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Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

zoux posted:

So uh what's going on with the Justice League

Batman flies around in giant knowledge chair, staring at and punching people.

It's pretty good.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 05:52

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# ? May 9, 2024 12:37

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Norns posted:

Batman flies around in giant knowledge chair, staring at and punching people.

It's pretty good.

The Green Lantern one shot is fucken awesome.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 06:01

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Teenage Fansub posted:

And Superman is inverted black-and-white because...?

# ? Feb 27, 2016 06:38

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Does Batman ever put his hand down his tights like Al Bundy when he's sitting in the chair

# ? Feb 27, 2016 06:39

MisterBibs: Jul 17, 2010; dolla dolla
bill y'all; Fun Shoe

Isn't Batman, like, a God or something right now? And Hal was, but Hal realized being a God is dumb and un-Godded himself?

# ? Feb 27, 2016 06:49

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

MisterBibs posted:

Isn't Batman, like, a God or something right now? And Hal was, but Hal realized being a God is dumb and un-Godded himself?

Correct on both counts. Also Barry is the Black Racer, Shazam has a bunch of different gods powering him (but they still make the acronym it's cool), and Lex Luthor is basically Darkseid.

Superman is inverse because he fell in a firepit on Apokolips and now he's All-Star Superman-ing (dying from being supercharged)

# ? Feb 27, 2016 06:58

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

TwoPair posted:

Correct on both counts. Also Barry is the Black Racer, Shazam has a bunch of different gods powering him (but they still make the acronym it's cool), and Lex Luthor is basically Darkseid.

Superman is inverse because he fell in a firepit on Apokolips and now he's All-Star Superman-ing (dying from being supercharged)

Just another day at Justice League HQ, eh?

# ? Feb 27, 2016 08:47

dordreff: Jul 16, 2013

Travis343 posted:

Does Batman ever put his hand down his tights like Al Bundy when he's sitting in the chair

Not in public. The man's a professional.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 08:57

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Norns posted:

Batman flies around in giant knowledge chair, staring at and punching people.

It's pretty good.

I'm not sure how that squares with Bruce Wayne simultaneously going around Gotham with amnesia at all, but I'm willing to accept it.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 09:38

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

So, what does one need to read for Batman in a chair adventures?

# ? Feb 27, 2016 16:05

amishjosh: Jul 16, 2004; Yeah

Uthor posted:

So, what does one need to read for Batman in a chair adventures?

looks like justice league

Teenage Fansub posted:

Batman flying around punching shadows from the Mobius Chair in today's Justice League #48.

amishjosh fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Feb 27, 2016

# ? Feb 27, 2016 19:03

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

amishjosh posted:

looks like justice league

But, like, that one issue or is there a whole arc I need to catch up on?

# ? Feb 27, 2016 19:50

joehonkie: Jan 12, 2006; I'm a member of STARS.

Source: Super Hero Squad chutes and ladders

# ? Feb 27, 2016 21:41

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

joehonkie posted:

Source: Super Hero Squad chutes and ladders

Obligatory "That's not how his eyebeams work" post.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 21:50

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Uthor posted:

But, like, that one issue or is there a whole arc I need to catch up on?

The Darkseid War. First trade comes out in March. Second part in July.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 22:30

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

If you're in singles, the current storyline starts with Justice League #40 and the JL "sneak peek", but you might want to start at #30 to get the whole post-Forever Evil Lex Luthor era.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Feb 27, 2016

# ? Feb 27, 2016 22:56

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

(Excalibur v1 #70)

(Excalibur v1 #68)

Hmmm, wonder if I have that StrideX-men book somewhere...

# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:03

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

I wish digital platforms preserved the ads.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:08

SonicRulez: Aug 6, 2013; GOTTA GO FIST

SynthOrange posted:

Squirrel Girl has fun with a limited range time machine.

Also

This is amazing.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:11

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

Teenage Fansub posted:

I wish digital platforms preserved the ads.

Agreed

# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:19

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

That's one thing the DVD collections have over the digital services.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:32

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Art Adams for GQ.

http://www.newsarama.com/28117-art-adams-skewers-donald-trump-vladimir-putin-more-for-gq.html

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:07

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

I hope he meant to model Trump on Granny Goodness.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:17

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Skwirl posted:

Obligatory "That's not how his eyebeams work" post.

Super Hero Squad is not 616, so there is no obligation for his eye beams to not generate heat. :colbert:

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:20

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Did Kris Jenner do something to be grouped with mass murderers recently?

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:29

Mover: Jun 30, 2008

Endless Mike posted:

Super Hero Squad is not 616, so there is no obligation for his eye beams to not generate heat.

I think you'll find that all incarnations of cyclops are multiversally connected by the punch dimension in much the same way that the spider totems are linked by the web of fate. You can learn more in the new crossover series SUMMERS BROTHERS: EXTENDED FAMILY, coming hot on the heels of the breakout hit WEB WARRIORS.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:29

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Uthor posted:

So, what does one need to read for Batman in a chair adventures?

Please, it clearly should be refered to as the Batchair now.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 05:49

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Teenage Fansub posted:

I wish digital platforms preserved the ads.

They don't? That sucks. The ads are always the best part of flipping through an old magazine.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 06:14

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Knormal posted:

Please, it clearly should be refered to as the Batchair now.

Please, Batchair may no longer have "man" in his name, but he still identifies as male, and a chair.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 07:20

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Mover posted:

I think you'll find that all incarnations of cyclops are multiversally connected by the punch dimension

This may be true, but they're all linked to different parts of the punch dimension. 616 Cyclops draws from the knuckle nebula, while SHS Cyclops gets his beams toasty-hot from the center of a Fist Star.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 12:30

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Cyclops isn't cooking the turkey in that picture, it's the before and after shot of him carving off the drumsticks.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 19:05

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Dolash posted:

Cyclops isn't cooking the turkey in that picture, it's the before and after shot of him carving off the drumsticks.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 19:46

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

Teenage Fansub posted:

Batman flying around punching shadows from the Mobius Chair in today's Justice League #48.

If Batman's characterization doesn't turn into this by the end of the next issue I will be deeply disappointed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUG7YSmrvkI

# ? Feb 29, 2016 03:00

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Lobo

A WE3 reference in Transformers vs. GI Joe

Sage advice from Heavy Metal

# ? Feb 29, 2016 03:44

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

25 years old (If that 81 means 1981) and still incredibly depressing true.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 03:51

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Gammarauders is loving bonkers and much more enjoyable than it has any right to be.

P sure this is the only time you will ever see Guy Gardner and The Church of the Subgenius referenced on the same page. Also, drink Okra Cola

200 motels referenced on the very next page

Giant cyborg mohawk hamsters named Dweemish need no context

As someone whose wife is of Polish decent, this is sage advice

# ? Feb 29, 2016 03:54

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

bunnyofdoom posted:

25 years old (If that 81 means 1981) and still incredibly depressing true.

That's page #81. P sure the issue was from 1991 or 1992, also 1981 was 35 years ago. But yeah, you're right.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 03:56

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Sizone posted:

That's page #81. P sure the issue was from 1991 or 1992, also 1981 was 35 years ago. But yeah, you're right.

It says "1993" inside the flag on the first panel.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 04:03

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

Teenage Fansub posted:

I wish digital platforms preserved the ads.

The only reason I know about Dr. Giggles is the massive comic book ad campaign that movie got for whatever reason.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 16:20

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# ? May 9, 2024 12:37

yaffle: Sep 15, 2002; Flapdoodle

Holy crap Gammarauders. I had no idea there was a comic. I still have the board game somewhere.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 18:45

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