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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/692155362552778752

:yeah:

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

trapped mouse posted:

You're right, I'm sure you had nothing but innocent intentions.

So you're all concerned that I'm making fun of politicians? lol @ you.



Grand Prize Winner posted:

spacetoaster doesn't actually support anything, hth

I do, I just try not to be serious about it on comedy websites.

Aesop Poprock posted:

What the hell about spacetoasters' vast majority of anti-liberal posts makes you think he's a Bernie supporter?

I don't know, I've got beliefs that would piss off conservatives and I've got beliefs that would piss off liberals. I figure most people are actually that way. I suppose some of you are actual extremists about everything, but I doubt it.

Also, that's the only way to get a rise out of people here. If I just made fun of conservatives all the time you all would just sagely nod your heads at your computer and move on.

McDowell posted:

Sometimes they push my buttons - like one post in the thread where it was a very obvious photoshop of a gay activist picketing for legal pedophilia.

That was someone else's crappy photoshop, but that dude is still weird.

Here, I'll make fun of bush. Everyone supports that.



Oh! And reagan!



Realtalk: I think Bernie is waaaaaay more electable than Hillary. Heck, she's actually campaigning on continuing/ramping up our military conflicts.

spacetoaster fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Feb 27, 2016

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound
Primaries heating up

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Not enough spree killings happening? Just start including anything with more than one person shot. And make the markers gigantic so it scares people more.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

C.M. Kruger posted:

Not enough spree killings happening? Just start including anything with more than one person shot. And make the markers gigantic so it scares people more.


:lol: The mental gymnastics you need to convince yourself that this is actually normal and cool and good


crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
This. Is CNN.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/28/asia/china-space-lab/





HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That's great for people in the EU, but it fucks over everyone not in the EU. If there is a chance that the EU can be destroyed, that chance has to be taken.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Well, the cows are living in Europe. Europe is expensive.



(Seriously though, you're salty that the EU isn't giving enough when most countries don't give anything.)

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Ah yes once the European Union is gone, the freed European nations are surely going to start sending more subsidies to Africa, that's going to be the first priority of the hardline nationalists in charge.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Nah I'm salty because the EU actively harms farmers in Africa and the Middle East with things like the Common Agricultural Policy and then throws them scraps as compensation. Doing nothing at all would actually be preferable.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Guavanaut posted:

Nah I'm salty because the EU actively harms farmers in Africa and the Middle East with things like the Common Agricultural Policy and then throws them scraps as compensation. Doing nothing at all would actually be preferable.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feY5KhdXsUQ&t=17s

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

wayfinder posted:

:lol: The mental gymnastics you need to convince yourself that this is actually normal and cool and good




I ignore all mass shootings statistics now that inflated numbers are the norm.

Here is an example of good propaganda:



"Drinking wine is putting bread on the tables of 1 million Portuguese"

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


Accretionist posted:

I ignore all mass shootings statistics now that inflated numbers are the norm.

Here is an example of good propaganda:



"Drinking wine is putting bread on the tables of 1 million Portuguese"

I didn't know that the Portuguese were drinking wine from IKEA glasses back then





The Guardian posted:

Robert Mugabe eats giant cake at birthday party in drought zone
Zimbabwean president marks 92nd birthday with $800,000 celebration in area where 75% of staple maize crop failed

President Robert Mugabe marked his 92nd birthday with a lavish party and a huge cake in a drought-stricken area of Zimbabwe on Saturday.

Mugabe, Zimbabwe’s only leader since its independence from Britain in 1980, claimed no one would starve as a result of a drought which has left 3 million people in need and prompted the declaration of a state of disaster in most rural areas.

But in a characteristic jibe aimed at western countries, he said Zimbabwe would not accept aid if it came with conditions that the country should accept gay rights.

“If aid, as I understand, is to be given on the basis that we accept the principle of gay marriages, then let that aid stay where it is,” Mugabe said during an hour-long speech. “We don’t want it. It is rotten aid, filthy aid and we won’t have anything to do with it.”

Zimbabwe has appealed for nearly $1.6bn (Ł1.2bn) to help pay for grain and other food, but no aid organisation is known to have attached such a condition to assistance.

Mugabe turned 92 on 21 February and shows no intention of stepping down, much to the frustration of feuding members of his ruling Zanu-PF party who have long been trying to position themselves for his succession.

Mugabe thanked the Zanu-PF youth wing and thousands of party supporters for organising the $800,000 celebration. Ninety-two balloons were released and he listened to poetry readings, songs and chants hailing him as an African icon and a visionary.

He cut a giant cake made to look like the ancient ruins for which Zimbabwe is named. Schoolchildren, foreign diplomats, government ministers and security chiefs were also present.

Mugabe’s lavish birthday parties have become an annual pilgrimage for loyalists and those seeking favours from the veteran leader, but this year’s celebration in the drought-battered Masvingo province proved particularly controversial.

In Masvingo, 75% of the staple maize crop was destroyed by the parched conditions, making it the hardest-hit part of the southern African nation in the worst drought since the early 1990s.

“The money that is being budgeted for this ill-conceived birthday bash should actually be used to import maize to avert the impending starvation in Masvingo province and other parts of the country,” Obert Gutu, a spokesman for the main opposition Movement for Democratic Change (MDC), said.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1EX--vdxh4

7of7
Jul 1, 2008
Trump supporters at it again.



(actually kkk but same difference)

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Global oligarchy is real - the question is what comes next?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKzVGeLYYCA

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

System Metternich posted:

I didn't know that the Portuguese were drinking wine from IKEA glasses back then





I have seen significantly bigger cakes at weddings. whoever wrote that article is just mad at president Mugabe for reasons completely unrelated to the cake.

Or, if they're genuinely shocked at the size of that cake, they need to get out more.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
The full photoset from the KKK rally turned violent that left 3 people stabbed and 13 arrested is incredible.
https://www.facebook.com/daviniphotography/media_set?set=a.1683258705280576.1073741863.100007893880732&type=3

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

7of7 posted:

Trump supporters at it again.



(actually kkk but same difference)

I wanted to post some photos of this, but I couldn't find any that weren't blood drenched.

I'm always amazed at the attention hate groups get because of the counter protesters. There's like 6 actual kkk members protesting, but the 3,000 counter protesters get the kkk on the national news (which is exactly what they wanted).

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
"Go home"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4y5mPGz8sI

Rushputin
Jul 19, 2007
Intense, but quick to finish
I've been rewatching Flying Circus and this bit made think of DnD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7D8A7e4TEY

That part definitely aged better than all the black- and yellowface.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHrOo59LCas

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Man and I thought Roman was bad at promos.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
No wonder Barack won that match.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Snowman Crossing
Dec 4, 2009

please rememember the reason for the season

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Are Sin Jellybeans likarish flavored?


Jesus Halloween candy beats Easter ones.

Eggplant Squire fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Feb 29, 2016

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014




There are even Atheist religious tracts they hand out. lol

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Radish posted:

likarish

:catstare:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Radish posted:

Are Sin Jellybeans likarish flavored?
Black pudding flavored.

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.



Captions welcome.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Hubbardologist posted:

Captions welcome.
I was worried about testing on human embryos, but this one's only Pakistani. And eight.

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JMBosch
May 28, 2006

You're dead.
That's your greatest weapon.

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