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I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.
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Kajeesus posted:I dunno about you guys but this looks pretty fun. If there was a place you could go to rent a katana I'd totally drop $20 and get hella nuts on some water bottles. It's that level of immaturity that makes me think you aren't ready to handle sick katanas.
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Feb 26, 2016 10:37
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Do a GIS or video search for 'katana nose' if you want to know why it's a bad idea to let random people gently caress around with what are essentially 3 feet long razorblades. Turns out that some people like to get drunk at parties and go "Hey, who wants to see me do a trick with this sword? Someone hold a cigarette in their mouth and I'll slice it in half!" and - you'll be shocked by this surprise twist - it ends badly.
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Kajeesus posted:I dunno about you guys but this looks pretty fun. If there was a place you could go to rent a katana I'd totally drop $20 and get hella nuts on some water bottles. But maybe see if you can find any local places that do kenjutsu. I did a taster course a while back that was pretty fun. Didn't get to play with real swords, but the fee did include a wooden training sword which is kind of fun to swing around.
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Feb 26, 2016 10:43
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The Hypergoon Skit Herre (Internet, 2016) Photoshop 1900 x 1900 px
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Feb 26, 2016 11:47
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Gorilla Salad posted:Same thing but with less jpgs. you know, even if the nerd Apocalypse happens and katanas are the only weapon for some reason i assume some gym time would be way more of a bonus than "inner strength" unless the dude can actually do sword magic i guess.
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Feb 26, 2016 12:18
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Elfgames posted:you know, even if the nerd Apocalypse happens and katanas are the only weapon for some reason i assume some gym time would be way more of a bonus than "inner strength" unless the dude can actually do sword magic i guess. I imagine if he gets his wish for a post apocalyptic future his last words will be - turns out outer strength would have been way more useful in this situation.
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Feb 26, 2016 12:23
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Does that make me crazy?
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Feb 26, 2016 12:49
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Pocket Billiards posted:Does that make me crazy? Possibly. Probably.
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Feb 26, 2016 13:07
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Do a GIS or video search for 'katana nose' if you want to know why it's a bad idea to let random people gently caress around with what are essentially 3 feet long razorblades. You know what, I might not do that.
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Feb 26, 2016 13:13
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Someone posted a video of that in the schadenfreude thread. Really wish I hadn't clicked it. Technically he didn't cut his own nose  off, but when you're at the point your nose is hanging under your chin that's little comfort.
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Feb 26, 2016 13:31
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Guys, what's a block chain?
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Feb 26, 2016 13:57
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I'm guessing he means a chain whip. Otherwise, I 'unno.
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Feb 26, 2016 14:00
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Defenistrator posted:Guys, what's a block chain? It's where all bitcoin transactions are stored.
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Feb 26, 2016 14:05
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Defenistrator posted:Guys, what's a block chain? Bitcoin fuckery
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Feb 26, 2016 14:05
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Oh god, it's a bitcoin thing? That's even better!
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Feb 26, 2016 14:07
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SKY COQ posted:You know what, I might not do that. Yeah that one took me by surprise as it was on youtube but it really is not pretty
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Feb 26, 2016 14:15
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I hope whoever wrote that neckbeard comic died.
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Feb 26, 2016 14:34
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oldpainless posted:I hope whoever wrote that neckbeard comic died. My life is also pretty good and people that think about classism and ableism should just die so I don't have to think about it because my convenience is key in all things. It may not be cool but I'll say it, gently caress the poor and the disabled.
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Feb 26, 2016 14:50
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oldpainless posted:I hope whoever wrote that neckbeard comic died. Same but for everyone else too. ^^^ Oh shut the gently caress up.
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Feb 26, 2016 14:50
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Just Offscreen posted:Same but for everyone else too. I'm sorry, you're both super edgey and very cool kids.
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Feb 26, 2016 14:52
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Just Offscreen posted:^^^ Oh shut the gently caress up. EDIT: funny pic 
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Feb 26, 2016 14:53
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oldpainless posted:I hope whoever wrote that neckbeard comic died. 
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Feb 26, 2016 14:53
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Kajeesus posted:I dunno about you guys but this looks pretty fun. If there was a place you could go to rent a katana I'd totally drop $20 and get hella nuts on some water bottles. Just hit them with a stick, you'll have about as much effect as this idiot's dull-rear end garbage made from sheet metal. If you look at the slow motion video, he's not even cutting through the waterbottle.
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Feb 26, 2016 14:59
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This guy should just lose some weight and move past it.
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PleasantDirge posted:My life is also pretty good and people that think about classism and ableism should just die so I don't have to think about it because my convenience is key in all things. It may not be cool but I'll say it, gently caress the poor and the disabled. Neckbeard is neither classist nor ableist, HTH.
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PleasantDirge posted:My life is also pretty good and people that think about classism and ableism should just die so I don't have to think about it because my convenience is key in all things. It may not be cool but I'll say it, gently caress the poor and the disabled. Your red title made me laugh so thanks for that friend
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Feb 26, 2016 15:11
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oldpainless posted:Your red title made me laugh so thanks for that friend It is easy to go to far on a web forum. I don't really think you knock ppl out of wheelchairs for fun
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Feb 26, 2016 15:13
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Just shave your loving neck. Jesus. It's not going to solve all your problems, but at least you don't look like you have so many.
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Feb 26, 2016 15:13
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PleasantDirge posted:It is easy to go to far on a web forum. I don't really think you knock ppl out of wheelchairs for fun It's not as easy as some people think. No fun to be had there.
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PleasantDirge posted:I don't really think you knock ppl out of wheelchairs for fun Well not people but a person.
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Feb 26, 2016 15:16
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I would knock a neckbeard out of a wheelchair.
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Feb 26, 2016 15:18
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Who What Now posted:I would knock a neckbeard out of a wheelchair. I would put a neckbeard in a wheelchair.
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Who What Now posted:I would knock a neckbeard out of a wheelchair. That's terrible.  Who What Now posted:I would knock a neckbeard out of a That's hilarious.  
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Feb 26, 2016 15:24
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:That's terrible. I've said this before, but notice that as he is falling, rather than try and get back in his mobility scooter, or try to regain any dignity he may have possessed, he continues to reach for the sweet sweet sugar water that he craves.
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 So which one of you motherfuckers wants to tell me I'm vapeshaming? burexas.irom has a new favorite as of 15:50 on Feb 26, 2016 |
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burexas.irom posted:
I knew spice made Navigators into ugly motherfuckers, but drat!
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BrigadierSensible posted:I've said this before, but notice that as he is falling, rather than try and get back in his mobility scooter, or try to regain any dignity he may have possessed, he continues to reach for the sweet sweet sugar water that he craves. I suspect he purposely tipped the thing to get a better reach. As in, this is a maneuver he has done many times. After his effort's yield that delicious 30 pack of caffeine-free pepsi, he shifts his weight laterally to right himself and his vehicle.
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