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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I can not fault this logic

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Trump unstumped, ladies and gentlemen, your nominee

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Get America Moving Again sounds like michelle obama's slogan if she ran

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

this_is_hard posted:

Same. Did Trump stump?

He got slippery at the beginning of the debate but the Robut used his batteries up and Trump came back in force and the GOP got desparate and Trump won again.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Friend Ben has the best hands --- not too hard, not too soft, juuusssstttt right.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Rubio is giddy that this performance might actually win him a state next month

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Rubio's answer:



Blankly staring at the camera, reciting his rehearsed answer

Smh

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Silly loony wacky crazy fun fun fun

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Tonight's Winner


Vulgarian
Oct 2, 2011

mannerup posted:

Trump needed to be destroyed tonight and wasn't

To cap it off Rubio's closing statement is a total snooze and just talking down to Trump supporters.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

marcorubio.com

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
oh poo poo, does marco need money?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
this looniness, is that a canadian diss on cruz?

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/703064091959685120

I miss you, man.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Haha looniness?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Sounded like Rubio wanted to cry there.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
M A R C O R U B I O . C O M

Kanish
Jun 17, 2004

Rubio has large ears

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
if not now





who

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
The sillyness.

No.

The LOONYNESS.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Carson's new campaign poster:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Congratulations you republican fucks HILLARY 2016!

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Silliness Looni-looniness...

Rubio.exe still has some glitches.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Trump needs to dunk this closing statement or else he's only going to win 8/12 states.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Ben Carson: Wallmaster.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


i hope trump just super slams on everyone for 30 seconds

rubio is a coward, ted is a liar, jeb is a mess, kasich already lost. you're not gonna vote for trump? who the gently caress else are you gonna vote for?

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Lol Rubio: Baby quit all this crazy running around and just come on home to me.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Propaganda Hour posted:

But Lisa's Pony and Lisa the Vegetarian were classic!

So's Lisa's Substitute. Sean Davis is a moron.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
They should call Ted Cruz the Butcher with the way he's throwing out red meat

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Jerusalem posted:

Carson's new campaign poster:



thethreeman
May 10, 2008
Fallen Rib

Winkie01 posted:

Tonight's Winner



fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Winkie01 posted:

Tonight's Winner




Pretty much.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Yea I miss the guy who wanted to turn the entire middle east into a parking lot and bring thousands more soldiers to the meatgrinder.

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

Winkie01 posted:

Tonight's Winner



Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Trump needs to dunk this closing statement or else he's only going to win 8/12 states.

11/12*

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


rubio really did need to pile on trump and keep battering him into tantrum mode

he got close but once trump realized he could just regain HP by bashing on cruz rubio wasn't able to finish him off

i think rubio won the debate, but not by enough to make a difference

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

He got slippery at the beginning of the debate but the Robut used his batteries up and Trump came back in force and the GOP got desparate and Trump won again.

God bless

Caros
May 14, 2008

Someone photoshop the robot devil's hands onto Ben Carson. tyia.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
miss you Linday, you crazy warhawk dandy

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Trump needs to dunk this closing statement or else he's only going to win 8/12 states.

please call cruz a serial killer

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