Tetracube posted:I had a furry friend who went to a con and described her two roommates walking into her hotel room and immediately loving right in front of her without even closing the door. I'm pretty sure this is normal furry behaviour There are furries who pay ridiculous amounts of money to fly to every furry convention, get high and gently caress everyone they possibly can, then spend the time between conventions complaining about how depressed they are they're not at a convention getting high and loving random people. Like enough of them that some sites have to have suicide helplines handy whenever a convention ends. Really I just wish I knew how these lunatics earned so much money.
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Nuebot posted:There are furries who pay ridiculous amounts of money to fly to every furry convention, get high and gently caress everyone they possibly can, then spend the time between conventions complaining about how depressed they are they're not at a convention getting high and loving random people. Like enough of them that some sites have to have suicide helplines handy whenever a convention ends. http://ao.kalimonster.net/fplus/yifftheotter.txt
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Nuebot posted:There are furries who pay ridiculous amounts of money to fly to every furry convention, get high and gently caress everyone they possibly can, then spend the time between conventions complaining about how depressed they are they're not at a convention getting high and loving random people. Like enough of them that some sites have to have suicide helplines handy whenever a convention ends. Id like to think these people all aquired the puzzle box from hellraiser and that this is our version of xenobites.
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Nuebot posted:There are furries who pay ridiculous amounts of money to fly to every furry convention, get high and gently caress everyone they possibly can, then spend the time between conventions complaining about how depressed they are they're not at a convention getting high and loving random people. Like enough of them that some sites have to have suicide helplines handy whenever a convention ends. I always thought it was less that they had tons of money and more that they were really bad with the money they had. Like eating nothing but Ramen and drinking water because they spend their entire check on porn and whatever.
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I don't talk with her anymore, but a college friend of mine was way, way too into writing stories about adults who suffered abuse, to the point they had to magically be shrunk down to baby size. Little kids, maybe, but babies were better, like using pacifiers and the like. I thought it was weird, but thinking about it now, it was really really loving messed up. She was very fascinated with that but, again, thinking back, she started out slow, like a teenager who was grieving over his dead mom and clinging to another woman as a substitute, and slowly ramped up the crazy, to several adults going through Holocaust-like conditions, only to find happiness being turned into babies mentally and physically. I do remember any time we had some swap-papers-and-edit things going on, I'd ask about other parts of the story, and she'd always lead back to the new babies sucking on pacifiers or needing milk or something else that, now, makes me shudder and wonder if she wasn't, like, into babies in the wrong way. I'd wonder if she ever went to any of these furry cons, though she insisted she was asexual and had no interest in furry stuff.
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Haruharuharuko posted:God no matter what word i put emphasis on in this sentence its still so bad. What if you put the emphasis on "I", and think he's chastening the congoers? "Well, *I* don't gently caress dogs, so you guys should cut it out too." You could also change around the punctuation to pretend he saw a pack of ravening hounds in the middle of his sentence and yelled "gently caress! Dogs!"
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:If I remember right 3 people had a drunk threesome in front of the park ranger's cabin just as the convention started. The police had to be called in because any sex with a drunken woman in Oklahoma is considered rape even if there was consent. The community claimed it was 3 new timers coming in from out of town but someone else claimed at least one of them was a staff member of the con. My friend does furry art and tells me all about this poo poo, and apparently something similar happened in a London con (handjob under the table in view of the bartender).
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Weldon Pemberton posted:You could also change around the punctuation to pretend he saw a pack of ravening hounds in the middle of his sentence and yelled "gently caress! Dogs!" I want to think it's this one.
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Feb 28, 2016 04:29
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I wonder how red letter media would feel about being a popular meme among baby furs.
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Feb 28, 2016 06:07
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How do so many SA members know about furry diaper cons.
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The longer you stick around on the internet, the more likely you are to come across semi-tolerable people that have connections with very intolerable people
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RaspberryCommie posted:I always thought it was less that they had tons of money and more that they were really bad with the money they had. That and fur suits are expensive. I get the whole "post convention blues" thing. When I go to a fencing convention it's essentially a long weekend spent getting hammered with people who completely "get" me. I can ignore my real life problems if only for a few days and spend time just being the part of me that loves fencing. But like any functional adult you just kinda go "man I can't wait for the next one" and move the gently caress on. If your identity is so tied up in who you are at your convention that real life makes you want to kill yourself then you almost definitely have severe mental problems, which most furries definitely do.
