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Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Workaholics is on hulu. Watch it and laugh.

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coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot
I started watching Falling Skies on a lark through netflix (I'm using smartflix, dunno if it's available in US region netflix, offhand), it's not bad although they hit the Jesus-juice pretty hard every couple/three episodes. I miss seeing Noah Wyle on TV, I guess I have a soft spot in my heart for Earth2, and since I never watched ER I haven't seen him in much for quite a while.

Not a bad show, at least as good or better than most post-apoc TV series I've seen, although I'm only through the first season so far. They stole the opening fight scene from Season 2 ep 1, from the opening cinematics of one of my favorite video games though..! Mechcommander.

coyo7e fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Feb 29, 2016

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

mysterious frankie posted:

Taeter City is on Amazon Prime and... boy was that a fun & bonkers piece of gory poo poo.

Oh poo poo, Necrostorm finally got their stuff on streaming? They make some dope poo poo. Hotel Inferno is a lot of fun too.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

LORD OF BUTT posted:

Oh poo poo, Necrostorm finally got their stuff on streaming? They make some dope poo poo. Hotel Inferno is a lot of fun too.
This gives me hope that one day I will be able to watch Rollerblade: Taken by Force on Netflix or some other service. That movie was really.. something

coyo7e fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Feb 29, 2016

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Phi230 posted:

Workaholics is on hulu. Watch it and laugh.

if you watch it on prime there wont be any commercials

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
Every time I've tried to get into Workaholics it's been funny but I feel like it's juuust a little too mean for me to be able to hang with it.

speshl guy
Dec 11, 2012
I caught Calvary on HBOGO last night and it was fantastic. I'm not sure why, but I got some SERIOUS nostalgia for the first time I read The Brothers Karamazov while watching this movie. It's basically about a priest who knows he's going to be murdered in a week and we follow his efforts to tend his flock and do some soul searching of his own in that time. That summary is painfully simple considering how deep this film is, but I'm honestly going to need a few weeks to fully absorb the experience this movie gave me.

My new favorite film.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Notable Paramount-on-Youtube highlight: The Colossus of New York. It's a 50s robot movie where the robot looks like a Greco-Roman statue, has the brain of a dead scientist, and the personality of Shelley's Frankenstein, eloquent and extremely bitter. He has a creepy speaker voice and the score is all sinister piano music by Van Cleave.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

Maxwell Lord posted:

Notable Paramount-on-Youtube highlight: The Colossus of New York. It's a 50s robot movie where the robot looks like a Greco-Roman statue, has the brain of a dead scientist, and the personality of Shelley's Frankenstein, eloquent and extremely bitter. He has a creepy speaker voice and the score is all sinister piano music by Van Cleave.

This sounds sick as hell and I'm watching it 4 sure

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Hat Thoughts posted:

This sounds sick as hell and I'm watching it 4 sure

I just did and to be fair, he does not look like a Greco Roman statue. That's fine - in fact, it's really cool that the title compares him to the Colossus of Rhodes, but he looks like a cross between a cubist painting and a cardboard robot costume. The (French) director only did a bunch of giant lizard movies apart from this (I think it's the same guy that did Beast from 20000 Fathoms and Gorgo), so it's pretty cool to see his take on the Statue of Liberty. I don't know that I'd say it's a great movie but it is definitely punching way out of its weight class idea wise.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Hat Thoughts posted:

Every time I've tried to get into Workaholics it's been funny but I feel like it's juuust a little too mean for me to be able to hang with it.

I love Peep Show but it's too misanthropic to binge on, I can't do more than two eps in a row

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Maxwell Lord posted:

Notable Paramount-on-Youtube highlight: The Colossus of New York. It's a 50s robot movie where the robot looks like a Greco-Roman statue, has the brain of a dead scientist, and the personality of Shelley's Frankenstein, eloquent and extremely bitter. He has a creepy speaker voice and the score is all sinister piano music by Van Cleave.

I listen to the soundtrack in snippets every once in a while because it's that good. The film is like 65 minutes, as a nice bonus.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

speshl guy posted:

I caught Calvary on HBOGO last night and it was fantastic. I'm not sure why, but I got some SERIOUS nostalgia for the first time I read The Brothers Karamazov while watching this movie. It's basically about a priest who knows he's going to be murdered in a week and we follow his efforts to tend his flock and do some soul searching of his own in that time. That summary is painfully simple considering how deep this film is, but I'm honestly going to need a few weeks to fully absorb the experience this movie gave me.

My new favorite film.

