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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

All these violin wannbes will never be as good as 2Cellos, legit stars.

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KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

Palpek posted:

There's always the very first intern poster assignment I guess. There are more of these in the series but it's all the same :







Even though it's probably the photographer's fault, you could easily fix the hosed up color temperature so that THEIR HAIR ISN'T GREEN but no i guess they couldn't spare the 5 minutes.

dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010

Palpek posted:

There's always the very first intern poster assignment I guess. There are more of these in the series but it's all the same :







The middle one has me intrigued. Why is it too late to paint a landscape? What the gently caress happened where that is officially off the table?

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

dirksteadfast posted:

The middle one has me intrigued. Why is it too late to paint a landscape? What the gently caress happened where that is officially off the table?

Surely those are some sort of absurdist intentional posters right? Right?

Also "Presented Exclusively in 35mm"

Bobby The Rookie
Jun 2, 2005

KinkyJohn posted:

Even though it's probably the photographer's fault, you could easily fix the hosed up color temperature so that THEIR HAIR ISN'T GREEN but no i guess they couldn't spare the 5 minutes.
TOO LATE

Those are great, it's like the poster version of the "Don't!" trailer from Grindhouse.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

kiimo posted:

All these violin wannbes will never be as good as 2Cellos, legit stars.

One of my coworkers told me about them and their tickets are like 80 bucks, lmao. Never heard of a single show costing that much unless it was Prince or something.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Who among you are fans of puns?









Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I'm more disappointed they went with Ryak Gosling when Gosling is right there. If it's a matter of legality, make it Goosling!

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

The MSJ posted:

Pile of garbage
Oh gently caress you.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The MSJ posted:

Who among you are fans of puns?











Somebody is uncreative because they're doing exactly the same thing for Keanu.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Reminder:

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Waffleman_ posted:

I'm more disappointed they went with Ryak Gosling when Gosling is right there. If it's a matter of legality, make it Goosling!

Actually I'm fairly sure the movie is only mammals, so there are no bird characters available for them to make that pun :eng101:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

kiimo posted:

From the makers of Chess in the Projects and Ballet Jungle Fever comes an all new fusion of affluent white pastimes with cool poor urban kids.

If you like Jean-Michel Basquiat and Arthur Ashe, you're gonna love HIGH STRUNG.

I just did a search for High Strung, because goddamn if I'm not curious as to just how white this movie is now that I know it has hip hop violinists in it. The main characters are called Jazzie, Jonnie, April and Sam.

Because of course they are.


Also Jane Seymour is in it.


EDIT - I did find one black cast member. Her name is Pop Tart.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Macaluso posted:

Actually I'm fairly sure the movie is only mammals, so there are no bird characters available for them to make that pun :eng101:

Well, I forgot that! :mad:

AndyP
Nov 7, 2011
I gotta give them credit for coming up with two different puns on Tom Hardy.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Palpek posted:

The world of star violinists is seriously hilarious and probably a concept for a future Will Farell movie. There are rockstar violinists, pop violinists, electro violinists - everybody has to have a gimmick so that they sell tons of tickets to people who wouldn't listen to classical music otherwise, it's amazing.

Also never forget:

http://i.imgur.com/yg9ZMrL.webm

okay that looks incredible what is the source of this gif

e: OH poo poo I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE, I RECOGNIZE THE SONG

how did I forget spinning violin mullet moldova guy?

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

I listen to a lot of ridiculous abstract art metal with violins and poo poo and it isn't a fraction as silly as that gif.

I kind of love it.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

LORD OF BUTT posted:

.... what is the source of this gif

Europe pretending people care about their music.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

LORD OF BUTT posted:

okay that looks incredible what is the source of this gif

e: OH poo poo I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE, I RECOGNIZE THE SONG

how did I forget spinning violin mullet moldova guy?

It's the ending of Revenge of the Nerds, obviously.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


Somebody photoshopped this one so a pillar was in front of his face and made it even greater.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Mierenneuker posted:

Somebody photoshopped this one so a pillar was in front of his face and made it even greater.

drat right I did.

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.

caligulamprey posted:

I listen to a lot of ridiculous abstract art metal with violins and poo poo and it isn't a fraction as silly as that gif.

I kind of love it.

How is Toby Driver and Kayo Dot these days?

For real, lost touch with him after the new Maudlin record

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The MSJ posted:

Who among you are fans of puns?


Ugh.


That said, Zootopia is currently cruising at 100% fresh and looks legit good as opposed to furry porn. Fox is all over it with trailer placement so I'm glad and I'm also glad that when you put a Pixar person in charge of Disney animation you get better quality Disney animation.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


LORD OF BUTT posted:

how did I forget spinning violin mullet moldova guy?
It's understandable as he got kinda eclipsed by the epic sax guy in the same song, it was one epic show alright.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The best Eurovision thing is the boat made off caped Turkish hunks.

Still Fluxing
Feb 14, 2013

A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.

FreudianSlippers posted:

The best Eurovision thing is the boat made off caped Turkish hunks.

No love for the flamboyant Romanian opera vampire?

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

The actual best Eurovision thing is the greatest Steadicam shot in history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3TBvJUtuHs

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

FreudianSlippers posted:

The best Eurovision thing is the boat made off caped Turkish hunks.



I love that someone else remembers the Turkish Man-Boat.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Erebus posted:

The actual best Eurovision thing is the greatest Steadicam shot in history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3TBvJUtuHs

I'm quite impressed at how seamless the hop on to the stage was. The camera operator must have been absolutely buggered at the end of that as well.


Also, this is a thing that is happening.

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Feb 27, 2016

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Winny Puhh is the greatest thing to come out of Eurovision:

https://youtu.be/2dllo85ZSUk

Goddamn that is magical.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Vagabundo posted:

I'm quite impressed at how seamless the hop on to the stage was. The camera operator must have been absolutely buggered at the end of that as well.

I would have thought that was a drone shot until I saw the behind the scenes footage.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Young Freud posted:

I would have thought that was a drone shot until I saw the behind the scenes footage.

That guy should be working on major films, not loving Eurovision.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Vagabundo posted:

That guy should be working on major films, not loving Eurovision.

I feel bad for the steadicam operator who had to spend 24 hours slowly walking backwards shooting complete strangers dancing for the music video to Happy.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Here's a moster (motion poster) for that one Lifetime tv movie:

http://www.impawards.com/tv/posters/LIF_ATTWN_motionPoster_v01_03.mp4

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Vagabundo posted:

That guy should be working on major films, not loving Eurovision.

eurovision is a massive tv production, on the level of superbowl, and something everyone in the biz would love to have on their resume.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Europe pretending people care about their music.

Something like 200 million people watched eurovision last year, I think they're pretty happy with the numbers.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
If Eurovison was a bit more like Survivor I would probably watch it.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


MikeJF posted:

Something like 200 million people watched eurovision last year, I think they're pretty happy with the numbers.

Yeah, but how many of them were north american?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Attitude Indicator posted:

eurovision is a massive tv production, on the level of superbowl, and something everyone in the biz would love to have on their resume.
Working for big tv shows is sweet money often paid way better than movies (if we're not talking highest budget). Also considering that every Eurovision is shot in a different country by local professionals it's an opportunity that may be way more within the grasp than getting into movie projects that also have their disadvantages (traveling to different locations etc).

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Gonz posted:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?



Is that the Holocaust, or still Eurovision?

Also anyone who doesn't want to see the Ran restoration should seek professional help. Kurosawa was the Man.

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