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RyuujinBlueZ
Oct 9, 2007

WHAT DID YOU DO?!
I'm not sure why people keep saying you couldn't play as Saitama in a One Punch Man game. That'd be the point of the whole drat thing. You'd make it a relatively short, download-only game, kinda like Platinum's Legend of Korra game, where the entire point is that you quickly get bored with murdering everything effortlessly and despair as you seek a challenge. Throw in jokey references to superbosses in other video games that you one shot, and put a drat good story inbetween combat sections, and charge maybe 15 bucks and you'd be doing just fine.

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Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.
You'd need to make the bosses super complicated, with tons of patterns and special moves, clever counter attacks and such and then have it all be totally irrelevant.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
The final boss would be an unwinnable battle vs a common mosquito

K. Flaps
Dec 7, 2012

by Athanatos
Fubuki Sex Simulator.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.

Rohan Kishibe posted:

You'd need to make the bosses super complicated, with tons of patterns and special moves, clever counter attacks and such and then have it all be totally irrelevant.

I'm now imagining that you get points for every second that elapses during a boss instead of losing it, so to get the ultimate score you have to dodge around and avoid everything as long as possible before punching them.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

AnonSpore posted:

The final boss would be an unwinnable battle vs a common mosquito

Does the mosquito drop paragraphs of exposition with each missed hit?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

K. Flaps posted:

Fubuki Sex Simulator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4PO9wI1K5Y

Goffer
Apr 4, 2007
"..."
The game should be a rampage/hulk style smash'em up game where you play as the monsters, beat up lesser heroes, and when the time is up a goofy looking dude in yellow spandex wanders in and ends you. As the levels progress you play as stronger and stronger monsters, giving you the hope that this time you might be able to squash the one punch man.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

So it's like SkiFree meets Hulk Ultimate Destruction.

A Single Sphink
Feb 10, 2004

COMICS CRIMINAL

Waffleman_ posted:

So it's like SkiFree meets Hulk Ultimate Destruction.

Same graphics level as SkiFree.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


http://viewer.tonarinoyj.jp/series/FlR8CfEDXW0/FlR8CfEE11s?manga=onepanman

New update, not translated yet. Pretty short.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

K. Flaps posted:

Fubuki Sex Simulator.
Exists.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Okay, when you said "short", I wasn't expecting that short.

K Prime
Nov 4, 2009

Stallion Cabana posted:

I'm now imagining that you get points for every second that elapses during a boss instead of losing it, so to get the ultimate score you have to dodge around and avoid everything as long as possible before punching them.

Have a Give A poo poo bar instead of a health bar, when it runs out you automatically squash 'em.

Kild
Apr 24, 2010

http://readms.com/r/onepunch_man/059/3257/2

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
More cute Blizzard group girl. I approve.

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


hey the manga has scenes that the anime doesn't have. cool!

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

That's the sexiest hand I've ever seen.

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


lmao saitama and king

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


i like the part where the one punch man defeats the bad guy with one punch

Mordaedil
Oct 25, 2007

Oh wow, cool. Good job.
So?
Grimey Drawer

Dreggon posted:

i like the part where the one punch man defeats the bad guy with one punch

my favorite part was when genos lost an arm

Law Cheetah
Mar 3, 2012

Mr. Unlucky posted:


if they made OPM some generic brawler by platinum, that's doing the series a huge disservice.

platinum rules, idiot

DrakePegasus
Jan 30, 2009

It was Plundersaurus Rex's dream to be the greatest pirate dragon ever.

In the ordinary stages you would play as Genos or Sonic, fighting hordes of enemies in flashy ways. Boss fights are survival games, where you have to avoid and delay instant-death attacks until Saitama shows up. Then, as Saitama, you have to have to use your own instant kill attack (any move at all) at the most anti-climactic moment to get Pure Platinum.

And some levels are shmup style with Saitama just running for groceries.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Saitama gameplay is all QTEs where super hype FMVs play while you/saitama easily and lazily destroy everything. Then you unlock him to go through other's stages where you bypass every gimmick and challenge.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
It's a cookie clicker clone.

You push a button to have Saitama defeat a monster, and then a dice roll determines how powerful the monster was in post.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Chapter's out in Japanese

Yeah boy, my girl's back!

JamMasterJim
Mar 27, 2010

Banana Cigars are the most brilliant thing ever

AndwhatIseeisme
Mar 30, 2010

Being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.
Fun Shoe

JamMasterJim posted:

Banana Cigars are the most brilliant thing ever

Agreed, I love the overall design of that monster. I wish whoever is translating this would just replace all of its dialogue with Big Boss quotes.

ChubbyThePhat
Dec 22, 2006

Who nico nico needs anyone else

Now to wait on the translation :f5:

Klades
Sep 8, 2011

Guys, obviously the best OPM game would be in the vein of Disaster Report.
After you beat it once as a regular civilian you unlock King Mode, where you replay the game as King and you have to use stealth and bluffing to avoid anyone noticing you running for your drat life.

AndwhatIseeisme
Mar 30, 2010

Being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.
Fun Shoe
I got bored. I'm not sorry.





Edit: I don't know how I forgot the eyepatch, but done.

AndwhatIseeisme fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Mar 11, 2016

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Almost perfect, just photoshop the eyepatch on his left eye and boom.

ChaosArgate
Oct 10, 2012

Why does everyone think I'm going to get in trouble?

Shindragon posted:

Almost perfect, just photoshop the eyepatch on his left eye and boom.

Big Boss lost his right eye. :colbert:

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

ChaosArgate posted:

Big Boss lost his right eye. :colbert:

In the panel on this comic it would be on the left. On right it would be Solidus. I know what I said, don't question my MGS fandom jerk.:colbert:

Shindragon fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Mar 11, 2016

Brightman
Feb 24, 2005

I've seen fun you people wouldn't believe.
Tiki torches on fire off the summit of Kilauea.
I watched disco balls glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like crowds in rain.

Time to sleep.
That's his right eye. You can't say "his left" when you mean left from our perspective :spergin:

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
I"m gonna one punch you in the face.

Brightman
Feb 24, 2005

I've seen fun you people wouldn't believe.
Tiki torches on fire off the summit of Kilauea.
I watched disco balls glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like crowds in rain.

Time to sleep.
That's fair.

AndwhatIseeisme
Mar 30, 2010

Being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.
Fun Shoe
Mangastream translation is out

Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

Is it meant to end so suddenly?

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Blaze Dragon posted:

Is it meant to end so suddenly?

Depends, is it One Punch Man?

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