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No you join the White ops They're like black ops but even more secret. Also they fight the alien threat, so you get to fight aliens The trick is to find the recruitment center, which is a secret...
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ChesterJT posted:https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/02/24/life-with-isis-is-really-hard-discovers-swedish-teen-who-joined-jihadists/ There's an even better one linked there: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...-come-back.html How do you gently caress this up?! How do you make these kinds of decisions without thinking it through?! I can barely but clothes because I want to make sure I make the right purchase and you are telling me that some people just go full terrorist without thinking twice?
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I saw a new food truck parked outside near my house. Following the generic fake old-timey font and "IT'S ANTIQUE BUT NEW" Millenial (so called hipster) craze, it was a grilled cheese truck with fat young bearded and beanied guys behind the counter. On their reclaimed-wood signboard menu, their prices started at $12 and went up. All they sold was grilled cheese sandwiches. Cool for them and stuff.
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I'm just gonna leave this here... https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/prepd-pack-the-lunchbox-reimagined#/
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Haier posted:I saw a new food truck parked outside near my house. Following the generic fake old-timey font and "IT'S ANTIQUE BUT NEW" Millenial (so called hipster) craze Shabby Chic
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Haier posted:I saw a new food truck parked outside near my house. Following the generic fake old-timey font and "IT'S ANTIQUE BUT NEW" Millenial (so called hipster) craze, it was a grilled cheese truck with fat young bearded and beanied guys behind the counter. On their reclaimed-wood signboard menu, their prices started at $12 and went up. All they sold was grilled cheese sandwiches. lol 12 bucks for something that costs like a quarter worth of ingredients to make.
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Furia posted:I'm just gonna leave this here...  too good for paper bags, millennials are
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Man Whore posted:lol 12 bucks for something that costs like a quarter worth of ingredients to make. It's even less than that. A friend of mine has an American Pickers type of business. American Heritage the style is called. I say lol let's buy some junk, spit on it and sell at a 800 percent mark-up.
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Furia posted:I'm just gonna leave this here... "instagram worthy lunches" im going to kill myself, brb
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Madcosby posted:"instagram worthy lunches" that phrase
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The entire premise of that entire video is "isn't lunch hard?" no it's actually easy as gently caress. People complain these days they cant eat cereal because it means having to clean a bowl. Cereal is literally the loving easiest thing to clean out of a god drat bowl aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im losing control
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WaryWarren posted:It's even less than that. A friend of mine has an American Pickers type of business. American Heritage the style is called. I say lol let's buy some junk, spit on it and sell at a 800 percent mark-up. i never understood that. dude pulls out an old grill from a barn thats rusted to poo poo and goes "i can get 200 dollars for this all day!" FROM WHOM? who is buying this poo poo
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In case it wasnt linked (it prob was) https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/02/23/this-is-the-height-of-laziness/ quote:Almost 40 percent of the millennials surveyed by Mintel for its 2015 report said cereal was an inconvenient breakfast choice because they had to clean up after eating it. So if you're an insufferable millenial twat and need to make a cool million on kickstarter, here's what you promise: Breakfast Bars. But call them b squared. Open with a shot of a sunset over San Francisco for some reason. Add quirky off-interest instrument playing the same four notes over and over. Then promise a device that compresses your choice of cereal, a little milk and a marshmallow into an instant, on-the-go bar that you can eat anywhere. And nothing to clean up afterwards! Oh it comes with an app that lists loving cereals. You will make millions. Explain it's easy to clean (even though that was the problem in the first place), safe for the environment, even if it was made in North Korea, and "stylish". I dont know what stylish means but if your object has rounded corners you hit the loving jackpot I'm heading to san fran in a month. I used to love it htere, I ahvent been in 15 years. I think it's going to drive me insane
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Dude, its like 100% more cleaning because mom won't do it
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Madcosby posted:In case it wasnt linked (it prob was) You mean rice krispy treats? Did you know you can make rice krispy treats with cereals other than rice krispies? Because I am always amazed that people are amazed when I tell them that. Alpha-Bits are particularly tasty in marshmallow-bar form, I find. The advertising machine has convinced people that any kind of food preparation is just too hard for the common person, and requires special gizmos for each dish. It's been going on since the 50s, but I think the infomercial format of the 90s really perfected it.
