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quote:Date number two with Linda was at a barbecue place. Once we placed our orders and waited for our food at the counter, she took note of the chefs beyond the registers.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 08:53 |
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Thin Privilege posted:Since then another mutual friend has gotten pregnant, which is obviously a really happy life event for her. Fair enough. I like the "Fair enough" is this stdh I like the implication that her friend getting pregnant is not nearly as important as her wedding. I like that she is so loving narcissistic that it's her fault a huge life event coincided with hers. And finally, I absolutely love that she wasn't angry because she wasn't congratulated. She was angry because she didn't get to tell them about that completely hilarious thing that happened the other day with the florist. Seriously, grow the gently caress up[
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 10:33 |
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Gentle Giantquote:This Troper is the gentlegiant. So naturally, no one expects me to do something bad. Friends with everyone around me? Great, that's wonderful. Even starting a new school, people know not to screw around with me. I live a pleasant life besides the bullies, in quiet respect for one another. I'm "so lovable"! Watch out though, for god's sake, if I tell you "I suggest you stop that," because one way or another, you are going to stop that. Sometimes, I don't have to do a drat thing, they just stop it. Because the last time someone didn't heed my advice? Fourth Grade, kid everyone minded, sort of like me. Wouldn't stop gabbing about how he was so popular these days. My method of downsizing his ego? Got the whole student body to hate him. Every. Single. One. I just had to be cold and distant to him, and that's all it took. What ended up happening was at the end of school, where we all had to go to High School, he left, crying, last day, and his family moved back to Edmonton. How do I know it's because of me? He said himself "I HATE you, ALL of you! I hope I NEVER see ANY of you AGAIN! IN FACT, I KNOW I'll never see ANY of you again!" As he left, I pleasantly remarked "Don't worry! I'll try taking you out with a Hitman!" I guess you could say I'm an unmotivated Magnificent Bastard. Teddy Bear quote:This troper is in the words of his best friend "a cross between a teddy bear and Jesus". In 9th grade a group of thugs threatened aforementioned female friend, then attacked this troper. Left kneeling on the ground as they went to molest their next victim, two words escaped my mouth. "My turn." My friend still describes this incident in great detail to this day, and maintains that I suplexed one of them before grabbing another by the throat with one hand and throwing him into a wall. Elementary quote:Quite the odd one in school, few friends, (they too, were odd) with a fairly small berserk button. Exactly three times I was almost in a fight. First time, I had the guy in a choke hold up against a brick wall. In class. Entire classroom just stopped and stared. The second time, I was tired of three years of this one kid repeatedly talking poo poo. I get up, face him, say, not shout, say "Why don't you try shutting the gently caress up", he steps towards me, I shove him backwards, and I am more than certain, that if the teacher hadn't walked in right then, someone would've walked out, the other would've needed help. And the third and final time, a different kid was causing nothing but havoc for a good six months. at one point, he was standing on a desk behind mine, saying that he would jump on me. I grabbed his ankle, and dared him. He kicked off (but not me) and jumped down, muttering "not worth it"
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 10:38 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Gentle Giant I like this one because I was expecting his "revenge" (what did the kid even do besides be slightly annoying?) would have something to do with his size/strength, but no, he's just a fatty who stopped talking to someone and imagined that everyone was in with him on hating the kid.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 11:20 |
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STDH.txt: Fibromyalgia It a sad that everybody claims this poo poo. I work in healthcare, and as part of patient assessment I have to ask about health issues, and when someone mentions fibromyalgia, my eyes want to roll so hard. It's not that I'm inconsiderate, but holy gently caress is fibromyalgia the flavor of the week. In the last month, I've heard 2 separate patients claim "fibro storm" and "end-stage fibromyalgia". It was at that point I considered a career change.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 12:41 |
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Is fibromyalgia that thing where people imagine they have fibres growing out of their skin, but the doctors don't acknowledge of it because of a conspiracy and possibly chemtrails?
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 12:51 |
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Weatherman posted:Is fibromyalgia that thing where people imagine they have fibres growing out of their skin, but the doctors don't acknowledge of it because of a conspiracy and possibly chemtrails? No, that's Morgellon's or something. Fibromyalgia as far as I know is a vague chronic pain. It's the kind of thing that's very easy to self-diagnose because you can't test for it, and the symptoms are pretty non-specific.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 12:55 |
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Weatherman posted:Is fibromyalgia that thing where people imagine they have fibres growing out of their skin, but the doctors don't acknowledge of it because of a conspiracy and possibly chemtrails? No, fibromyalgia is, essentially, chronic pain without identifiable cause. Unfortunately, because the "pain" is totally subjective, most doctors will just prescribe narcotic pain medication. This creates an environment of dependence, even if the initial "pain" is totally psychosomatic.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 12:58 |
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ibntumart posted:Misogyny! "And that's the story of how I became an MRA."
