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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Schnorkles posted:

My liver is ready for tomorrow.

:same:

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
http://www.theonion.com/article/im-trump-all-way-says-man-who-will-die-mishandling-52449

MC Nietzche
Oct 26, 2004

by exmarx
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by the Donald,
Starving hysterical naked
dragging themselves to the border at dawn looking for a wall.

H5N1
Mar 8, 2005

heil satan
I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

H5N1 fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Oct 18, 2016

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

the trump tutelage posted:

An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time.
Unsuspecting pundits no warnings, no signs.
Judgment day the second stumping arrives.
Before you wear the hat you must die.

Forgotten voters, conform a new faith,
Avidity and lust controlled by hate.
(The) Never ending search for your shattered party,
white working class in their own reality.

Chaos rampant,
An age of distrust.
Strange endorsements.
Impulsive retweeting.

Establishment sons begat your cunting pollsters,
Ratfucking mothers with your bisexual fathers.
Political dynasties condemned for all eternity,
Obtained by immoral observance a golden haired deity.

Chaos rampant,
An age of distrust.
Strange endorsements.
Impulsive voting.

On and on, super tuesday [x 4]

The root of all evil is the heart of Ted Cruz.
A force that has lived all eternity.
The never ending search for a truth never told.
The loss of all hope and your nominee.

Chaos rampant,
An age of distrust.
Strange endorsements.
Impulsive retweeting.

On and on, super tuesday [x 4]

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/jacobkornbluh/status/704512433948381185

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
An excellent point on how Trumpism happened. More in the timeline.

https://twitter.com/hilzoy/status/704505594477084672

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

lmao

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/704513270988849152

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

yes, yes, campaign forever

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Joementum posted:

An excellent point on how Trumpism happened. More in the timeline.

https://twitter.com/hilzoy/status/704505594477084672

2016 The Media Strikes Back!

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

CubsWoo posted:

yes, yes, campaign forever

Isn't that what he has been doing, hence why he never does his loving job in Congress?

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

When does voting close tomorrow, when do the results start pouring in? Let's say eastern time zone?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:

Joementum posted:

An excellent point on how Trumpism happened. More in the timeline.

https://twitter.com/hilzoy/status/704505594477084672

I'm not super Twitter savvy, isn't there a way to use Storify (I think that's the site?) this to make it easier to send around to people also not on Twitter.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

whydirt posted:

I'm not super Twitter savvy, isn't there a way to use Storify (I think that's the site?) this to make it easier to send around to people also not on Twitter.

Yup https://storify.com/crofer/hilzoy-how-the-republicans-got-donald-trump

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Mokelumne Trekka posted:

When does voting close tomorrow, when do the results start pouring in? Let's say eastern time zone?

7-8PM EST. All polls should be closed by 8.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Powercrazy posted:

Trump is the anti-hero we deserve.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://twitter.com/NickRiccardi/status/704421771940896768

:wow:

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Joementum posted:

An excellent point on how Trumpism happened. More in the timeline.

https://twitter.com/hilzoy/status/704505594477084672

Cool. And yeah like we've been saying, they made this monster.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Fat white men have been silenced and they're not going to take it anymore!

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:

Great, thanks so much! I'll put a good word in for you with the gold shirts after the election.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.


-e- Stolen from the meme thread.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpR_mvYUI8U&t=460s

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Ban.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
A vast left wing conspiracy.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003


fascinating insights

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

A vast left wing conspiracy.



I'm dying

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Mitt Romney posted:

It was sort of crazy how far the media took the "KKK Trump" stuff today. I'm not a big fan of Trump but they clearly were going overboard with it.

You should have seen Megyn Kelly's show tonight.

Obtuse willfully ignorant bitch.

Guess what Megyn?

TRUMP!!!!!

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



AllanGordon posted:

im happy my gut reaction to the reporterslam was right and that he deserved it by starting poo poo

Somebody posted a gif, you have it exactly backwards

https://news.vice.com/article/secret-service-agents-allegedly-choke-slam-journalist-at-donald-trump-rally

https://mobile.twitter.com/JoePerticone/status/704367346916462592



Whoa

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Mar 1, 2016

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiG-598DriE

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

H5N1 posted:

In the unlikely event of that happening, Rubio would be the cool drink of water this country needs!

"I can't believe how well-hydrated I am by the Rubio campaign!"

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

These videos are the best. I hope they continue during the Trump presidency.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Mitt Romney posted:

It was sort of crazy how far the media took the "KKK Trump" stuff today. I'm not a big fan of Trump but they clearly were going overboard with it.

It's the appropriate response to anything hinting at white supremacy and fascism. Unfortunately we're all conditioned to expect a completely toothless media.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

nachos posted:

It's the appropriate response to anything hinting at white supremacy and fascism. Unfortunately we're all conditioned to expect a completely toothless media.

they shan't bite the hand that feeds their ratings

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Are these grossly ironic or is this the political cartoon equivalent of teen notebook scribbles of sirius and lupin holding hands

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


TheTatteredKing posted:

Cool. And yeah like we've been saying, they made this monster.

Now now let's not be pointing fingers and laying blame about who left the lighting rod up and the body on the table. Let's instead be forward looking and you go confront the horrible Creature shambling toward the town.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Boosted_C5 posted:

You should have seen Megyn Kelly's show tonight.

Obtuse willfully ignorant bitch.

Guess what Megyn?

TRUMP!!!!!

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
It's going to suck when the primary's over and I have to stop rooting for Trump.

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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
http://i.imgur.com/IW4QV85.gifv

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