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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Icon Of Sin posted:

Bitcoins are the schadenfreude gift that just keeps on giving :allears:



edit:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-tournaments/438453-bitcoin-starcraft-scarlett-vs-naniwa-for-14btc

when it started the price was a tad over 1k. It then dropped to like $400-500 before the tournament, and continually to fall like a rock for a while.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK has a new favorite as of 05:04 on Mar 1, 2016

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

whalestory posted:

gently caress you I like to watch preschoolers fight

You like to watch preschoolers?

Drowning In Terror
Dec 10, 2008

kazil posted:

Oh I get it. This is one of those cringe videos where you see how much you can watch before you are forced to turn it off.

20 seconds for me.

How far for this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htCod3TelXo

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Judge Schnoopy posted:

Only if you don't tip your waitress

How much do you cut off from the tip if he's circumcised?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


MisterBibs posted:

My Bike Schadenfreude comes from everyone who lives in an area where you can't bike on the sidewalks.
Anyone who rides their bike on the footpath should have it confiscated and destroyed.

Carbon dioxide posted:

Computer monitors use purple (as in blue + red) to simulate violet because they can't emit actual violet, and because purple looks a lot like violet to us normies.

Apparently purple and violet are completely different colours to colourblinds? That's really strange to me.

Aerdan posted:

Purple is literally blue + red. It does not exist on the spectrum of visible light, and violet is very much not purple. Neither is indigo. Any impressions otherwise are entirely artificial.
All colour is a matter of perception, none of it is "real". What you're referring to is the fact that we perceive certain colours that do not correlate to any individual part of the light spectrum but are how we see certain combinations, like magenta or white. Whether purple, violet or indigo are on the visible light spectrum depends on what you actually mean by those words since they're very imprecise terms used for quite a range of colours.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo
http://i.imgur.com/G5c3lvC.gifv

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔
http://imgur.com/gallery/rkOrM

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The sand mandala clip is definitely deliberate, destroying the madala once it's been completed is part of the ritual and symbolizes the ephemerality of life and the world.

A few of the other clips were deliberate as well. :ssh:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

ayn rand hand job posted:



edit:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-tournaments/438453-bitcoin-starcraft-scarlett-vs-naniwa-for-14btc

when it started the price was a tad over 1k. It then dropped to like $400-500 before the tournament, and continually to fall like a rock for a while.
No fees, unknowable fees, same difference right?

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

The Schadenfruede is coming from inside the thread! :frogsiren:

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
I want to remind everyone that the entire cost of gaming nonsense started because someone said that buying a football is more expensive than video games.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

zakharov posted:

Holy balls post funny gifs and shut up about video games

does anyone have that video of that esports guy who was forced to play a round of starcraft against the dude who hosed his fiance?

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slugnoid posted:

does anyone have that video of that esports guy who was forced to play a round of starcraft against the dude who hosed his fiance?

I want to see this as well, best of both worlds.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Powered Descent posted:

Serious question -- it's 2016, aren't there any smartphone apps that do this? Point your phone's camera at a shirt or a swatch of paint and it'll tell you if it's "hot pink" or "mint green" or whatever.

If there aren't any apps for this, then hey you, the aspiring app developer reading this thread! There's a world of color blind people out there that would probably pay a few bucks for that.

I use an app on my phone called DanKam that works pretty well for differentiation. It doesn't tell you the color, but it lets me see the difference between colors which can be helpful. It corrects the colors to separate them so I can tell the difference. I thought about getting the glasses for fun, but money, etc.

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

The great and wonderful Captain Disillusion showed we were fooled with a couple lightning strike videos that made for seemingly great schadenfreude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhPRtCW5sRk

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Simply Simon posted:

I want to remind everyone that the entire cost of gaming nonsense started because someone said that buying a football is more expensive than video games.

Footballs are cheap. It's the retirement spent with complications from CTE that gets you.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


AzureSkys posted:

The great and wonderful Captain Disillusion showed we were fooled with a couple lightning strike videos that made for seemingly great schadenfreude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhPRtCW5sRk

That video was pretty cringe worthy. Some nice nice debunking though.

Klaus Kinski
Nov 26, 2007
Der Klaus

Humphreys posted:

That video was pretty cringe worthy. Some nice nice debunking though.