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 13:15 |
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Zipperelli. posted:STDH.txt: Fibromyalgia A lot of people with "fibromyalgia" have somatized depression and/or other mental health issues, so that's maybe something to consider when you're seeing patients.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 16:09 |
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Khazar-khum posted:
I love the part about "one of us would walk out and the other would need assistance". Is there an 8 year old who hasn't shoved or been shoved? That's not a fight Mr. Tough Guy. That's being a little kid
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 17:28 |
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Actually it sounds like assault to me
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 18:14 |
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 18:17 |
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Dogfish posted:A lot of people with "fibromyalgia" have somatized depression and/or other mental health issues, so that's maybe something to consider when you're seeing patients. So far the only things that have been shown to effectively treat 'fibro' are improved diet/exercise and anti-depressants. Its just a symptom of another underlying issue.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 18:22 |
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Dienes posted:So far the only things that have been shown to effectively treat 'fibro' are improved diet/exercise and anti-depressants. Its just a symptom of another underlying issue. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Whether or not fibromyalgia also exists as its own disease (and there's enough controversy about that in medical communities that I'm not prepared to say whether or not it does), it's pretty clear that there's a huge amount of overlap between fibromyalgia symptoms and the symptoms of somatized mental illness. Health care providers who roll their eyes at the physical symptoms that people suffering from mental health issues exhibit are a barrier to treatment for those people. People who seek medical help should get help, not contempt.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 19:04 |
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Dogfish posted:Yes, that's what I'm saying. Whether or not fibromyalgia also exists as its own disease (and there's enough controversy about that in medical communities that I'm not prepared to say whether or not it does), it's pretty clear that there's a huge amount of overlap between fibromyalgia symptoms and the symptoms of somatized mental illness. Health care providers who roll their eyes at the physical symptoms that people suffering from mental health issues exhibit are a barrier to treatment for those people. The pain researchers I work with personally believe that there's some sort of unknown chronic pain disorder goin' on, but whether or not any particular person who thinks they're suffering from fibromyalgia has it, or even that there's only one cause? One of the ancillary effects of their research might be an actual quantitative way to test for it, which would be cool.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 19:12 |
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Tunicate posted:some sort of unknown chronic pain disorder goin' on Otherwise known as human existence
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 19:20 |
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Tunicate posted:The pain researchers I work with personally believe that there's some sort of unknown chronic pain disorder goin' on, but whether or not any particular person who thinks they're suffering from fibromyalgia has it, or even that there's only one cause? That's really interesting!
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 20:46 |
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Does anyone have a link to the blog of the lady who claims to have named like every popular musician from the 20th century?
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 21:02 |
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Aston posted:Does anyone have a link to the blog of the lady who claims to have named like every popular musician from the 20th century? michaelhutchenceandme was taken down.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 21:06 |
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If this poo poo had actually happened, the barista wouldn't have had the time to make the guy's drink: http://imgur.com/gallery/ZMluA
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 21:53 |
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 22:29 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:If this poo poo had actually happened, the barista wouldn't have had the time to make the guy's drink: At least all the comments are calling them out about their lying for internet points...
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 22:39 |
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ooh baby the way you clumsily slammed into me really warms my chamber
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 22:45 |
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Zipperelli. posted:At least all the comments are calling them out about their lying for internet points... There is that. I always wonder what makes STDHers think anyone will believe their bullshit.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:15 |
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Probably all the people that usually believe their bullshit.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:36 |
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Don't forget the text at the end! quote:'No phone number, no ''follow me on instagram.." no score., sigh. Yeah, that'll make it seem realistic! If I have absolutely zero proof it happened and I say I wasn't interested anyway!
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 02:04 |
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It's like a bag, filled with sand.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 02:12 |
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SEX BURRITO posted:Does every fucker on the internet have fibromyalgia now? It's like a 'win an internet argument free card'. "Yeah I park in disabled spots, but I have fibromyalgia." "I can't leave the house and exercise, I have fibromyalgia." I know people who have genuinely been diagnosed with the condition and they aren't wasting their pain free times posting stupid stories. I have fibromyalgia. Getting out of the house and exercising is one of the very best things you can do for it, even on days you feel like crap and can just make it to the end of the block and back. I'm always suspicious of people claiming it on the internet (I say as I claim it on the internet).
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 02:22 |
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Tunicate posted:
This is all I can think about when I read stupid script format.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 02:59 |
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Lady Naga posted:michaelhutchenceandme was taken down. I hope she's okay
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 04:57 |
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Verisimilidude posted:Don't forget the text at the end!
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 10:49 |
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I love the notion too that every single place in the world uses a synonym of cat for vagina. No loving way this happened, linguistics alone.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 12:17 |
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Furia posted:I love the notion too that every single place in the world uses a synonym of cat for vagina. She might've known that English slang for vagina is another word for cat but couldn't remember 'pussy' specifically. They're posting about getting laid using the stupid penguin meme so it's definitely STDH anyway though.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 15:42 |
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Christo posted:She might've known that English slang for vagina is another word for cat but couldn't remember 'pussy' specifically. Ad a non-native english speaker, I assure you that "pussy=vagina" comes first than "pussy=cat" and "slang for vagina=synonym for cat". What you say makes sense, but it's way to much of a stretch.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 15:47 |
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Also imgur users constantly making the distinction between different types of sex, having to stress that it was like "porn stars" because they were talking dirty, as opposed to all the non porn star sex they don't have also.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 16:12 |
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Porn star sex is where you have to stop every three minutes to either switch positions or hold your pose while someone photographs you. It honestly kind of sucks.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 16:26 |
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Libandano Urfam posted:This is all I can think about when I read stupid script format.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 17:11 |
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davidspackage posted:Porn star sex is where you have to stop every three minutes to either switch positions or hold your pose while someone photographs you. It honestly kind of sucks. I'm pretty sure that guy has to stop completely every three minutes for another reason
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