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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Stultus Maximus posted:

Okay, a quick look on wikipedia has 20% casualties for Antietam and 28% for Gettysburg so I'm not sure about that graph.

its a bit of a weird graph, mostly thanks to how hilariously non-standardized casualty reporting was for most of recorded history (i mean how could it be tho)

from the author of the graph


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EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

Godholio posted:

Ah, hell, you're right. One look at that map and the only possible response is "What the gently caress?!"


Fair enough. But I prefer to discount the ideas of the early modern philosophers who started the noble savage garbage to begin with, considering they were mostly concerned with their own nationalist or religious agendas. As a general rule I agree about sweeping definitive statements. I'll admit War Before Civilization is the best work I've read in this area; it's not really where I've focused, but I thought Keeley made a lot of strong arguments.

Oh yeah, the 'noble savage' stuff is basically a 'rational' version of the Myth of the Golden Age where the past was always better, but that doesn't make the other extreme (e.g. Hobbes' all past lives were nasty, brutish and short) any better a model. People are people, confusing, contrary and infinitely variable.

Not read Keeley (not my area of interest) but a read of the books Wiki page does make me wonder why an archaeologist who allegedly specialises in Prehistoric Europe is focussing so much on examples from the Americas. Cherry picking? There is a bit of a flavour of "what the thinker thinks, the prover will prove" in what is presumably a minimal summary and may speak more to the prejudices of the Wiki editors than Keeley himself. Also I'm a bit uncomfortable with calling all acts of mass violence in the past 'War' - far too much modern/contemporary baggage there. Not touching any argument as to what exactly defines 'civilisation' with a barge pole, but the Wiki pages "societies with little technology" definition of pre-civilised is hysterically funny and meaningless. Might see if the library here has a copy I can look at.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It's pretty interesting. The Hobbes-Rousseau sections early are pretty dry but lay the groundwork for a lot of the rest of the book. And he covers more than just that. There's a good argument that our (probable) misconceptions about prehistoric combat and warfare are due to philosophers getting in the way and archaeologists who succumb to their own biases, followed by more archaeologists unwilling or unable to rock the boat of popular scholarship.

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

Godholio posted:

It's pretty interesting. The Hobbes-Rousseau sections early are pretty dry but lay the groundwork for a lot of the rest of the book. And he covers more than just that. There's a good argument that our (probable) misconceptions about prehistoric combat and warfare are due to philosophers getting in the way and archaeologists who succumb to their own biases, followed by more archaeologists unwilling or unable to rock the boat of popular scholarship.

Oh, hey sorry for not seeing this earlier.
I'll probably check it out (or at least add it to the ever growing pile of stuff to read). Hopefully he's aware enough to include himself in the bolded bit and guard against it. It's a tricky balancing act. Starting with a discussion of philosophical approaches does make me twitch a bit - in my world philosophy comes in last after you've tested the excavation evidence to destruction against a variety of theories - it suggests he has an intellectual position he's setting out to prove rather than being guided by the evidence. Very academic in other words.
Since his book came out in '96 I'd not be at all surprised if it was a reaction against the 'peaceful, gynocentric Old Europe' theories of Marija Gimbutas and her supporters and so might be a bit overly emphatic in the opposite direction. (Gimbutas's Civilization of the Goddess came out in '91 and as you might imagine was jumped on by all sorts of lunatic as 'proof' of a lovely, new-agey past that was ruined by those horrible, violent men.)
There's no real critical (positive or negative) reaction to Keeley's book noted on Wiki which is a bit unfortunate (positive quotes from the New York Times doesn't really cover it imo).

