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His small soft body fills the doobie sized hole in my heart.
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Feb 22, 2016 17:28
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Feb 22, 2016 18:20
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1840778752/manos-returns The kickstarter itself isn't that terrible, but the idea is just... Idk, pointless
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laserghost posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1840778752/manos-returns I want this to happen but only if they barely meet their minimum, spend most of the money on kickstarter backers, and have to cobble together the rest with what they have handy.
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quote:Produced by Jackey Neyman Jones, who played little Debbie in the B-movie classic "MANOS: The Hands of Fate," MANOS Returns is a tongue-in-cheek return to Valley Lodge. It follows a group of young would-be filmmakers who learn their favorite movie, “MANOS: The Hands of Fate,” is based on a true story. They set out to visit the site of the events that inspired the original and of course they find more than they bargained for. Sounds wonderful.
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Feb 22, 2016 19:11
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 He wants to cosplay.
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laserghost posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1840778752/manos-returns Is this the same movie that hosed over the bluray restoration of the original Manos by saying that they owned the copyright, or is there more than one group of hacks trying to cash in on bad movie irony.
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Famine Poodle posted:Seriously, the last time I saw him, I learned he didn't know you're supposed to shower or brush your teeth everyday. Did he grow up in the woods or something? I'm also curious what fertile woman witnessed a morbidly obese sweaty odorous dwarf and decided to have sex with him.
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Famine Poodle posted:
vincent adultman cosplay and I'm in for a jackson
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Manwithastick posted:This makes me miss Eric the midget Was about to say, He really should just try and get into contact with Stern and become a Wack Pack member
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Feb 22, 2016 23:38
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Sleeveless posted:Is this the same movie that hosed over the bluray restoration of the original Manos by saying that they owned the copyright, or is there more than one group of hacks trying to cash in on bad movie irony. This is a different thing, that was "Return to Valley Lodge" or something like that. Those assholes also caused problems with the Rifftrax Manos even by contacting them at the last second claiming they held the copyright but hey, just let them show up and do some promotion and everything would be fine.
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Feb 23, 2016 00:10
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laserghost posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1840778752/manos-returns created by the hanger-on in your high school friend group who would repeat your in-jokes at inappropriate times to try and fit in
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Feb 23, 2016 02:12
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Hey guys what if we were like in Manos and we'd make jokes about it while hanging out with the iconic characters of....Torgo....and The Master...and the creepy underage wives.
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Feb 23, 2016 02:22
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tbh the fact that the actor playing torgo killed himself seems like the most fitting end to the story. there's no room for a sequel.
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Harveygod posted:Did he grow up in the woods or something? I'm also curious what fertile woman witnessed a morbidly obese sweaty odorous dwarf and decided to have sex with him. One who wanted a dwarf baby. He was less obese six years ago, but still obese. I don't know the details but going into it she was intending to become pregnant and he was not. I haven't met his parents but I've heard them described as "lovely, just lovely" and "trailer trash" most often.
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Otisburg posted:vincent adultman cosplay and I'm in for a jackson I think this could be arranged.
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laserghost posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1840778752/manos-returns "We are not trying to make a bad movie." And yet...the clanging chimes of inevitability are ringing.
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PepperSinclaire posted:"We are not trying to make a bad movie." I don't know what would be worse: a completely earnest tribute to Manos, or a movie intentionally trying to be So Bad It's Good. I mean, I guess at least they're trying?
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if 🎷 be the 🍕 of ❤ smash dat motherfucking 🎹🎸🎺 bro
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Waffleman_ posted:I don't know what would be worse: a completely earnest tribute to Manos, or a movie intentionally trying to be So Bad It's Good. I wish more traditionally "bad" movies got competent remakes. Manos could be amazing movie with a little polish. A family on vacation becomes lost in West Texas, and ends up in the middle of a power struggle at a polygamist compound. That would be great.
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Feb 23, 2016 22:27
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WaywardWoodwose posted:ends up in the middle of a power struggle at a polygamist compound. That would be great. Whoa there, you already said Texas, no need to repeat yourself.
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Feb 24, 2016 03:55
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Famine Poodle posted:
Although he does have the general shape right.
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Feb 24, 2016 04:05
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That guy must hate the fat Australian dwarf who got to have a role in Fury Road without having to beg for a cent because he was a social media star.
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Sleeveless posted:That guy must hate the fat Australian dwarf who got to have a role in Fury Road without having to beg for a cent because he was a social media star. They should have hired this guy so they didn't need to spend money on makeup making him look like he's dying of cancer.
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It's Peter Stinklage
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NESguerilla posted:It's Peter Stinklage If only you knew how right you are
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it'd be nice if peter dinklage was a good actor because as it is he only smears the good name of other dwarf actors who have legitimate acting skill
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Feb 24, 2016 20:43
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What good name
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SciFiDownBeat posted:it'd be nice if peter dinklage was a good actor because as it is he only smears the good name of other dwarf actors who have legitimate acting skill Tom cruise is still getting work though?
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Quantum of Phallus posted:What good name there's kramer's friend from seinfeld
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Quantum of Phallus posted:What good name Warwick Davis. 
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Quantum of Phallus posted:What good name The one created by Roland from Sabrina the Teenage Witch
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Otisburg posted:Tom cruise is still getting work though? Lol
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Otisburg posted:Tom cruise is still getting work though? I liked the movie that was Groundhog Day but with war against aliens.
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Morglon posted:I liked the movie that was Groundhog Day but with war against aliens.  what's not to like about a montage of fangourious cruisedeath? And he starts off as a smarmy easy-to-hate PR flack.
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Edge of Tomorrow was great because it didn't take itself entirely seriously. It seems like Tom Cruise has been in on the joke that is his career in the last few years.
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He's apparently doing a mummy movie next, except not as the title character, and also a movie where he's an elite pilot of the Fairy Squadron flying superjets to fight geometric alien ships flying out of a portal over Antartica. Not to be confused with Top Gun 2, which is also in the works.
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The MSJ posted:Not to be confused with Top Gun 2, which is also in the works. During a briefing an aging Kelly McGillis is incredulous at her ex-husband's claims to have pushed the performance window of his aircraft by having flown a sortie in an F-35 without it falling apart disastrously.
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The MSJ posted:a movie where he's an elite pilot of the Fairy Squadron flying superjets to fight geometric alien ships flying out of a portal over Antartica. So he's remaking Battlefield Earth?
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