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Chief Justice of the Supreme Court; what great men he would join. John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Burger… mmm, burger.
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Feb 26, 2016 08:45
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Do over Ham posted:...and here come the pretzels! Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford! You could call them Whitey Whackers!
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Feb 26, 2016 08:47
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IMJack posted:Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford! Wow, this is a… this is a black day for baseball.
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Feb 26, 2016 09:11
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IMJack posted:Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford! Well IMJack, should I whack slow or fast?
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Feb 26, 2016 13:40
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IMJack posted:Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford! You made me love baseball. Not as a collection of numbers but as an unpredictable, passionate game beaten in excitement only by every other sport.
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Feb 26, 2016 14:00
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TMMadman posted:Well IMJack, should I whack slow or fast? Slow, then fast. 
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Feb 26, 2016 15:49
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IMJack posted:Slow, then fast. Not so fast, iMJack......Maybe you should just stop entirely.
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Feb 26, 2016 16:20
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TMMadman posted:Well IMJack, should I whack slow or fast? SomethingAwful is a sham. It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish.
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Feb 26, 2016 16:30
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Do over Ham posted:Chief Justice of the Supreme Court; what great men he would join. John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Burger mmm, burger. Can you wing me another one of those burgers? I can't seem to stand up under my own power...
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Feb 26, 2016 17:47
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"Searing-Gas Pain Land"... "Unnecessary Surgery Land"...
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Feb 26, 2016 18:09
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Justice Sloth posted:"Searing-Gas Pain Land"... "Unnecessary Surgery Land"... Ohhh no, I'm not making two trips!
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Feb 26, 2016 18:53
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Everything Counts posted:Ohhh no, I'm not making two trips! The Goons are going to Delaware! This'll be the last quote thread.
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Feb 27, 2016 00:35
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Class3KillStorm posted:This'll be the last quote thread. Could this be the end of our series.....of quotes?
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Feb 27, 2016 01:04
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York_M_Chan posted:SomethingAwful is a sham. It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish. What are you talking about I don't need pep pills to be suspicious if I wanna comment on it I'll comment on it who's gonna stop me you pep pill boy? Pep boys pills Beverly Hills oh boy ah boy uh oh uh oh uh oh. I gotta stop taking those pills...
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Feb 27, 2016 01:09
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:What are you talking about I don't need pep pills to be suspicious if I wanna comment on it I'll comment on it who's gonna stop me you pep pill boy? Pep boys pills Beverly Hills oh boy ah boy uh oh uh oh uh oh. I gotta stop taking those pills... I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!
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Feb 27, 2016 01:14
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Class3KillStorm posted:The Goons are going to Delaware! If word gets out about this, Crazy Clown Airlines will be a laughingstock. In exchange for your silence I'm prepared to offer your family free tickets to anywhere in the United States. Excluding Alaska and Hawaii, the freak states.
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Feb 27, 2016 01:15
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:What are you talking about I don't need pep pills to be suspicious if I wanna comment on it I'll comment on it who's gonna stop me you pep pill boy? Pep boys pills Beverly Hills oh boy ah boy uh oh uh oh uh oh. I gotta stop taking those pills... I need something that'll keep me awake, alert and reckless all night long.
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Feb 27, 2016 01:43
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I need something that'll keep me awake, alert and reckless all night long. I've got some Tic-Tacs in my purse...
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Feb 27, 2016 02:03
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I need something that'll keep me awake, alert and reckless all night long. Oh, what the heck, you only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer!
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Feb 27, 2016 03:08
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Everything Counts posted:Oh, what the heck, you only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer! It was my first, and last blackberry schnapps.
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Feb 27, 2016 04:25
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DrBouvenstein posted:It was my first, and last blackberry schnapps. The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers
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Feb 27, 2016 04:52
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Deviant posted:Could this be the end of our series.....of quotes? Prepare for the end! The end of high prices!
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Feb 27, 2016 10:55
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TMMadman posted:The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers I cast thee out!
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Feb 27, 2016 11:26
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i hope i live to see simpsons season 100
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Feb 27, 2016 12:06
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Skeesix posted:I cast thee out! He un-holied the holy water! 
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Feb 27, 2016 12:06
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Neddy Seagoon posted:He un-holied the holy water! He spelled "Yale" with a 6!
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Feb 27, 2016 12:39
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Neddy Seagoon posted:He un-holied the holy water! HELP! HELP! IT BURNS! 
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Feb 27, 2016 14:58
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Root Bear posted:HELP! HELP! IT BURNS! And why should I buy this car instead of a train? Which I can also afford? 
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Feb 27, 2016 15:10
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Neddy Seagoon posted:He un-holied the holy water! Aye, and I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug! Ye heard me!
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Feb 27, 2016 15:46
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Neddy Seagoon posted:He un-holied the holy water! No it's not okay. I broke barstools, befouled your broom closet, and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled.
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Feb 27, 2016 16:20
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TMMadman posted:No it's not okay. I broke barstools, befouled your broom closet, and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled. They still have the same pool table on which I was conceived, born and educated.
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Feb 27, 2016 20:54
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-ently massages your buttocks. Now, shall we discu-
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Feb 27, 2016 21:32
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Jerusalem posted:-ently massages your buttocks. Jersualem, I bought you the drat chair.
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Feb 27, 2016 21:40
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Deviant posted:Jersualem, I bought you the drat chair. 
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Feb 27, 2016 21:43
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Justice Sloth posted:Aye, and I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug! Well I saw two goons come by, which is to say I seen 'em. One was reeeeeal pretty. The other... kinda plain
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Feb 28, 2016 01:59
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Skeesix posted:The other... kinda plain 
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Feb 28, 2016 18:06
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Skeesix posted:Well I saw two goons come by, which is to say I seen 'em. I'm more striking than lovely.
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Feb 28, 2016 18:33
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Do over Ham posted:I'm more striking than lovely. I'm a well wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
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Feb 28, 2016 21:06
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:They still have the same pool table on which I was conceived, born and educated. Oh, well if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol! Boning up on his nerd lessons 
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