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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ben carson is the milk in this spicy debate

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

biznatchio posted:

The thing you guys are all missing is that Trump's supporters are going to continue to support him unless he literally wipes his rear end with the constitution on stage. Rubio landing hits on him isn't going to make any of the crazy anti-establishment GOP voters suddenly decide they want to vote for the establishment candidate.

Rubio needs to be landing hits on Cruz, not Trump.

Rubio is landing hits on Cruz by making himself the anti-trump

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

These guys are setting the bar high for political gladiator sport



someone will walk out out this, eyes red with bloodlust, into a general election with targets on the "democrats"





Chilling

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I am actively angry now that Kasich and Carson are still here ruining the fun. gently caress off, both of you.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
the sickest of patients. wicked sick.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/703046728258363392

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/703047050695483393

Totalizator
Nov 9, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Trump will spend the next days unleashing hell on Rubio.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Trump is reminding me of that one Midnighter story where they revealed his combat weakness was that the other guy had to make the first move.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Doctor: gently caress you if you're gonna die. seriously, go gently caress yourself you loving gently caress.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
Is this actually working? I'm at work and listening in my headphones so I'm missing all the visual cues

Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
Did I mishear or did Carson just say healthcare is not a right.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Democrazy posted:

It's sad Republicans are so crazy because Kasich could win a GE

He's actually just as crazy he just thinks he can play the sad grandpa card this election, hth

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

the important takeaway from this debate is that one on one trump can't handle rubio. he's not totally stumped, but he can't clobber him around like he did Jeb! and it doesn't look good for him
whatever pressure is currently on non-rubio candidates to drop out is going to triple after tonight, which is think the most important thing

I think the important take away is that Trump didn't think Rubio could actually get under his skin the way he did.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
How did it take them so long to figure out how to stump Trump?

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
gently caress you, Carson. gently caress you forever.

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!

Tomahawk posted:

kasich's hand movements have nothing to do with what he is saying

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Tying health care to specific bonuses for doctors sounds like a great way for doctors to underdiagnose illness

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Concerned Citizen posted:

trump just got massively exposed there. he has no idea what he's talking about. he literally can't name something he'll do on health care other than "remove the lines around the states."

He talks about health savings accounts and the favored nations clause for bidding out pharma so idk if he just decided to say gently caress it or if he's frustrated

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
A responsibility for responsible society

Am I reading my students' essays?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Xandu posted:

Did I mishear or did Carson just say healthcare is not a right.

He did, you know, the doctor

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Democrazy posted:

It's sad Republicans are so crazy because Kasich could win a GE

Absolutely not

How do people keep getting fooled by Kasich's demeanor?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

biznatchio posted:

The thing you guys are all missing is that Trump's supporters are going to continue to support him unless he literally wipes his rear end with the constitution on stage.

Trump Supporters: Challenge accepted

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Whoever Rubio got to be his new debate coach deserves a raise. He is on-point tonight, maybe he'll only lose his home state by 5 points now.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
HSA with no bureaucrats? What in the actual gently caress?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Oh boy I get to pass on my healthcare account when I die. I am so pumped for this program.

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Rubio: Tell me your plan
Trump: Free market, competition, stop monopolies
Rubio: tell me your plan
Trump: Free market
Rubio: is that it? is that your plan? :smuggo: sure are repeating yourself

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Carson against big tobacco!

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



:stonk: Ben Carson is a literal insane person, not just a political sycophant.

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

Charliegrs posted:

Oh god Kasich and Carson loving LEAVE

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
let's go to Ben for the dumbest poo poo ever

"I don't know what insurance is." - ben carson

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Rubio sure looked proud of himself for his stupid "zingers." Curious what the media narrative will be after this; I'm assuming they're in the bag for Rubio.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Logikv9 posted:

ben carson is the milk in this spicy debate

Lmbo Carson is almond milk

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
This is the dumbest heath care proposal I've ever heard.

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS
This is such a bad idea by Carson.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
I don't think it's fair to say trump doesn't have a plan when none of these gently caress ups do.

Carl Killer Miller
Apr 28, 2007

This is the way that it all falls.
This is how I feel,
This is what I need:


WampaLord posted:

OH poo poo IS THAT RUBIOS MUSIC?

HE'S DEAD, KING! CALL THE MORGUE BECAUSE THAT MAN IS D . E . A . D . DEAD!!!!

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

don't bring my uncle joe into this, carson

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I love that Kasich and Carson are there just to bring the temperature down so the moderators can get control of the debate back for a few minutes

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Rubio killed trump, and in doing so killed Cruz.

Cruz better get his poo poo together.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Brannock posted:

Absolutely not

How do people keep getting fooled by Kasich's demeanor?

Because he's standing next to a robot, two crazy men and a narcoleptic.

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