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you also didn't get them back to back so it just doesn't read right
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The Taint Reaper posted:Good news Global warming is already slowing down. I hope we have a global ice age #mastodons #sabretooth #yesallgiantgroundsloths
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:11 |
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nomadologique posted:you also didn't get them back to back so it just doesn't read right I'll do better next time.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:25 |
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Promise.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:25 |
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millenial dream jobs http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/28/magazine/the-new-dream-jobs.html
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 18:50 |
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i'm a millenial and i got a job at #2 so that's pretty alright but it's #1 in my heart (I don't wanna work at the goog)
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gently caress SNEEP posted:millenial dream jobs http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/28/magazine/the-new-dream-jobs.html Sent from my iPhone.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 19:03 |
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Starbucks, build a bear workshop
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 19:26 |
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I'm gonna work minimum wage at a build a bear workshop or 12 hours a day as a funnel cake maker at disney world lol. Or the army, im open!
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 19:35 |
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gently caress SNEEP posted:millenial dream jobs http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/28/magazine/the-new-dream-jobs.html This looks like the 2015 list from here: https://www.nshss.org/media/55989/2015-nshss-millennial-career-survey.pdf
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 19:42 |
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It's a pity porn fluffers as a job are extinct now.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 19:49 |
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gently caress SNEEP posted:millenial dream jobs http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/28/magazine/the-new-dream-jobs.html thats not a dream hjob list, thats a dream company list lol millenials
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no wonder thye go to san fran and then are unhapy i have to valet cars at apple for a whole year before i can make millions writng tweets? time for a blog post
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gently caress SNEEP posted:millenial dream jobs http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/28/magazine/the-new-dream-jobs.html Millenials liked the CIA, NSA and FBI for some reason?
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jackyl posted:i have to valet cars at apple for a whole year before i can make millions writng tweets? time for a blog post That's your problem, hoverboards and penny farthering bicycles don't really need valeting much.
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etalian posted:Millenials liked the CIA, NSA and FBI for some reason? You can spy on CIS HET SCUM that way.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:02 |
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etalian posted:Millenials liked the CIA, NSA and FBI for some reason?
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etalian posted:Millenials liked the CIA, NSA and FBI for some reason? Lol
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Accretionist posted:If I were rich as balls, I'd found a free university. It'd be like graduate school pacing/workloads but you'd get a degree in three years for $0, incl. room & board because gently caress the system. this is called noblesse oblige its old as gently caress
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:39 |
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etalian posted:Millenials liked the CIA, NSA and FBI for some reason? I also love that the Army is near the bottom. I can just imagine every millennial in that survey thinking "that's grunt work for morons, let those idiots who don't have a degree in liberal arts do that poo poo"
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:39 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:I also love that the Army is near the bottom. I can just imagine every millennial in that survey thinking "that's grunt work for morons, let those idiots who don't have a degree in liberal arts do that poo poo"
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:42 |
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i've only just learned that two millennials who worked at starbucks & i was acquainted with moved away -- one is now an NSA analyst in colorado, the other a CIA background checker in virginia. they used starshmucks college pay program to get through school and then got their dream jobs i guess. both of em are white bread as gently caress. i think one has a foot tattoo.
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froward posted:i've only just learned that two millennials who worked at starbucks & i was acquainted with moved away -- one is now an NSA analyst in colorado, the other a CIA background checker in virginia. they used starshmucks college pay program to get through school and then got their dream jobs i guess. and you sit here making fun of them while working at a gas station.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:50 |
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How unskilled do you have to be to acknowledge Starbucks is the peak of your career ladder. What are the lower ladder rungs on that climb?
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 21:06 |
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MrMoo posted:This looks like the 2015 list from here: "Treats employees fairly," "flexible work hours/schedule" and "work/life balance" are the highest ranking factors in choosing an employer, yet Amazon and Apple, two companies known for doing none of those things, are at the top of the list of desirable employers
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KiddieGrinder posted:I also love that the Army is near the bottom. I can just imagine every millennial in that survey thinking "that's grunt work for morons, let those idiots who don't have a degree in liberal arts do that poo poo" joining the military is for suckers
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 21:18 |
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Darth123123 posted:How unskilled do you have to be to acknowledge Starbucks is the peak of your career ladder. What are the lower ladder rungs on that climb? literally any other job in the retail or service industry. the only service companies i know that help pay for education are starbucks & chick fil a. every other employer wants their drones stuck in the dead end job with no choices, trained & ingrained from a copyrighted service manual. keep em hungry & desperate. starbucks is kind of a magical company: they somehow persuaded a wide swathe of people across multiple generations that it is Reasonable and Good to pay $5-10 for a cup of what isn't even coffee anymore.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 21:21 |
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The only reason I can think for the love of cia/fbi is 9-11 Funny it made me dislike them after learning about the freedom we give up for security, also all of the coups and democratically elected leaders the US has deposed and guerrillas/warlords we have sponsored, and various expensive undeclared wars. Hi I am a Christian that's for war and against feeding the poor, I will come to your house and steal your resources.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 21:35 |
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most americans love the empire and will happily work to maintain it
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 21:39 |
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It would be nice if millennials were fighting for wages, unions and pensions but instead they're focused on vegan demiromantic genderqueer oppression, so things will pretty much continue as they are - only they'll feel better about it while being paid less.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 21:45 |
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Frosted Flake posted:It would be nice if millennials were fighting for wages, unions and pensions but instead they're focused on vegan demiromantic genderqueer oppression, so things will pretty much continue as they are - only they'll feel better about it while being paid less. divide everyone with infighting by social class, race, orientation, religion, et. al., conquer them all in the end while they're distracted
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galahan posted:The only reason I can think for the love of cia/fbi is 9-11 Actually I would guess that's 100% because of tech. Lot of tv shows glamorizing the nerd detective solving crimes behind the computer screen. ChesterJT fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Feb 29, 2016 |
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Prav posted:most americans love the empire and will happily work to maintain it not entirely sure why any american would prefer not to be living in the seat of global power and influence i guess there's always england and russia if you want to see what it's like living in a has-been
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:p sure they changed it to Keep Austin White So Portland and Austin just swapped their slogans, got it.
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Ork of Fiction posted:So Portland and Austin just swapped their slogans, got it. back to millennial.jpg:
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 23:08 |
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So people like to work for companies they recognize and use. What are the gen x approved jobs to have as dreamjobs?
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CopperHound posted:back to millennial.jpg:
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 23:10 |
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Houle posted:What are the gen x approved jobs to have as dreamjobs? Something that pays enough for you to buy all the drugs and alcohol you need to forget about your job. .jpg:
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symbolic posted:it's a good lesson though. companies look at your social media, and putting photos of yourself chugging beers is an easy way not to get a call back. I find this really strange, like, I get it is all about a perception and accountability thing but getting drunk on the weekend is really just something young people have been doing since alcohol have gotten cheaper. So long as they are not photographing themselves doing something illegal it shouldn't really bar someone from entry job all it does is encourage people to make fake social media accounts for professional settings. Like, the only reason why this is a thing now is that it's a new technology now. People have been documenting their wacky activities and sexual exploits since the printed word. And this is from someone who doesn't do any of that poo poo, who holds a job where if I had done it I would be sacked pretty quickly, and drink in moderation.
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