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Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Big Bob Pataki posted:

Triple H's entrance will be a giant animatronic Eddie stumbling to the ring while Number of the Beast plays and then the asskicker sledgehammers his way out from his robot chest and then pins roman in 3 seconds

This confused me for a bit because I thought you meant Eddie Guerrero.

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VileLL
Oct 3, 2015


HOTLANTA MAN posted:

He's a loving HALL OF FAMER?

Are you making GBS threads me?

he is unless you're some kind of revisionist who denies that he was a fundamentally important part of the Bushwackers

(nah, he's been entirely forgotten and wasn't mentioned at all in their speech. a true injustice)

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Jameson and his IRL son, the Kid who sang to John Cena in the weird voice during the Bray Wyatt cage match, should both be in the Hall of Fame.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

I wonder what HHH's favorite anime is

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

When I was a kid I thought that Jameson and IRS were both the same guy playing slightly different suit-wearing characters.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Rusty Shackelford posted:

Yeah, he was the Godfather Kama Mustafa, which then became the Godfather, which then became the pimp known as the Godfather.

Which begat The Goodfather in RTC. God I loved RTC, it was the perfect heel stable and has the second-best heel entrance music of all time, after Matt Striker.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Fabulous Freebirds are going into the HOF, not the best month to announce that probably

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Celebrating Black History Month with the blackest man in sports entertainment, Michael 'P.S.' Hayes

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

maybe they forgot it was a leap year

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd6MCIEkztQ

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Alaois posted:

maybe they forgot it was a leap year

Genuinely hope so

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

This is sad news. I was hoping for more sick burns on Hayes for not being in the HoF in the legends roundtables.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

I want Dean to continue stealing different things to get to Brock, only to get his rear end kicked once he gets there. The go home show will have Brock arrested by the military for being a giant monster of a man, only to have Dean steal a tank, drive through a wall, and get suplexed to hell.

Then Wrestlemania rolls around and Brock comes to the ring. Dean's music starts and he doesn't show up. All that can be heard is a faint whistling sound above. The camera zooms in and there's Dean, riding a nuke falling from the sky. It detonates and destroys Dallas. When the smoke clears there stands Brock on top of Dean's charred body. The ref counts to 3 after the longest recording ref bump in history.

"not enough gun."

GLOSS
Apr 10, 2005

PEARL GROWLS "TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT, STEVEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH SHIRT TATTOO. PEARL RETREATS INTO HER GEM, DEFEATED.

Yorkshire Tea posted:

And do his Punch the ground thing on landing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtZLE7rRtFc

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
If they don't come out to "Badstreet USA" I'm boycotting.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Alaois posted:

what does an NXT tag team have to do with being the best in ring team in the WWE though

Lol you might've had some sort of funny pedantic point if you said "RAW's best tag team" or something but NXT is still branded WWE.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
https://twitter.com/RusevBUL/status/704408510402994176

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Kane gonna get a new car :unsmith:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

http://i.imgur.com/Tt23WGc.gifv

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Did WWE suddenly sign Maserati as a sponsor or something, what's the point? 'Hey, let's just randomly have a bodyslam challenge without any plot buildup, that'll drive up ratings.'

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

imagine if xavier woods bodyslammed rusev

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

Germansimp posted:

Did WWE suddenly sign Maserati as a sponsor or something, what's the point? 'Hey, let's just randomly have a bodyslam challenge without any plot buildup, that'll drive up ratings.'

I remember reading somewhere that he actually owns a Maserati so that's probably his actual car.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Ostentatious posted:

imagine if xavier woods bodyslammed rusev

He's absolutely going to get bodyslammed by New Day, and then they're going to troll him for weeks with that car. It will be great.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

keevo posted:

I remember reading somewhere that he actually owns a Maserati so that's probably his actual car.

On UpUpDownDown he said he was a petrol head iirc.

Also he likes video games and his brother got him into anime.

Rusev is too good for the WWE.

Discount Trombones
Jan 22, 2014

keevo posted:

that's probably his actual car.

I hope this turns out like the boat challenge in Memphis wrestling.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Blooming Brilliant posted:

On UpUpDownDown he said he was a petrol head iirc.

Also he likes video games and his brother got him into anime.

Rusev is too good for the WWE.

RUSEV SUGOI, RUSEV DESU

*Flag of Johto flies behind Rusev*

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

RUSEV SUGOI, RUSEV DESU

*Flag of Johto flies behind Rusev*

Only if he enters spinning donuts in his Maserati

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
We are never getting Kurt angle in WWE again are we

https://www.twitter.com/TNADixie/status/704392313708154880

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



keevo posted:

I remember reading somewhere that he actually owns a Maserati so that's probably his actual car.

Rusev actually loves Italian sports cars and uses wrestling to fund buying them. He also loves to play Windjammers.

Rusev's a cool guy.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

theultimo posted:

We are never getting Kurt angle in WWE again are we

https://www.twitter.com/TNADixie/status/704392313708154880

Kurt is still gone from TNA. The tweet is for the last of his taped matches.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

triplexpac posted:

I believe the gimmicks he's referencing are Papa Shango, then Kama The Supreme Fighting Machine

Oh, I know them well. Papa Shango freaked me out real good as a kid. I just couldn't remember how he transitioned Kama in The Nation to The Godfather.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

Abroham Lincoln posted:

Rusev actually loves Italian sports cars and uses wrestling to fund buying them. He also loves to play Windjammers.

Rusev's a cool guy.

I hope Rusev gets a legit run at the WWE Championship one day

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


keevo posted:

I hope Rusev gets a legit run at the WWE Championship one day

Hi, you must be new to wwe

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Hey look I know he probably won't ever win it but him having a feud with someone for the title would be cool

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Ostentatious posted:

I wonder what HHH's favorite anime is

Kill la kill for sure

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I legit loved Right to Censor and thought The Goodfather was a really clever name transition.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
will raw tonight be good

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
Yes! Yes! Yes!

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

abraham linksys posted:

will raw tonight be good

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

abraham linksys posted:

will raw tonight be good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYaHleCh5xw

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