Okay, looked at this review linked from the Wiki page: http://www.troynovant.com/Franson/Keeley/War-Before-Civilization.html which I'm afraid doesn't fill me with confidence (no clue what the reviewers qualifications are but the rest of his site is pretty odd).
The section headed "Neolithic fortified camps in England overrun" is referencing Roger Mercer's work at Hambledon Hill (Roger taught me Neolithic and Bronze Age British archaeology a long time ago..) but seems to be making a basic mistake of taking some site specific evidence and presuming it must be repeated more generally. To the best of my knowledge we do not have a large number of these sites with evidence for destruction and archery attack, we have a couple but we also have examples (the majority) that have no such evidence so why not treat that as the hypothetical norm? The quote ends "Whatever ritual or symbolic functions the enclosures might have had, they were obviously fortifications, some of which were attacked and stormed." which presumes a set of values in prehistory that match his own - ritual and symbolic function may have been of primary importance to the particular culture that built causewayed camps and dismissing this so casually is not good. 'Obviously fortifications' is also a dangerously certain statement that relies on his own presumption of function based on form (note we have no evidence above ground level for these places so we have to guess how things are actually built in the vertical). Presumably he knows that the 'causewayed' part of the name refers to the presence of multiple causeways running across the banks and ditches surrounding the sites which is kind of counter-intuitive if what you are trying to do is prevent people approaching your boundaries. Choice of terminology is a problem too, 'causewayed camp' is too suggestive of one type of use, I'd use 'causewayed enclosure' as more neutral language. How does he deal with the fact that more than a few causewayed enclosures have little evidence of habitation inside them? Obviously :v: these need a different read. (See here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causewayed_enclosure)
In the previous section there's a quote "This death toll represented more than 60 percent of the village's population, estimated from the number of houses to have been about 800." - see the obvious problem? He's talking about percentage of population killed based on an estimated population that has to make certain presumptions about things like the contemporary occupation of all structures and acceptable maximum/minimum numbers of people inhabiting each one. Too many variables, should have more possible readings, ideally including mutually exclusive ones.
Based on what is said here Keeley is guilty of generalising from the specific too much, the list of examples from all over space (and time) all fitting into one theoretical reading is worryingly like what I call James Frazer-itis (as in the Golden Bough) where examples from societies living in completely different ways (climate, economic-base, technological capability, density of population, etc. etc.) are presumed to mean the same thing all neatly fitting into one over-arching explanation. There's also new evidence coming up all the time that changes our (necessarily limited) view of the past - i.e. the recent demonstration using trace element analysis of dental enamel that cattle eaten at extremely large winter feasts at sites near Stonehenge in southern Britain were raised in the Orkney Islands at the far northern tip of Britain. This doesn't have to mean that Orcadians took part in these feasts but it must mean that far longer, friendly links existed in the past than has been generally thought. These links might have been exclusively economic or symbolic (it's been suggesged that Stonehenge was a central 'sacred place' for the whole of Britain) or (more likely) some combination of both these and other currently not considered factors. There are also culturally specific cases where what we would see as horrific violence is considered a 'good and desirable' thing - pretend I put in here the quote from the start of John Greenway's 'Down Among The Wild Men' that details the eye-popping violence that accompanies an aboriginal coming of age ceremony, it's well worth reading for sheer wtf!! but unfortunately I don't have my copy with me.

drat that's a lot of words...
tl/dr There's always more and it's always more complicated.

As compensation/apology have a link to a satirical story dealing with both military bureaucracy and history A Medal for Horatio. First came across this in a nice collection of speculative fiction called 'Apeman, Spaceman' edited by the anthropologist Carleton Coon as a way of exploring alien (to the reader) ways of dealing with the world.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

EmptyVessel posted:

Oh, hey sorry for not seeing this earlier.
I'll probably check it out (or at least add it to the ever growing pile of stuff to read). Hopefully he's aware enough to include himself in the bolded bit and guard against it. It's a tricky balancing act. Starting with a discussion of philosophical approaches does make me twitch a bit - in my world philosophy comes in last after you've tested the excavation evidence to destruction against a variety of theories - it suggests he has an intellectual position he's setting out to prove rather than being guided by the evidence. Very academic in other words.
Since his book came out in '96 I'd not be at all surprised if it was a reaction against the 'peaceful, gynocentric Old Europe' theories of Marija Gimbutas and her supporters and so might be a bit overly emphatic in the opposite direction. (Gimbutas's Civilization of the Goddess came out in '91 and as you might imagine was jumped on by all sorts of lunatic as 'proof' of a lovely, new-agey past that was ruined by those horrible, violent men.)
There's no real critical (positive or negative) reaction to Keeley's book noted on Wiki which is a bit unfortunate (positive quotes from the New York Times doesn't really cover it imo).