On a scale from 1 to youtube personality, it barely registered. The first video was kinda funny though, the effort put into stopping the car only to use stock effects :psyduck:

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Humphreys posted:

That video was pretty cringe worthy. Some nice nice debunking though.

I dunno, Beakman's World for the internet, I dig it.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

grumplestiltzkin posted:

Yes, because when the previous poster said that all you need for a game was a football, he really meant that pro teams just go grab some rando football off the shelf at walmart of something. We're talking about spectators, not the people playing at pro levels. Esports spectators yell at their screens. Football fans yell at their screens, and then start a riot.

What the gently caress are you talking about? Are you even reading my posts or is the poo poo you fling at your monitor obscuring your vision?
Stop replying to my posts with arguments in reply to other posts you mouthbreather.

E: Got to see a girl fall down the last two stairs of a double Decker bus yesterday, my only regret is not being able to see into the future so I could've recorded it.

Roro has a new favorite as of 11:29 on Mar 1, 2016

Hulebr00670065006e
Apr 20, 2010

Inspector Gesicht posted:

A GTX 750 Ti is good if you don't have a hard-on for stuff like tessellation, depth-of-field and motion blur, right?

It's a solid card if your PSU doesn't have the extra wattage for a bigger card since it runs on the power from the PCIe slot alone.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


Clitch posted:

Footballs are cheap. It's the retirement spent with complications from CTE that gets you.

To be fair with CTE your retirement doesn't last long anyways.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Humphreys posted:

That video was pretty cringe worthy. Some nice nice debunking though.

Yeah, his schtick is a little cheesy but his debunk's and VFX knowledge are really top notch, he's definitely worth watching.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
Nobody gets hurt, but everyone in the room suffers a little:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_efRUrmjSc

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Ragequit posted:

Nobody gets hurt, but everyone in the room suffers a little:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_efRUrmjSc

Where's the cake?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Where's the cake?

In the boy's stomach.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Opened link
Saw the word "weeaboo"
Closed tab
Wept for humanity

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

It's pretty obvious this is cringey intentionally yet it's no less pathetic. Incredible

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I don't get it.

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

chitoryu12 posted:

I don't get it.

Farooq the racist is happy that a guy that saved a load of Jews during WWII is dead or something.

Who knows. Who cares.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Nitrox posted:

Edit: vidya gaeme scootyfrooty

If anyone follow DOTA, here is a fun one. For those unaware, DOTA is a team game. Instead of capitalizing on a lead, one player starts buying ridiculous poo poo just to troll the opponents. It doesn't go very well. And that hiccup gives the enemy team just enough time to recover and claw their way to victory. Oh, and this was an actual competition match. For money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVt3jhU0xD8

The real schadenfreude is that I am and have been an avid videogamer for well over 35 years now and I don't understand a single thing that was said or done in this video.
:corsair:

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe
You don't find schadenfreude that one guy managed to gently caress of the nazis so utterly?

Whats is wrong with you

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Ragequit posted:

Nobody gets hurt, but everyone in the room suffers a little:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_efRUrmjSc

:stare: that sounded far too moist to only be a fart, dear lord

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Aahahaha. It's good he learns young, the truly foul power of a woman's rear end.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Escalator in China suddenly reverses. Luckily, there were only minor injuries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmV0nf3g96o

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Staryberry posted:

Escalator in China suddenly reverses. Luckily, there were only minor injuries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmV0nf3g96o

Is there just a switch you flip to make an elevator go backwards that someone bumped into?

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

chitoryu12 posted:

Is there just a switch you flip to make an elevator go backwards that someone bumped into?

That was kinda fast, so maybe something broke and then gravity took over?

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004

Sam Faust posted:

That was kinda fast, so maybe something broke and then gravity took over?

Yeah thinking this is what happened. It also slowed down as people were approaching the bottom so it definitely seemed like a mechanical issue being multiplied by the load weight.

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Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

chitoryu12 posted:

Is there just a switch you flip to make an elevator go backwards that someone bumped into?

Some have a switch on the exterior, but it's been ages since I've seen one like that.

Now let me tell you about the time I broke an escalator at Epcot.

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