Calvary was awesome, agreed.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

coyo7e posted:

I started watching Falling Skies on a lark through netflix (I'm using smartflix, dunno if it's available in US region netflix, offhand), it's not bad although they hit the Jesus-juice pretty hard every couple/three episodes. I miss seeing Noah Wyle on TV, I guess I have a soft spot in my heart for Earth2, and since I never watched ER I haven't seen him in much for quite a while.

Not a bad show, at least as good or better than most post-apoc TV series I've seen, although I'm only through the first season so far. They stole the opening fight scene from Season 2 ep 1, from the opening cinematics of one of my favorite video games though..! Mechcommander.

Noah Wiley rules, I really really liked this show but there is a very harsh drop in story quality after season 2. It's still watchable, the only season I outright dislikes was the final.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

Accident Underwater posted:

Noah Wiley rules, I really really liked this show but there is a very harsh drop in story quality after season 2. It's still watchable, the only season I outright dislikes was the final.
Yeah I noticed that as well, the jump between season 2 finale and season 3 opener was like :catstare: "where the gently caress did this alien riding a horse come from? so now the skitters are using warpaint so they look like their former leader? where did all of these alien weapons come from? who the gently caress is cochise? why is Tom's 9 year-old son running around sticking alien grenades to poo poo in a combat zone? who's this hot black chick hanging on Ben's dick? why does everybody think the new aliens are gonna gently caress them over, since they just gave them a fuckload of weaponry? the last scene I saw in season 2 involving Hal, had him get up and walk to the mirror - why's he in a loving wheelchair now?!" It's still fun and I mainly like binging on series like this because I can just leave them running in the background while I'm doing dishes or other chores around the house which don't involve making a ton of noise.

I just hope Lourdes gets killed off at some point. She's like the opposite of a successful Bechdel Test character, all she does is pray, and chase around sexy dudes... And apparently they nixxed the jesus juice stuff after the first season because she never really mentions religion again after being super in your face about it for the whole first season... So she just seems to flip between dudes now, with no other purpose except to be a backup character for Anne's scenes. (also the actress playing Anne has just about the coolest name ever - the kind of name I'd expect to see as a pen name for some self-published fantasy author on amazon.com)

I'm not entirely sure if I'm hate-watching by season 3, or just hanging on for the ride to get some closure. It's a fun show but I definitely had to put my brain on a shelf to keep up with it, at a certain point.

Also I had to look it up, but his name is Noah "Wyle", I thought there was an I in there at least! :D

coyo7e fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Mar 2, 2016

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

And the second angel poured out his bowl into the sea, and it turned to blood like that of the dead, and every living thing in the sea died.
https://twitter.com/fullerhouse/status/705029917520474112

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug
Full- and Fuller House are the TV watching equivalent of eating a bag of marshmallows. Overpoweringly sweet, not good for you, leaves you regretting your actions yet a whole bunch of people did it anyway.

I hope we see a resurrection of all the old TGIF stuff. Bronson Pinchot needs work, let's see what Balki Bartokomous is up to. Did Steve Urkel ever get any cheese? Call up Jaleel White and find out. How did Step by Step get seven seasons in the first place? Who cares, let's go for eight.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I'm pretty sure Jaleel White walked away from Urkel with millions and millions of dollars, and was perfectly happy to do so and move on with life. I doubt he'd be all that excited to do the character again, but who knows.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Also I think he's ripped as hell now. He'd have to be Stefan 24/7. Carl is still alive though, so I say make that happen.

hope and vaseline
Feb 13, 2001

drat Urkel got fine

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

OK, now I want a six episode mini-series investigating the disappearance of Judy Winslow.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Urkel is a perfect example of someone adopting the Howard Stern theory of succeeding in show business. The minute you have any sort of decent success, you loving latch onto that poo poo with a deathgrip and don't let go until either you're fired or have so much money that you're filthy rich for the rest of your life. None of this crap where you leave after 2 seasons to be a major movie star. Jaleel White was able to "retire" at like age 25 and has complete freedom in his life to do whatever he wants.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I've always suspected that Stefan was an invention of Jaleel White because being Urkel wasn't getting him laid. :tinfoil:

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

NESguerilla posted:

I've always suspected that Stefan was an invention of Jaleel White because being Urkel wasn't getting him laid. :tinfoil:

I guarantee you Urkel was getting laid. Booger from Revenge Of The Nerds got laid.

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug

hope and vaseline posted:

drat Urkel got fine

pseudorandom name posted:

OK, now I want a six episode mini-series investigating the disappearance of Judy Winslow.

Having cast off his nerdy upbringing, Steve Urkel finds himself a quickly rising star in the Chicago police force. His combination of brains and brawn have made him a stand out in the eyes of the commandant. He is selected to head up a new internal affairs cold case task force. At the top of the pile of folders he finds on the desk in his new office is a familiar name: Winslow.

