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The entire audience needed a cigatette/to take a leak.
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Sleeveless posted:You're projecting so hard that ships could navigate using you. I'm sorry if you feel some pathological need to Get Out of Dodge ASAP, maybe you should try switching to decaf?
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Feb 27, 2016 18:40
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Inspector Gesicht posted:What sports game was it that fans on the winning side left early, only to barred from coming back because the other side won in the last minute? The Miami Heat in the NBA Finals. You have the reasoning wrong though. They thought they were going to lose, then the team caught a couple of lucky breaks to force overtime and win. But there's a strict no re-entry policy so all the idiots who don't understand basketball and had to get back to Palm Beach or whatever got locked out. http://deadspin.com/hundreds-of-heat-fans-leave-game-6-early-a-nation-laug-514254371
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Feb 27, 2016 18:41
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Tiggum posted:Not something about the movie itself, but I went to see Deadpool today, and about 75% of the audience started leaving during the credits - like they'd never seen a super hero movie before. The post-credits scene was funny, why would you walk out without watching it? After-credits scenes have been a fad that's waning, the last several movies that I waited till the end of credits expecting something, there was nothing. I think most people got sick of it and movies stopped doing it and now nobody expects it anymore. I'll make sure to wait after Deadpool then though.
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Feb 27, 2016 18:55
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I honestly don't usually care or bother that there's a fan handout or out takes after the credits of a movie Like yeah you'd better believe I'm right out the door man, there's always more important or fun things to do than sit in a movie theater watching credits roll. My high's definitely gone by then and I'd have to be high to see anything comic book related And plus if I really want to see like, I don't know...Darkseid or whatever/whoever showing up to go "Hah-hah I'll be in the next movie!!" (and I don't) then I'd just catch it on YouTube Who has five minutes to breathe in this world of infinite entertainment and woe? I probably just spent like X hours inert in a movie theater. I'm not waiting for "stingers"
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Feb 27, 2016 19:07
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KozmoNaut posted:Unlike every single Marvel movie before it? Deadpool is a Fox movie, tho.
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Tunicate posted:Deadpool is a Fox movie, tho. To be fair some x-men movies have it now too. Apocalypse showed up at the end of Days of Future past. I think the new Spiderman movies had them too. The only real super hero movies that don't anymore is DC stuff. Plus, I'd wager the average moviegoer doesn't know the explicit differences between all companies. I usually stick around for them, but only because they usually do something cool with the credits before the scene, like neat graphics and such. After the scene comes the boring scroll credits and that's when you walk out.
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Febreeze posted:To be fair some x-men movies have it now too. Apocalypse showed up at the end of Days of Future past. I think the new Spiderman movies had them too. The only real super hero movies that don't anymore is DC stuff. Plus, I'd wager the average moviegoer doesn't know the explicit differences between all companies. X-Men Origins: Wolverine had a stinger that showed Subject X was still alive, which I assume was eventually supposed to lead into a Deadpool movie.
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Feb 27, 2016 19:20
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The Wolverine had Magneto and Professor X showing up in an airport to stop time and tell wolverine "hey Days of Future Past is gonna happen"
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Feb 27, 2016 21:10
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There's an app called runpee that gives you good times to go to the bathroom and tells you if there is anything after the credits. It's pretty good.
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Feb 27, 2016 22:01
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Avengers 2 again. When Vision is first born, he gets thrown through a plate glass window. Why didn't he just phase right through that poo poo? I swear to god, he hardly phased at all in that flick.
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Feb 27, 2016 22:23
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End credit scenes are always poo poo and pointless teasers designed to make nerds feel superior for knowing what characters are being teased. If you sit for 5+ minutes watching names scroll on a screen just to see 10 seconds of trash you shouldn't be critizing anyone.
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Feb 27, 2016 22:28
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Not sure you should be 'critizing' anyone either with that spelling.
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Feb 27, 2016 23:13
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I have always sat through the credits in movie theaters. Gives me time to digest what I've seen, discuss it with the people I went with, and make fun of the key grip's name. The relatively recent addition of post-credit scenes was a nice little bonus that didn't alter my behavior at all.
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Feb 27, 2016 23:57
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Deadpool's stinger was the best one so far for me personally, but I have an unholy  love for Ferris Bueller's Day Off and it was a glorious homage. Content-wise it was pretty irrelevant though.
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:There's an app called runpee that gives you good times to go to the bathroom and tells you if there is anything after the credits. It's pretty good. I use http://www.mediastinger.com. End of credits scenes piss me off because 1. I hate missing out on content 2. I believe you should tell your movie's story before the credits roll. Some of the Marvel ones have gotten absurd. End of credits scenes pretty much peaked with this one http://youtu.be/QRJ38y4Jn6k
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TheKennedys posted:Deadpool's stinger was the best one so far for me personally, but I have an unholy I liked it because it;s the pure distillation of post-credit stingers: yes we have a plan for a sequel, no we don't have anyone cast for it or any concrete details, now go home.
