whoever the gently caress isn't Trump than accept Obama's gift of Sandoval.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

dunno why trump tried the apology route

I'm picking because he made a point of being reasonable towards Cruz regarding the vote for Roberts, so he could follow it up by asking Cruz to do something reasonable knowing that Cruz would refuse to do it.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Adrenaline has worn off for Rubio. He's calm and holding himself still again.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
trump's slipping, oh boy

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

if this moderator asks ben carson a question the entire nation will fall into a coma

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
marco is ay-okay with slavery

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lol

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
Why did Trump just bitch himself

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Pick posted:

So far this debate sucks and isn't any fun.

??????

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Needs More Ditka posted:

what in the hell is trump doing? he's teeing up easy burns.

He needs Jeb.

Trump should make Jeb his VP and just make fun of him the entire election.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Tomahawk posted:

lmfao, donald set himself up for that one.

that was bad. trump should have been better than that

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Trump is fizzling out

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I feel like Trump's trying to pull from the anti-Jeb playbook and he seemed confused as to why it's not working here.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I think the average viewer has already stopped watching, this one is loving boring.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Pick posted:

So far this debate sucks and isn't any fun.

yeah defensive trump is much less fun than offensive trump

although i just think that without jeb around to be his punching bag he's out of soft targets,

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all

McGlockenshire posted:

Oh my god, Cruz stumped Trump.

euphemism
Nov 16, 2015

be kind, don't rewind

Pick posted:

I think the average viewer has already stopped watching, this one is loving boring.

it was reallllllly good for like 15 minutes

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Cruz IS a crazy zealot. Good on Trump for calling him out. Too bad it fell flat.

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