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PopeCrunch posted:Every motherfucking time someone posts a screenshot from a phone, they have no goddamn battery. What the gently caress. It's because they always just got 54 texts in an hour from, presumably, some sort of serial killer.
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PopeCrunch posted:Every motherfucking time someone posts a screenshot from a phone, they have no goddamn battery. What the gently caress. Every time I see a phone screenshot, I immediately look at the battery and get pissed. I don't even know why.
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 06:47 |
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Unfettered autism
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 06:58 |
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If you go about your day and meet an rear end in a top hat, you've met an rear end in a top hat. If you go about your day and meet nothing BUT assholes, you're the rear end in a top hat.
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PopeCrunch posted:Every motherfucking time someone posts a screenshot from a phone, they have no goddamn battery. What the gently caress. 38% is hardly an emergency situation.
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 07:02 |
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literal lol if ur phone isnt constantly at 100% from always being plugged into the wall because no one ever texts or calls u
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 07:12 |
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PopeCrunch posted:Every motherfucking time someone posts a screenshot from a phone, they have no goddamn battery. What the gently caress. She was too busy cleaning her kitchen to charge the phone.
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 07:17 |
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I forgot that you can post funny moving pictures in here too
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 08:43 |
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I tried to do a reverse image search to figure out the joke here, and that didn't help. I hate when I can't figure these out. My favorite conversation from the comments begins with quote:"You probably suck hard at the uke." Does anyone else really really hope he's talking poo poo about her ukulele talent? And then a bunch of people are like "what the gently caress else could it be" but sure enough, quote:Okay so I'm not sure if this is what he meant but in anime pairings the uke is the weaker or more submissive partner. The way nerds make the most obviously normal things tenuously connected to anime is consistently magical. TheRecogScene has a new favorite as of 09:17 on Feb 29, 2016 |
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I'd be mad too if I grew up in some guys abusive rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 10:22 |
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:I tried to do a reverse image search to figure out the joke here, and that didn't help. I hate when I can't figure these out. Her name
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 11:24 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:Her name Yup, her hipholsters don't lie.
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 11:46 |
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Why didn't she just stop replying? Every reply just led to a new deluge of text message diarrhea.
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 12:14 |
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Would you stop replying? That dude is a loving roller coaster.
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 12:36 |
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She was totally gearing up to post the convo online, hence "internet famous" comment. It's in her best interest to get him to reply. And ours. I wish someone saved it, but another girl ran a blog, where she posted stupid poo poo people said to Asian women on dating websites. Sadly, she took it down because she graduated, and got a real world media job, and did not want to be associated with something like that. It was a goldmine.
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 13:44 |
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Out of all the stuff on the internet, its exchanges like this that most make me feel old and out of touch.
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 15:16 |
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classic
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 15:26 |
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blarzgh posted:Out of all the stuff on the internet, its exchanges like this that most make me feel old and out of touch. Same. Can someone confirm for me that exchanges like this are the exception and not the rule for sub-thirtysomethings?
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 15:49 |
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Nitrox posted:She was totally gearing up to post the convo online, hence "internet famous" comment. It's in her best interest to get him to reply. And ours. There was a recent one, where a classical cellist had a dating profile. She also happened to be like 4'10" and asian, so she attracted a very specific TYPE of internet creep. I'll see if I can find the blog. edit: I was wrong, she's 4'9" and a violinist. https://www.instagram.com/perv_magnet/ theflyingorc has a new favorite as of 15:52 on Feb 29, 2016 |
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What a strange loss edit.
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Subjunctive posted:38% is hardly an emergency situation. I think using up 22% of your battery in an hour qualifies as an emergency situation. 4 hour battery life on a smartphone these days is appallingly more disturbing than the conversation.
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 16:31 |
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CharlieWhiskey posted:Same. Can someone confirm for me that exchanges like this are the exception and not the rule for sub-thirtysomethings? These are posted because they are strange and unusual. Why would someone post a normal conversation and have it linked to and reposted many times?
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 16:37 |
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theflyingorc posted:There was a recent one, where a classical cellist had a dating profile. She also happened to be like 4'10" and asian, so she attracted a very specific TYPE of internet creep. I'll see if I can find the blog. Wasn't she dating James Gunn for a while?
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 16:43 |
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theflyingorc posted:There was a recent one, where a classical cellist had a dating profile. She also happened to be like 4'10" and asian, so she attracted a very specific TYPE of internet creep. I'll see if I can find the blog. Let's take a look. Oh, she's adorably cute. No wonder she attracts attention. Let's see her list of 'creepy' messages. They can't be that bad, can they? She's probably being a bit over-sensitive. Mother of god!
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spog posted:Let's take a look. With all that read, I find it a little strange that she tries to cram herself in small places all the time.
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Does poo poo like that ever work? I mean it must for so many people to be trying it all the time.
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:38 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qY2MOe8j2M
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Solice Kirsk posted:Does poo poo like that ever work? I mean it must for so many people to be trying it all the time. they get what they want out of sending the message a lot of them get off on the idea of being able to sexually intrude in somebody's day Same thing with people who call other people on the phone to jerk off. The one time a guy called me he got really upset when I laughed at him because the whole point is to mess up somebody's day.
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theflyingorc posted:they get what they want out of sending the message Ah, that makes sense. Well, sort of.
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I have so many questions
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:52 |
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Is this the same artist as the one that did the Manchester new years photo?
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 18:15 |
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Dillbag posted:Is this the same artist as the one that did the Manchester new years photo?
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 18:16 |
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The Rejection of Adam.
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:
Anime, uh, finds a way.
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Amazing VVV Mind blowing VVV Nitrox has a new favorite as of 20:26 on Feb 29, 2016 |
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This just blew my mind.
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Mother of God.
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