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Subjunctive posted:I've been staring at this for a couple of minutes, and I just can't quite make it work. Salami is phallic substitute, I guess, but I can't figure the poodle or drink parts. Also, for what it's worth: http://www.bustle.com/articles/63032-10-the-breakfast-club-facts-you-didnt-know-about-the-classic-80s-film
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JesusGeorge posted:Also, for what it's worth: Thank you both, I had totally forgotten that line.
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Subjunctive posted:I've been staring at this for a couple of minutes, and I just can't quite make it work. Salami is phallic substitute, I guess, but I can't figure the poodle or drink parts. The joke is that she's running around naked with a poodle and a salami under her arm, and the bartender figures she didn't start the night like that, she's already drank enough to be naked and carrying ridiculous poo poo. Well, I'm wrong. Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 15:53 on Feb 27, 2016 |
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kizudarake posted:The joke is that she's running around naked with a poodle and a salami under her arm, and the bartender figures she didn't start the night like that, she's already drank enough to be naked and carrying ridiculous poo poo. Great work, though.
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kizudarake posted:The joke is that she's running around naked with a poodle and a salami under her arm, and the bartender figures she didn't start the night like that, she's already drank enough to be naked and carrying ridiculous poo poo. That's what I thought too.
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Hollow Talk posted:They missed the chance to ask her whether she fell from heaven. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSqP-DlHYVs&t=262s
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Nitrox posted:This guy is brutally honest about katanas and other medieval weapons. Watch his follow up video after the avalanche of nerd rage had subsided https://youtu.be/XLWzH_1eZsc This is actually very interesting and he has a bunch of other videos about ancient weapons and stuff. Probably going to watch them all. Thanks.  edit - that youtube guy looks like James McAvoy's dad. Pennywise the Frown has a new favorite as of 01:04 on Feb 28, 2016 |
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It's either 3 things An one off joke from an edgy 2000s sitcom A character from the Nickoledoan movie Back From the Barnyard An anime that will get you arrested at the Canadian border
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smh if u dont milk yourself at all times
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Snapchat A Titty posted:smh if u dont milk yourself at all times 
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Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:What am I missing here? I just like how disgusted the lady looks at the guy trying to talk to her.
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Katanas are overpowered in d20.
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Who What Now posted:Katanas are overpowered in d20. I didn't know what this was so I looked it up and lol quote:Thats it. Im sick of all this Masterwork Bastard Sword bullshit thats going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
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It's been a while since I did anything vaguely D&D, but those stats mean that a one-handed Katana does more damage than a double-handed Zweihander, has a higher chance to score critical hits than a Vorpal (Cut-through-anything) sword, and has a higher crit multiplier than anything. Man, /tg/ was fantastic for its trolling, if nothing else.
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Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:What am I missing here? Exhibit A: Unable to discern human emotion.
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I'm not sure Medieval Europeans would've had any way of knowing about the glory of the katana. Their reason for not forming a monolithic whole in order to invade Japan, a country they didn't know existed, might have had more to do with the fact that in order to get there they would've had to march across all of Asia. Asia is really big.
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WarpedNaba posted:It's been a while since I did anything vaguely D&D, but those stats mean that a one-handed Katana does more damage than a double-handed Zweihander, has a higher chance to score critical hits than a Vorpal (Cut-through-anything) sword, and has a higher crit multiplier than anything. I thought one of the key points of d&d was the rulebook is a guideline, and if you wanted to gently caress with stats for your mom's basement table game you can do whatever you want. I'm guessing this guy is more pissed that his DM won't accept the katana becoming a game breaking super weapon?
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FreudianSlippers posted:I'm not sure Medieval Europeans would've had any way of knowing about the glory of the katana. Their reason for not forming a monolithic whole in order to invade Japan, a country they didn't know existed, might have had more to do with the fact that in order to get there they would've had to march across all of Asia. Asia is really big. Also it was full of Ottomans.
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WarpedNaba posted:a double-handed Zweihander I hope you're suggesting there are other kinds 
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Data Graham posted:I hope you're suggesting there are other kinds Yeah, singled handed Zweihander. Didn't you watch Berserk? 
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Is this a demonstration why you shouldn't parry edge on edge like in every movie ever?
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Angela Christine posted:Is this a demonstration why you shouldn't parry edge on edge like in every movie ever? More that honorable Nippon steel can't cut through European steel weapons snicker-snack.
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Angela Christine posted:Is this a demonstration why you shouldn't parry edge on edge like in every movie ever? Nah, parrying edge to edge is cool. It makes the swords bind which allows better control of your opponent's blade. This demonstrates what would happen if you took a cheap sword and tried to hit another cheap sword being supported on both ends. 
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Angela Christine posted:Is this a demonstration why you shouldn't parry edge on edge like in every movie ever? Clearly not, since the parrying weapon was hardly damaged
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Sinners Sandwich posted:It's either 3 things Forgive my ignorance but what is the deal with Canadian anime?
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My funny funny picture is 2 pages of nerds talking about swords. Just kidding. Have this one of an ape philosopher yall pieces of dirt 
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Just think' 'bout ape stuff
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Just think' 'bout ape stuff  what up you know which way to swipe
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http://instagram.com/sword_lords Hope I'm not to late for the katana derail.
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 bustercasey posted:http://instagram.com/sword_lords You are, it's all about ridiculously photogenic gorillas now.
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Verisimilidude posted:I didn't know what this was so I looked it up and lol Ah yes, those amazing WWII Japanese katanas. http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/b962712.pdf Tl;dr: garbage quality steel, sharpened extremely poorly.
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