Okay, looked at this review linked from the Wiki page: http://www.troynovant.com/Franson/Keeley/War-Before-Civilization.html which I'm afraid doesn't fill me with confidence (no clue what the reviewers qualifications are but the rest of his site is pretty odd).
The section headed "Neolithic fortified camps in England overrun" is referencing Roger Mercer's work at Hambledon Hill (Roger taught me Neolithic and Bronze Age British archaeology a long time ago..) but seems to be making a basic mistake of taking some site specific evidence and presuming it must be repeated more generally. To the best of my knowledge we do not have a large number of these sites with evidence for destruction and archery attack, we have a couple but we also have examples (the majority) that have no such evidence so why not treat that as the hypothetical norm? The quote ends "Whatever ritual or symbolic functions the enclosures might have had, they were obviously fortifications, some of which were attacked and stormed." which presumes a set of values in prehistory that match his own - ritual and symbolic function may have been of primary importance to the particular culture that built causewayed camps and dismissing this so casually is not good. 'Obviously fortifications' is also a dangerously certain statement that relies on his own presumption of function based on form (note we have no evidence above ground level for these places so we have to guess how things are actually built in the vertical). Presumably he knows that the 'causewayed' part of the name refers to the presence of multiple causeways running across the banks and ditches surrounding the sites which is kind of counter-intuitive if what you are trying to do is prevent people approaching your boundaries. Choice of terminology is a problem too, 'causewayed camp' is too suggestive of one type of use, I'd use 'causewayed enclosure' as more neutral language. How does he deal with the fact that more than a few causewayed enclosures have little evidence of habitation inside them? Obviously :v: these need a different read. (See here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causewayed_enclosure)
In the previous section there's a quote "This death toll represented more than 60 percent of the village's population, estimated from the number of houses to have been about 800." - see the obvious problem? He's talking about percentage of population killed based on an estimated population that has to make certain presumptions about things like the contemporary occupation of all structures and acceptable maximum/minimum numbers of people inhabiting each one. Too many variables, should have more possible readings, ideally including mutually exclusive ones.
Based on what is said here Keeley is guilty of generalising from the specific too much, the list of examples from all over space (and time) all fitting into one theoretical reading is worryingly like what I call James Frazer-itis (as in the Golden Bough) where examples from societies living in completely different ways (climate, economic-base, technological capability, density of population, etc. etc.) are presumed to mean the same thing all neatly fitting into one over-arching explanation. There's also new evidence coming up all the time that changes our (necessarily limited) view of the past - i.e. the recent demonstration using trace element analysis of dental enamel that cattle eaten at extremely large winter feasts at sites near Stonehenge in southern Britain were raised in the Orkney Islands at the far northern tip of Britain. This doesn't have to mean that Orcadians took part in these feasts but it must mean that far longer, friendly links existed in the past than has been generally thought. These links might have been exclusively economic or symbolic (it's been suggesged that Stonehenge was a central 'sacred place' for the whole of Britain) or (more likely) some combination of both these and other currently not considered factors. There are also culturally specific cases where what we would see as horrific violence is considered a 'good and desirable' thing - pretend I put in here the quote from the start of John Greenway's 'Down Among The Wild Men' that details the eye-popping violence that accompanies an aboriginal coming of age ceremony, it's well worth reading for sheer wtf!! but unfortunately I don't have my copy with me.

drat that's a lot of words...
tl/dr There's always more and it's always more complicated.

As compensation/apology have a link to a satirical story dealing with both military bureaucracy and history A Medal for Horatio. First came across this in a nice collection of speculative fiction called 'Apeman, Spaceman' edited by the anthropologist Carleton Coon as a way of exploring alien (to the reader) ways of dealing with the world.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
going back to the prehistoric combat being ritualized thing and not happening often....

I always thought that was due to the high percentage of tribal warfare resulting in the losing side being completely wiped out and assimilated, therefor the incidence of this occurring was relatively low.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak
Wow did nobody crash a humvee into a plane while high on speedballs this week or something?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I pissed without lifting the seat

Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken
I watched some E4 jump into the middle of a conversation between a retired MSG and an FSE just to correct their grammar.

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

Dunno what your fetish has to do with all that verbiage I posted but :thumbsup: Good job I guess.

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

Splode posted:

Wow did nobody crash a humvee into a plane while high on speedballs this week or something?