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Madcosby posted:The entire premise of that entire video is "isn't lunch hard?" same
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my adult palate can't handle the sweetness of fruit loops so i've moved on to golden grahams
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ive been on raisin bran crunch since it was released. now i just buy raisin bran and mix in a little granola into it young me would consider this traitorous. i used to love cookie crisp but holy poo poo that stuff is like fiberglass on the roof of your mouth edit: frosted flakes mixed 1:1 with corn flakes is also good. its too sugary on its own. i tend to mix my cereals now, which makes me think they last twice is long and thus im saving tons of money cereal expensive, yall
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SaltLick posted:Fruit loops is god tier look everyone, this idiot never had cookie crisp
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reallivedinosaur posted:You mean rice krispy treats?
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Furia posted:I'm just gonna leave this here... Isn't this basically just what lunch boxes are in Asia? Of course those savages don't have an app that goes with the lunch box so it isn't revolutionary as the lunchbox reimagined. Kudos on finding a way to bring "we made the tupperware fit in the box nicely" into pretentious twatdom.
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Furia posted:I'm just gonna leave this here... Holy poo poo, these people realize you can buy Tupperware at stores, don't they?
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Furia posted:I'm just gonna leave this here... I'm the guy in the background grabbing fist fulls of food out of my brown paper bag like a zoo animal wile jealously watching the guy eating salad out of his bento box.
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Lufiron posted:i never understood that. dude pulls out an old grill from a barn thats rusted to poo poo and goes "i can get 200 dollars for this all day!" From what he tells me, people that live in refurbished buildings in neighborhoods like the Fulton Market in Chicago. It all ties into the hipster/millenial zeitgeist about treasuring authenticity and nostalgia. oh hai, i didn't know you were a collector of rusted and tangled bicycle parts i'll offer you 10 dollars for it yes? ok, deal. *drives back to store* that will be 295 dollars pls lol
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Snatch Duster posted:look everyone, this idiot never had cookie crisp Cookie Crisp is dope as a cereal. but as a rice crispie esque treat fruit loops is drat good
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Nap Bar in Dubai invites visitors to sleep on soft pebble-shaped seats http://www.dezeen.com/2016/02/28/nap-bar-smarin-installation-sleeping-zumtobel-lighting-warehouse-dubai/ """Nap Bar""" you can't fool me those are gently caress Couches you gently caress on.   Look at this shithead:  
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There is definitely quite a lot to be said about this generation, and I really would like to see hour long documentaries of this generation on youtube if there aren't already.Wedemeyer posted:Nap Bar in Dubai invites visitors to sleep on soft pebble-shaped seats For real, if I had one of those, I'd just run straight at it so I trip on the lower part and just fall face first into the bigger side. Over and over again.
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Madcosby posted:The entire premise of that entire video is "isn't lunch hard?" 
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Furia posted:There's an even better one linked there: ""Within the secret services, it's said that British jihadis are more interesting because they have a higher intellectual level than their French colleagues, who are more often donkeys," one expert told the paper." Wicker Man posted:For real, if I had one of those, I'd just run straight at it so I trip on the lower part and just fall face first into the bigger side. Over and over again. True, they do look comfortable, but making a 'bar' to nap in sounds so loving stupid. Like tumblr's concept of a bar for asexual people.
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Wedemeyer posted:True, they do look comfortable, but making a 'bar' to nap in sounds so loving stupid. Like tumblr's concept of a bar for asexual people. ah yes landlord, i'll have one rem 3.. no, make it 4! one rem4 fifteen minute nap. and send a light snooze over to the lady in red. open a tab and be warned: i'm paying with a check.
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symbolic posted:that last panel advocates incestual blowjobs holy poo poo it does at least it's just a sarcastic blowjob tho
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Wicker Man posted:For real, if I had one of those, I'd just run straight at it so I trip on the lower part and just fall face first into the bigger side. Over and over again.
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Wedemeyer posted:Nap Bar in Dubai invites visitors to sleep on soft pebble-shaped seats Be fartin all over dem couches while I napped. Yeah!
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Sometimes I wonder how much of these products are brought about strictly from seeing crappy sci fi movie/show that has oblique, weird rear end furniture and thinking, "That poo poo looks so cool..."
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WaryWarren posted:From what he tells me, people that live in refurbished buildings in neighborhoods like the Fulton Market in Chicago. It all ties into the hipster/millenial zeitgeist about treasuring authenticity and nostalgia. I lived in an "artists loft" and my neighbor would "reclaim" rusted junk from abandoned buildings and arrange it into piles. Pretty sure his last one was from a toxic site. He didn't take it with him when he left.
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Liberator Platinum Edition
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