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We're a very fair minded team, one for you, one for you, one for you aaaaand one for me.
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 This round is over, update your fighters, place bets.Super Secret Note for Petting Zoo Eyes Only: Do something with your points because my fighter is useless and you all need to pick up the slack. And Impy, post a link to that fighter kill tally you have going please and thank you. I hate having to hunt for it.
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Feb 29, 2016 15:09
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I done all my gamble dumping.
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This is a rarity, a perfect division of kills amongst a team. The entirety of 2CWD pitch in. Stumpy and Richard are in double figures, 11 and 10 respectively. Since it's the end of the round, here's the leaderboard. Chaz Steadyfist, 17 kills. James LargeSausage, 16 kills. Sriracha Fartstorm Returns, In Like Flynn, Qwarf, Jimbo Akimbo, 3 Wolf Moon Shirt, 13 kills. Dusseldwarf, 12 Kills. Stumpy, 11 kills. Snarls Barkley, Albirik the Insignificant, Turquoise Tonic, Candy Corn Tiger, Simon Belmole, Richard Kyanka, 10 kills. Five unblooded remain. Ten rounds have taken place. This means 40 opposing gladiators. Chaz Steadyfist is only three kills off having killed half the gladiators he has faced. Chaz and James have killed the equivalent of 4 entire teams, having faced ten. Edit: Tally is here. Jazz, any chance we get this in the initial posts so Spermy doesn't have to search or ask in future?
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Feb 29, 2016 15:21
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I knew smuggling in a pair of silver knuckledusters would pay off eventually:quote:Suck and gently caress bashes Urist McLee in the upper body with her silver war hammer, bruising the muscle, jamming the right false ribs through the liver and tearing the liver! And man, the next round is going to be brutal for betting, it consists almost entirely of very even match-ups.
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Feb 29, 2016 15:55
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Mygna posted:And man, the next round is going to be brutal for betting, it consists almost entirely of very even match-ups. It's never an even matchup when Jimbo's on the field. read that however you like
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Feb 29, 2016 16:03
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Mygna posted:I knew smuggling in a pair of silver knuckledusters would pay off eventually That doesn't make suck and gently caress look too good...
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Feb 29, 2016 16:06
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Dirty Frank posted:That doesn't make suck and gently caress look too good... Well, this is Dwarf Fortress, so there's a 50-50 chance that that was just the punch hitting the same spot and pushing the bone splinters in a bit deeper.
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Feb 29, 2016 16:16
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I wish skill trading was an option. Every round you could sell off one level of a skill for half its cost.
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Feb 29, 2016 16:34
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Hey Subterranean Animists, update your fighters! Buy some slade codpieces or whatever, just use the points!
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Feb 29, 2016 17:37
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Hey Subterranean Animists, update your fighters! Sell all your armor, weapons, and invest in kicking.
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Feb 29, 2016 17:41
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Hey Subterranean Animists! Hi. How you doin'.
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Feb 29, 2016 17:42
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Ugh adamantine daggers are soooooo expensive I'm never gonna get one. Even steel is far away!
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Feb 29, 2016 17:46
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LorrdErnie posted:Ugh adamantine daggers are soooooo expensive I'm never gonna get one. Even steel is far away! I saved my points from last round and it worked out that I had precisely enough points to get the upgrade I wanted for this round. Y'all better watch out!
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Feb 29, 2016 17:49
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Decoy Badger posted:Hey Subterranean Animists, update your fighters! Buy some slade codpieces or whatever, just use the points! I have been! I have like 100 atm, barely enough for a platinum condom for my dwarven junk
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Feb 29, 2016 18:17
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Bad Munki posted:I saved my points from last round and it worked out that I had precisely enough points to get the upgrade I wanted for this round. Y'all better watch out! I could buy a hat but then I'd be farther away from a good stabber.
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Feb 29, 2016 18:22
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who even cares if i spend my points, apeliminator will never win anything anyway
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Feb 29, 2016 18:31
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alcharagia posted:who even cares if i spend my points, apeliminator will never win anything anyway Yell at your team for not pulling their weight instead of blaming your own fighter. Its what I do, and I feel better.
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Feb 29, 2016 18:39
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alcharagia posted:who even cares if i spend my points, the nameless unblooded which shames me, my family, and my nation will never win anything anyway Fixed that for you. He's even less useful than you think.
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Feb 29, 2016 18:40
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Oh for loving out loud. Just when I think she's got the message about not running in face first, she goes and gets taken down in two chump shots. That's it. The sign goes back on.  At least our armourer does his job right.