Follow Urkel as he has to investigate his much beloved former neighbour, Carl, who was the lead suspect in the case until some evidence was mysteriously misplaced back in 1993. Is Carl a dirty cop or is it a frame up? Is the disappearance of Waldo Geraldo Faldo related? Will Laura, the object of his boyhood affection, have the key that unlocks the puzzle spread before him?

Find out by watching all six episodes of the mini series Family Matters-er this October on Netflix.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

It could also include a case involving that little girl that was on the show and went upstairs one episode and never came back down. I think she became a porn star or whatever. I can't be bothered to look it up at work, but that would be hilarious. Make it happen Jaleel.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Yea I've always expected to see Jaleel White pop up in some super-serious police procedural ala Zach Morris.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

It could also include a case involving that little girl that was on the show and went upstairs one episode and never came back down. I think she became a porn star or whatever. I can't be bothered to look it up at work, but that would be hilarious. Make it happen Jaleel.

This is literally what we are talking about right now in this thread.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Antifreeze Head posted:

Having cast off his nerdy upbringing, Steve Urkel finds himself a quickly rising star in the Chicago police force. His combination of brains and brawn have made him a stand out in the eyes of the commandant. He is selected to head up a new internal affairs cold case task force. At the top of the pile of folders he finds on the desk in his new office is a familiar name: Winslow.

Follow Urkel as he has to investigate his much beloved former neighbour, Carl, who was the lead suspect in the case until some evidence was mysteriously misplaced back in 1993. Is Carl a dirty cop or is it a frame up? Is the disappearance of Waldo Geraldo Faldo related? Will Laura, the object of his boyhood affection, have the key that unlocks the puzzle spread before him?

Find out by watching all six episodes of the mini series Family Matters-er this October on Netflix.

I was thinking more like Carl/Urkel as True Detective season 3. Years after the disappearance of Judy shatters the Winslow family, clues found at the scenes of seemingly unrelated crimes point to her involvement and a coverup that implicates City Hall. Carl can only trust one man, a nerdy former neighbor to help him unravel the case, and redeem himself.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

pseudorandom name posted:

This is literally what we are talking about right now in this thread.

lol I got Harriet and Judy mixed up. Sorry. My Family Matters trivia knowledge used to be better.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

red19fire posted:

I was thinking more like Carl/Urkel as True Detective season 3. Years after the disappearance of Judy shatters the Winslow family, clues found at the scenes of seemingly unrelated crimes point to her involvement and a coverup that implicates City Hall. Carl can only trust one man, a nerdy former neighbor to help him unravel the case, and redeem himself.

Big twist is that Steve, under the control of a split personality, killed Judy.

URKEL: *standing over the desiccated corpse, a rush of repressed memories assaults Steve as a look of horror spreads across his face* Did... did I do that?

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Good, now tie it in to Lovecraft somehow.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

pseudorandom name posted:

Good, now tie it in to Lovecraft somehow.

The whole series is a story told by Urkel's psychiatrist after Urkel kills himself in a mental ward.

Jolo
Jun 4, 2007

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

mysterious frankie posted:

Big twist is that Steve, under the control of a split personality, killed Judy.

URKEL: *standing over the desiccated corpse, a rush of repressed memories assaults Steve as a look of horror spreads across his face* Did... did I do that?

Ahahahahah Bravo.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

mysterious frankie posted:

Big twist is that Steve, under the control of a split personality, killed Judy.

URKEL: *standing over the desiccated corpse, a rush of repressed memories assaults Steve as a look of horror spreads across his face* Did... did I do that?

Stefan's big reveal to Carl: I........ Did..... Do...... That...... (draws gun)

ROLL CREDITS

Although I do want to see that Rust Cohle uninterrupted biker infiltration scene with Urkel and Waldo.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
"gently caress this. gently caress this world. Nice hook, Carl. HEHEHEH-SNORTSNORT"

Parachute
May 18, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Zdp1RfoyI

This was better than all of that weird urkel fanfic.

magnificent7
Sep 22, 2005

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Well. Smartflix has poo poo the bed. I guess it's back to Teen Wolf IV and Blues Brothers 2000 for me. Dammit.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Blue Mountain State: Rise of Thadland is on netflix. It has more Thad, and the world needs Thad bad.

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Pinback
Jul 22, 2012

I've been having real awful dreams about giant apocalyptic machinery
just mowing us all down...
Is Blue Mountain State good? The cover and the ad just made me think it was some dumb "tits and sports and parties, brah" thing. Like Entourage for college football people.

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