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goose fleet posted:The longer you stick around on the internet, the more likely you are to come across semi-tolerable people that have connections with very intolerable people Ive been here a while on both this dying gay website and the Internet which hosts this shameful trash bag, and never met a furry baby.
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Darth123123 posted:Ive been here a while on both this dying gay website and the Internet which hosts this shameful trash bag, and never met a furry baby. I'm sure you have, you just didn't notice they were secretly wearing a diaper.
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Verisimilidude posted:I'm sure you have, you just didn't notice they were secretly wearing a diaper. Do you icky people wearing a fencing mask?
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Darth123123 posted:How do so many SA members know about furry diaper cons. Atrocity tourism. It's what this site was founded on.
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Feb 28, 2016 06:34
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Not quite accurate. If someone is a dog/furry/otherkin they will let you know and won't shut up about it.
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goose fleet posted:The longer you stick around on the internet, the more likely you are to come across semi-tolerable people that have connections with very intolerable people Or if you know the right person in real life who drags you into this poo poo.
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KiteAuraan posted:Or if you know the right person in real life who drags you into this poo poo. In my case the first time I met a furry was a social gathering and one of our friends was like "Can I bring my friend? You don't know him but he's never been to this place before" and more the merrier, right? Then we get another call "Is it cool if he brings his other friend?" and sure, why not, right? And then the guy spends half the drive talking about his ~world building~ for a novel he'll totally write one day where everyone are super sexy dog people at war with super sexy cat people because.
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Yea, my knowledge of the terrible side of the internet is from SA. Though I'm sure I would find out a bout a lot of this stuff because Furries and Bronies have to make you know about what they're into, but SA enables me to put it into context. I'll give it to him for timing.
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Feb 28, 2016 07:09
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Feb 28, 2016 07:10
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This is quite literally the best thing I have seen in at least a week.
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Feb 28, 2016 07:23
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Enjoy this higher-resolution copy:
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Feb 28, 2016 07:33
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The incomprehensible sign just makes this better
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Feb 28, 2016 07:39
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goose fleet posted:The incomprehensible sign just makes this better Cyrillic always looks a little freaky because it's so close to looking normal and usually shows up in really odd pictures.
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Feb 28, 2016 07:51
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The dude in green looks like his head and hat have been photoshopped in from separate places.
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Cool, we're posting homegrown now?
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Darth123123 posted:How do so many SA members know about furry diaper cons. because "friends" are making furry diaper art.
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Scathach posted:Cyrillic always looks a little freaky because it's so close to looking normal and usually shows up in really odd pictures. In Russia one's weight and hat size are inversely proportional.
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Rambling Robot posted:because "friends" are making furry diaper art. But enough about Shmorky
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Toast Museum posted:Enjoy this higher-resolution copy: God, you missed
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WaltherFeng posted:Not quite accurate. If someone is a dog/furry/otherkin they will let you know and won't shut up about it. Not entirely true. I knew a lady over the internet for a few years and never knew until she randomly tweeted a vent about 'otherkin are not oppressed guys ur being trolled'. If only there were more quieter otherkins the world would be a better place.
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scorpiobean posted:God, you missed no, he did not. whatever god hit was even worse, because russia.
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I can't believe anyone would want that man to get hit by lightning. He is the centerpiece of a work of art that will one day rival the Mona Lisa.
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I can just picture the type of people who could be bullied into jerking off a complete stranger rather than dealing with confrontation. The way it is written makes it seem like the author isn't at all concerned about the stranger in their home demanding sex from their partner and talking about grand conspiracies. Reminds me of the FFVII house.
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Toast Museum posted:Enjoy this higher-resolution copy: I hear AC/DC's Thunderstruck when I look at this.
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Millions of Crows posted:I hear AC/DC's Thunderstruck when I look at this. I hear the Tsars quietly weeping tears of joy 
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