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Feb 29, 2016 19:49
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AJ_Impy posted:Edit: Tally is here. Sure, I'll put a link to it in the results post, which I also need to update. Jazzimus Prime fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Feb 29, 2016 |
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Feb 29, 2016 20:10
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:Looking forward to our team's fight against the Plump Helmets. From what I've seen of the FARTSTORM his successes have come out of quickly incapacitating opponents by shattering their arms, but almost everyone on the Plump Helmets is wearing armored gauntlets. Also, they have Panty Thief. So I posted that, and then quote:Return of Panty Thief (Plump Helmets) grabs SRIRACHA FARTSTORM RETURNS (Worse Munki) by the small cow leather leggings with his left hand!  God that thing frightens me.
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Feb 29, 2016 20:25
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Decoy Badger posted:Hey Subterranean Animists, update your fighters! Buy some slade codpieces or whatever, just use the points! Huh, I thought I needed more points than that to stab better. Thanks for the reminder. Frozen_flame posted:I have been! I have like 100 atm, barely enough for a platinum condom for my dwarven junk Save it if you have a big purchase you need to save for (better-than-copper sword), and don't bother blowing it on something that won't help you (THIRD copper mail shirt) just to spend em. Captaindirtnap fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Feb 29, 2016 |
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Feb 29, 2016 20:41
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Feb 29, 2016 21:16
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I'll try to get on tonight but I'm working for a while yet, please don't rush end of round
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Feb 29, 2016 22:09
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I have placed my bets. I think all teams I have bet on will probably win their rounds EXCEPT FOR Team Laser Explosion and Cool Rad Awesome Pals , who I think will probably lose but have upset potential to be worth a small investment, and Lightly Whipped who is my team so eh might as well throw in 18 bux as pity support.
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Feb 29, 2016 22:42
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Well, I am all in on Lightly Whipped this round! It's not inconceivable that this is their chance to shine.
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Mar 1, 2016 01:55
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ZeeToo posted:Well, I am all in on Lightly Whipped this round! Hot drat a full 100 dorf bux. Big spender.
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Jazzimus Prime posted:Sure, I'll put a link to it in the results post, which I also need to update. And the fanart 
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Ramc posted:And the fanart  Sorry, I've fallen behind on updating the OP. The fanart post should be up to date, please let me know if anything's missing!Also, I've put a link to AJ Impy's kill tally at the top of the results post. I think I'd like for the site to eventually host the kill tally itself by tracking the individual kills by round, as long as it doesn't create too much work for the commissioners. EDIT: Also, I predict that this is the round that Lightly Whipped finally gets off the schneid, one round after suffering the ignominy of being the first team in the tournament to be mathematically eliminated* from the possibility of winning their division. They aren't mathematically eliminated from a spot in the playoff yet, though. *If, against all odds, Lightly Whipped wins the rest of their matches and Subterranean Animists lose the rest of theirs, Subterranean Animists would finish with a 9-9 record in the Bronzestabbed Division, and Lightly Whipped would finish behind them at 8-10. Jazzimus Prime fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Mar 1, 2016 |
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:So I posted that, and then Panty Thief posted:Dear Diary, (What, you can't cause bruises through a solid metal helmet with a pair of leather trousers? It's easy, doesn't even take any misc object skill.)
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A bit late to the party, but glad to see Go Big getting another win. 6W4L isn't too shabby a record, and Willy getting a kill makes me all kinds of proud.
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AJ_Impy posted:This is a rarity, a perfect division of kills amongst a team. The entirety of 2CWD pitch in. Stumpy and Richard are in double figures, 11 and 10 respectively. I wonder what the majority of kills are caused by? Beheading?
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Afriscipio posted:I wonder what the majority of kills are caused by? Beheading? From what I've seen its probably beheading with a distant second place being: "the spear strikes **unconscious** in the head and the injured part is cloven asunder!"
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Ok, done. I hope these points get less stingy though - is it common?
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Mar 1, 2016 12:07
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Yeah, I'm just waiting to be able to purchase a worthwhile skill upgrade.
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Afriscipio posted:I wonder what the majority of kills are caused by? Beheading? Good question. Head destruction/removal is probably the leading cause of death, followed by blood loss.
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AJ_Impy posted:Good question. Head destruction/removal is probably the leading cause of death, followed by blood loss. When Josie goes down, it is almost invariably to blood loss because that is about the only thing that can stop her.
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Bets betted, points pointed. Judging by the betting ratios we are going to get fully owned next round. That or I'll become insanely rich. Hopefully my strategically timed upgrade turns me into an invulnerable murder machine.
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Oh hey, its 3-sword-antwoman vs 3-sword-antwoman in my fight. Both of us up top too. Good luck, rest of my team, I plan on dying in 9 seconds.
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