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thethreeman
May 10, 2008
Fallen Rib
also lol like anyone cares
https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/703076530734440452

e: adding one more:
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/703078811215261696

thethreeman fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Feb 26, 2016

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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thethreeman posted:

trump really, really looked awful in the first half in several exchanges with rubio. His responses were a joke. This thread is under selling it

Trump did gently caress up badly in the first half but its going to be forgotten after Super Tuesday and he will go on a media storm until then grabbing all the attention like always. this would have been a stellar performance by Rubio before the primary contests, but its too late

they needed a clean knockout

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


this is the kind of debate performance from rubio the establishment needed in early january. if this had happened then they'd analyze what lines got trump flustered, develop along those lines, and then burn him to the ground on the next debate. without cruz there for trump to play off of rubio might have had a shot but it just wasn't enough juice. too little too late.

there are like 3 (?) more debates so maybe there's more chances for this, but i don't see a future where trump isn't the presumptive nominee after ST barring act of god

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008


lol

keep on truckin Carson! You can still get outta there :shobon:

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
The next debate isn't until March 3rd and by then the narrative will be about Trump winning 90% of the Super Tuesday states and how much Megyn Kelly will be bleeding out of her wherever during the rematch

Totalizator
Nov 9, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
I liked the parts where Trump said he wants peace in the Middle East and for people to not die on the streets and he got both Cruz and Rubio to attack him for that. I have no idea how a Republican reacts to that but they looked incredibly bad to me in that exchange.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008



he's just trying to deflect attention from his anime porn stash

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Totalizator posted:

I liked the parts where Trump said he wants peace in the Middle East and for people to not die on the streets and he got both Cruz and Rubio to attack him for that. I have no idea how a Republican reacts to that but they looked incredibly bad to me in that exchange.

Trump is utterly reprehensible in a whole bunch of ways

But his foreign policy is so bafflingly sane that I wonder how much that alone is causing problems in the republican party.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

For anyone who didn't see the debate, this actually happened, this isn't a joke.

Also there was a really loud woman in the audience who shrieked in agony/ecstasy every time Rubio said anything. She was very loud.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/703055831869227008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://twitter.com/AJDelgado13/status/703078838134296577

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

The guy is like a caricature of a dumb out of touch GOPe talking head, his decision to pick a fight with /pol/ has left him completely broken.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Maybe I'm channeling Ben Carson levels of intellect and perception, but I didn't see much in the way of a Trump-Stumpin' that people are talking about. Sure, Marco had a few comebacks, but he and Donald mostly spoke over each other and then the kicker was I was immediately distracted from what ever Rubs said by that bitch in the audience shrieking WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! every time he opened his yap.

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

Maybe I'm channeling Ben Carson levels of intellect and perception, but I didn't see much in the way of a Trump-Stumpin' that people are talking about. Sure, Marco had a few comebacks, but he and Donald mostly spoke over each other and then the kicker was I was immediately distracted from what ever Rybs said by that bitch in the audience shrieking WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! every time he opened his yap.

“Now he’s repeating himself,” Rubio pointed out, referring to Trump.

“I don’t repeat myself,” said Trump.

“You don’t repeat yourself,” Rubio responded — disbelievingly, facetiously.

And then Rubio went on to sheepishly say "He keeps repeating himself. He keeps repeating himself. He keeps repeating himself."

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Looks like the Rubio camp didn't properly :google: that.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

Maybe I'm channeling Ben Carson levels of intellect and perception, but I didn't see much in the way of a Trump-Stumpin' that people are talking about. Sure, Marco had a few comebacks, but he and Donald mostly spoke over each other and then the kicker was I was immediately distracted from what ever Rubs said by that bitch in the audience shrieking WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! every time he opened his yap.

Ultimately this forum is a lot like pundits. We see things and latch onto things based on what we want to believe and what we think is important.

We know, in general, that debates don't win elections, primaries or anything else. They can lose them though, and Rubio in NH almost certainly contributed to his demise. My gut instinct despite my flailings is that Trump was very slightly hurt by tonight, but not enough for it to matter. The real question is for Ted Cruz and his supporters. Cruz had a loving terrible night, and how his supporters break up probably decides how this all plays out.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Ego-bot posted:

TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:

Imagine the conversation between Cruz and Rubio about who gets to be president.



Prescient post, given that Rubio is, in fact, the choke artist.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Skwirl posted:

Is Priebus crying right now do you think, or his he too busy drinking himself to the point of unconsciousness?