I was hoping for a selfie of McNally sitting on a throne of skulls but it looks like Imma have to keep waiting for that one :(

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EmptyVessel posted:

Dunno what your fetish has to do with all that verbiage I posted but :thumbsup: Good job I guess.

maybe dont post giant walls of text about how cavemen killed each other. remember youre dealing with a lot of semi literate veterans

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

hogmartin posted:

I was hoping for a selfie of McNally sitting on a throne of skulls but it looks like Imma have to keep waiting for that one :(

Yeah I think we're all hoping to hear some good news :(

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EmptyVessel posted:


drat that's a lot of words...
tl/dr There's always more and it's always more complicated.


Absolutely. I'm also not holding up that book as the end-all of the discussion, but as one piece that has some interesting evidence that seems to counter some widely-held expectations. I recommend it for people interested in the subject, not for bathroom reading.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Aranan posted:

I watched some E4 jump into the middle of a conversation between a retired MSG and an FSE just to correct their grammar.
If he was the dickhead kind of retired MSG that spends his life reminding people that he was a MSG BACK IN THE DAY, IN THE REAL ARMY then good on him. Everyone everywhere should poo poo on those guys to put them in their place.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

EmptyVessel posted:

Dunno what your fetish has to do with all that verbiage I posted but :thumbsup: Good job I guess.

thx 4 cumming 2 the idiot thread

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007
I went off watch one day underway, did my cleaning and stuff, took a shower, and headed to my rack. Then I caught a whiff from the galley - Taco Tuesday! Holy poo poo, I will stay up for this wonderful reward of soft tortillas and tasty meat and cheese, plus whatever lettuce and tomato that hasn't gone to poo poo yet. I am already spooning salsa and sour cream onto a warm meaty pouch in my mind and anticipating shoving it into my face-hole.

Then I remember it's actually Thursday.

Then I look under my rack and find that in the lower rack is STS3 Smeagol Feet, the rankest stalest non-showering shithead there is. His goddamned BO smelled like tacos enough that it made me hungry for tacos and now I have to live with that forever.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

hogmartin posted:

I went off watch one day underway, did my cleaning and stuff, took a shower, and headed to my rack. Then I caught a whiff from the galley - Taco Tuesday! Holy poo poo, I will stay up for this wonderful reward of soft tortillas and tasty meat and cheese, plus whatever lettuce and tomato that hasn't gone to poo poo yet. I am already spooning salsa and sour cream onto a warm meaty pouch in my mind and anticipating shoving it into my face-hole.

Then I remember it's actually Thursday.

Then I look under my rack and find that in the lower rack is STS3 Smeagol Feet, the rankest stalest non-showering shithead there is. His goddamned BO smelled like tacos enough that it made me hungry for tacos and now I have to live with that forever.

does this mean you shoved his warm meaty pouch into your face hole?

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

does this mean you shoved his warm meaty pouch into your face hole?

No, sorry. I ate some mess deck rice and slept.

He EOS'ed eventually and last I heard is now selling Amway bullshit.

Of the two actual gay guys on the boat, one went to mast for sucking a passed-out drunk guy's dick and was sent to the east coast Navy. Apparently this is a punishment. The other was caught freebasing in the torpedo room so we had a dogge wandering all through our boat plus our barracks.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Bad hygiene dudes need to be dealt with Casino style. "You can not shower and have the hammer, or just shower. Not both."

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Splode posted:

Yeah I think we're all hoping to hear some good news :(

Well, let's see. The Army gave me a nice oak case to put the funeral flag in. It doubles as a shadow box so I sent to the National Personnel Records Center for a set of my wife's medals because I'm entitled to a set and gently caress paying for something I'm entitled to. Website said most requests take 3 to 4 weeks to process.

4 weeks later I fill out a form requesting an update on my status.

NPRC reports that they anticipate to have my request completed by May 8th.

I applied to the VA for Dependent Indemnity Compensation in December. The VA tells me they estimate they'll have processed my application by December 2016 as they have to review the application and her medical records to determine if her death was service related.

"She died on active duty," I said.

"Oh. Well, maybe it won't take that long."

I'm gearing myself up for a fight for when I talk to the college I just got accepted to and for whatever reason the VA decides that my wife isn't quite dead enough for me to qualified for education benefits or whatever bullshit reason they come up with this time. I mean, maybe something won't get hosed up this time and everything will go smoo-- hHAHAHAHHA no I couldn't finish that sentence with a straight face.