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:There's an app called runpee that gives you good times to go to the bathroom and tells you if there is anything after the credits. It's pretty good. I'll probably be on my phone in the theater anyway so this is perfect.
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Blast Fantasto posted:End of credits scenes pretty much peaked with this one This is both true and ironic considering.
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BiggerBoat posted:Avengers 2 again. When Vision is first born, he gets thrown through a plate glass window. Why didn't he just phase right through that poo poo? I swear to god, he hardly phased at all in that flick. Allow me to explain that one with a quote from the movie: Ultron: You are shockingly naive... Vision: To be fair I was born yesterday 
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Feb 28, 2016 05:43
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ubachung posted:I am not sure you should be 'critizing' anyone with that spelling either
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jag är ett hus av glass
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Feb 28, 2016 08:27
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Catching up on American Horror Story because I hate myself and I'm having a hard time telling characters apart sometimes because Ryan Murphy most definitely has a type.
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Sleeveless posted:Catching up on American Horror Story because I hate myself and I'm having a hard time telling characters apart sometimes because Ryan Murphy most definitely has a type. im the guy 2nd or 3rd from the right i mean left. either way
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BiggerBoat posted:Avengers 2 again. When Vision is first born, he gets thrown through a plate glass window. Why didn't he just phase right through that poo poo? I swear to god, he hardly phased at all in that flick. If you're a meat person, being thrown through plate glass is a Bad Thing™. If you're a robot however, who gives a poo poo, might as well worry about being thrown through cardboard.
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Feb 28, 2016 15:23
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im a meat person but i dont plan on being thrown thru glass 
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Feb 28, 2016 15:50
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Gorilla Salad posted:If you're a meat person, being thrown through plate glass is a Bad Thing. If you're a robot however, who gives a poo poo, might as well worry about being thrown through cardboard. Where do vegans weigh in on the whole defenestration thing?
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Feb 28, 2016 16:34
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there are no windows on the meat planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7K9SycELA
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Canemacar posted:Where do vegans weigh in on the whole defenestration thing? No one cares?
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Canemacar posted:Where do vegans weigh in on the whole defenestration thing? Best of luck throwing one of those dudes through a window 
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More of a general complaint but it's really annoying to watch anything from the last 3D resurgence as they're just full of terrible gimmick shots.
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WeAreTheRomans posted:Best of luck throwing one of those dudes through a window Isn't that pronounced Vay-ga? I always thought it was. Not that it matters.
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It's a soft G. Va-jaynus. Vajaynans
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Blast Fantasto posted:I use http://www.mediastinger.com. End of credits scenes piss me off because Rush Hour credits are always pretty funny with Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan goofing off. I guess blooper reels don't really fit the same category but I think more movie should do them for the credits
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I like sticking around to see what songs they used in the movie that weren't obvious.
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Gorilla Salad posted:If you're a meat person, being thrown through plate glass is a Bad Thing™. If you're a robot however, who gives a poo poo, might as well worry about being thrown through cardboard. I just mean it seemed like lazy writing and a missed opportunity for Vision to go all ghost like and phase through the glass while all he Avengers are like "whoa". Stark could be all "I didn't build him to do that". Only thing I know about Vision is that he's an android, he phases and he flies. I mean, those are his loving powers. He flew in the movie (and grew himself a cape) but the phasing thing? Not so much. I liked AoU but my God a lot of it is just a hot mess. For one thing, Avengers just show up out of nowhere all the time. Even half way around the globe. Ultron's plan still makes no god drat sense to me. What was the deal with creating the sky island anyway? I like that film in spite of itself.
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razorrozar posted:Isn't that pronounced Vay-ga? I always thought it was. There are a lot of pronuncation options, really.
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Patattack posted:There are a lot of pronuncation options, really. fuckin pat
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If all the credits sequences had one of those little videos playing on the side that shows everyone making the movie and having a great time doing it, we'd have a kinder, gentler world.
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cheerfullydrab posted:If all the credits sequences had one of those little videos playing on the side that shows everyone making the movie and having a great time doing it, we'd have a kinder, gentler world. Singing and dancing or nothing quote:Film certainly has made great strides in the 21st century. Now if we could only get Hollywood to stop putting out terrible movies in which, as soon as the credits finish rolling, the main character returns in an added scene and addresses the audience directly by saying, “You’re still here?” That’s just so cheesy and shameless.
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