You know that tank of liquid they put Luke into during Empire Strikes Back to heal his wounds? Reince is in one of those but its filled with booze

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
http://tinyurl.com/hpk2pp3

that steady trump

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

Maybe I'm channeling Ben Carson levels of intellect and perception, but I didn't see much in the way of a Trump-Stumpin' that people are talking about. Sure, Marco had a few comebacks, but he and Donald mostly spoke over each other and then the kicker was I was immediately distracted from what ever Rubs said by that bitch in the audience shrieking WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! every time he opened his yap.

donald asking cruz for an apology and getting denied was pretty hardcore, and i think rubio's watches attack landed. "i don't repeat myself, i don't repeat myself" was also a pretty bad line

however, all of the stumping was in the first 30-45 minutes of the debate. then the donald went quiet for a while, and then when he came back hard on cruz they never managed to put him on the back foot again. he's terrible on defense, but so strong on offense that as long as he has a soft target to hit he can avoid any serious downsides by just ignoring the hits and lashing out. he tried on rubio but couldn't really get traction on him, but he savaged cruz, and showed that as long as cruz is at a debate trump will be able to score points by just ripping into him.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
Trump, fully armored, stands before Cruz and Rubio, sword in hand. They charge.

A flurry of blows are exchanged. Trump falls back parrying blow after blow.

Then he slips under a vicious over-hand arc from Rubio, and slams a mailed fist into his mouth, knocking him to the ground. Cruz aims a slash at his neck, but the Donald ducks, pivoting, and drives his own blade into Ted's helm, breaking his jaw and smashing the helm from his head. Rubio and Cruz lay gasping in the dust.

Cruz scrambles to his feet and runs away. Donald lays his sword point at Marco's throat. "I'll kill you, but not today," Donald says. "For me, it will just be a Tuesday."

He sheathes his sword and mounts Narrative, only to gallop off, leaving Marco panting and sweating in the dirt.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

It's fitting in this drone-obsessed world we live in that the two candidates for presidents be robots

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

...Holy poo poo it is Ted Cruz. It looks just like him.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

uncurable mlady posted:

Allowing insurance companies to sell across state lines would be absolutely disastrous as an immediate race to the bottom would occur where every insurance company would headquarter and issue policies from the most "business friendly" state in order to benefit from the protection of their laws vis a vis torts, etc. It would be absolutely disastrous.

You know it's a bad idea because it's Republican orthodoxy.

Uh, so why is that bad? They'd compete on prices. And hopefully I wouldn't need to pay the insane health insurance bill that I do every month.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Schnorkles posted:

Ultimately this forum is a lot like pundits. We see things and latch onto things based on what we want to believe and what we think is important.

Honestly, it's easy to miss what's right in front of you like a Trump presidency :unsmigghh:.

The difference is that we don't get paid millions of dollars to be wrong, we do it for free! :downs:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Uh, so why is that bad? They'd compete on prices. And hopefully I wouldn't need to pay the insane health insurance bill that I do every month.

Different states have different rules about what insurance companies can and can not do, you would be gutting a huge amount of consumer protection laws for most of the country.

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
@RealDonaldTrump "Rubio was at his best in the 2 on 1 gangbang. He really came alive when he and another guy doubled teamed me."

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

KaptainKrunk posted:

“Now he’s repeating himself,” Rubio pointed out, referring to Trump.

“I don’t repeat myself,” said Trump.

“You don’t repeat yourself,” Rubio responded — disbelievingly, facetiously.

And then Rubio went on to sheepishly say "He keeps repeating himself. He keeps repeating himself. He keeps repeating himself."

AllanGordon
Jan 26, 2010

by Shine

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

donald asking cruz for an apology and getting denied was pretty hardcore, and i think rubio's watches attack landed. "i don't repeat myself, i don't repeat myself" was also a pretty bad line

you are such a weirdo

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/703081171639373825

:rolleyes:

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


AllanGordon posted:

you are such a weirdo

:forkbomb:

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009


Trump said its a bad idea to do this while you are negotiating wit the IRS. seems like a decent enough defense

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

zen death robot posted:

Look one of these times he's gonna get it right

He is right though!

Rubio DID have a very good night. The problem is not that he had a good night, its the nature of what the good night was and what the polling seems to indicate. I really have not liked the idea that donald trump could or will be the nominee, but an all out blitz by a pair of candidates [Rubio and Cruz] only happens when the campaigns know that they are getting beat and beat hard.

Rubio had a great night, but he only had a great night because he's had the poo poo kicked out of him for a month. It's probably too little too late.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

https://twitter.com/frankthorpNBC/status/703061894605774848

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Why would you not want Trump to be the nominee?

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

The "he's only successful because of his 200 million dollar inheritance" line is a really, really dumbass mistake for Rubio to try to lean on.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Isn't that his highest number of non-Rubio votes ever?

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Prof. Lurker posted:

@RealDonaldTrump "Rubio was at his best in the 2 on 1 gangbang. He really came alive when he and another guy doubled teamed me."

That's not real, is it?

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Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

MaxxBot posted:

Why would you not want Trump to be the nominee?

cause he would beat hillary

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