So no good news yet.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Have you raised hell with a Congressional someone-or-other?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Godholio posted:

Have you raised hell with a Congressional someone-or-other?

For what? The VA taking forever? That's par for the course.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

McNally posted:

For what? The VA taking forever? That's par for the course.

No for he bullshit you have jumped through already. gently caress ups on both sides. Seriously man, you need a lawyer or a goddamn journalist. I'm almost sure a lawyer would even go pro bono because they would be like "yup, shits gay"

Mercury Ballistic
Nov 14, 2005

not gun related
WTOP would jump all over your mess.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



If you told DAV, VFW, AL, or any other veteran service org everything you've said here and they verified even a quarter of it one of their lawyers would get an spontaneous erection for the level of destruction they'd be about to unleash on the VA.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I have half a mind to get that 'zaurg, get a divorce' gif turned into 'McNally, get a lawyer'.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Except Zaurg was 100% oblivious or in denial, and McNally is not

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I just wanted a gif project to do :shrug:

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Icon Of Sin posted:

If you told DAV, VFW, AL, or any other veteran service org everything you've said here and they verified even a quarter of it one of their lawyers would get an spontaneous erection for the level of destruction they'd be about to unleash on the VA.

Except the VA is only mishandling one part. The rest of it is just Army fuckery and if the Army could be sued for being the Army, we wouldn't have an Army.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

McNally posted:

If the Army could be sued for being the Army, we wouldn't have an Army.

New thread title.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Lazy Reservist posted:

New thread title.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Lazy Reservist posted:

New thread title.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

If anything you could journo it out and put up a kick starter in the article to help if they deny education befits.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
So I need to establish my wife's estate so I can settle some of her affairs (she has a pending personal injury case from a car accident last year, for example) and I have no idea how. I brought it up with Casualty Assistance and they said they'll make an appointment for me with Legal.

Legal only opens its appointment book on Thursday at 0830. Once the appointments for the following week are filled, they close the book until the next Thursday. So it took three loving weeks for me to get an appointment because clearly some dumbfuck SPC who got a DUI or some loving PV2 who's trying to fight his Article 15 for punching his platoon sergeant in the dick or whatever should get priority over a survivor trying to get their deceased spouse's affairs in order.

Finally get my appointment. Turns out I didn't need to loving talk to Legal, I just needed to take my marriage certificate and my wife's death certificate to the county loving courthouse and get a letter of administration.

So after 15 loving years of war, apparently I'm the first fucker who needed to get an estate set up because Casualty Assistance didn't know a loving thing about it. I'm the first survivor who needed to do taxes because Casualty Assistance had no loving clue how to get my wife's W-2.

I'm loving finished with these clueless fucks.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

At this rate I'm hoping technology makes enough of a dent in skilcraft sales that they could get some of their workers doing paperwork instead of the people they have now.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

McNally posted:

So I need to establish my wife's estate so I can settle some of her affairs (she has a pending personal injury case from a car accident last year, for example) and I have no idea how. I brought it up with Casualty Assistance and they said they'll make an appointment for me with Legal.

Legal only opens its appointment book on Thursday at 0830. Once the appointments for the following week are filled, they close the book until the next Thursday. So it took three loving weeks for me to get an appointment because clearly some dumbfuck SPC who got a DUI or some loving PV2 who's trying to fight his Article 15 for punching his platoon sergeant in the dick or whatever should get priority over a survivor trying to get their deceased spouse's affairs in order.

Finally get my appointment. Turns out I didn't need to loving talk to Legal, I just needed to take my marriage certificate and my wife's death certificate to the county loving courthouse and get a letter of administration.

So after 15 loving years of war, apparently I'm the first fucker who needed to get an estate set up because Casualty Assistance didn't know a loving thing about it. I'm the first survivor who needed to do taxes because Casualty Assistance had no loving clue how to get my wife's W-2.

I'm loving finished with these clueless fucks.

Have you considered releasing wasps into their office?

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

:stare:

I take it back. McNally, I don't know exactly how it works in the US, but call your Congressman. This is the kind of horrible situation politicans live for and they might be able to help.

jerman999
Apr 26, 2006

This is a lex imperfecta
Have you thought about getting an attorney involved?

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
If I've learned anything about the military, it's that no one knows how to do their own job. "I just got moved into this and the last person didn't train me."

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