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Maybe they do in whatever dystopian future that's from.
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Endless Mike posted:Maybe they do in whatever dystopian future that's from. The 1990s?
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Having lived through the 90s, I think "dystopian future" is a perfectly adequate descriptor.
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Latest Wonderella made me chuckle hard at Batman's profile picture.
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Like there's any other kind of news from the gorilla galaxy.
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That Flash costume makes me wonder if anybody's ever done a costume for him featuring a spoiler. I mean, other than the skeleton costume from Crisis On Infinite Earths
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Lurdiak posted:Like there's any other kind of news from the gorilla galaxy. No news from the gorilla galaxy is good news from the gorilla galaxy.
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yaffle posted:Holy crap Gammarauders. I had no idea there was a comic. I still have the board game somewhere. How is the board game?
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I guess I can't be too shocked that there's so much intergalactic antigorillism today, in Trump's America.
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I have so many questions about this, and none of them are even about the gorilla Superman. Owlwoman is one of the greatest heroes of all time? Why are there three Atoms? What are those things hanging off the side of the Flash's head? Is Wonder Woman a zombie? Does Aquaman have blue hair?
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Tiggum posted:I have so many questions about this, and none of them are even about the gorilla Superman. Owlwoman is one of the greatest heroes of all time? Why are there three Atoms? What are those things hanging off the side of the Flash's head? Is Wonder Woman a zombie? Does Aquaman have blue hair? DC One Million.  Wonder Woman is a clay statue and rules Venus, Aquaman is made of water and rules Neptune. Flash has Mercury, naturally. (Batman, by the way, runs Pluto as a prison planet)
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Heartiac is the greatest character Mark Millar has ever created.   e: Were these panels even funny? Welp. I still feel that the gestalt impression of Heartiac is delightful enough to stand in this thread. Squizzle fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Mar 1, 2016 |
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Mar 1, 2016 08:10
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Source your drat pages, Squizzle! The DC One Million trade is obviously missing some amazing stuff. Gorilla Galaxy, a Multiversity school, Heartiac. Shouldn't a group of Atom's be called a Molecule, or is that the joke?
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"Cardiac" seems like a no-brainer name, but welp
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hup posted:"Cardiac" seems like a no-brainer name, but welp Marvel beat them to the punch on that one.
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Tiggum posted:I have so many questions about this, and none of them are even about the gorilla Superman. Owlwoman is one of the greatest heroes of all time? Why are there three Atoms? What are those things hanging off the side of the Flash's head? Is Wonder Woman a zombie? Does Aquaman have blue hair? I don't know what they are, but Flash One Million has some triangles floating around him. 
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WickedHate posted:DC One Million. Was completely unaware that Tingle was part of any DC continuity, good to know Nintendo's open to crossovers...
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Die Laughing posted:Source your drat pages, Squizzle! The DC One Million 80-Page Giant! 
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If I'm remembering correctly DC One Million also gave Resurrection Man a special wrist-mounted suicide machine that would kill him in specific ways to make him resurrect with specific power sets. Actually, does anyone have the panels from the Hitman/Resurrection Man crossover where he just keeps shooting him the head until he comes back with a useful power (consensually, of course)? e: wrist mounted suicide machine is also the name of my band Mover fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Mar 1, 2016 |
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Mar 1, 2016 13:53
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Oh god, is the bottom left character the DC One Million Creeper? Aaah.
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joehonkie posted:Oh god, is the bottom left character the DC One Million Creeper? Aaah.
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prefect posted:I don't know what they are, but Flash One Million has some triangles floating around him. After centuries, those lightning bolts around Flash evolved into self-aware hovering triangles.
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They're fast-forward triangles, to show that he's gotta go fast.
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WickedHate posted:DC One Million. DC One Million was so loving mind warping on the time travel angles and Superman Prime, Lois Prime, making Kyle awesome. Gotta love Morrison, and how he just casually makes the ending of All Star Superman casually tie into DC One Million. Jiro fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Mar 1, 2016 |
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Mar 1, 2016 16:28
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Huh, I don't think I'd ever seen the stuff outside the trade before. Did they expound on Owlwoman at all? She's obviously a Nite Owl reference with that costume but I can't imagine they'd go into any detail on that.
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Woah, Len Kaminski wrote that? That seems like a really good fit.
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Lurdiak posted:Woah, Len Kaminski wrote that? That seems like a really good fit. He wrote the whole 12 issue run. I've heard a lot of people like it, but I've only skimmed the 1M issue myself. There should have been a Scare Tactics #1,000,000 as long as I have you all here. redbackground fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Mar 1, 2016 |
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Sizone posted:How is the board game? Pretty good fun, provided you are playing with people who are willing to skate over/ignore the rules that conflict with each other and whoever plays the kangaroo always winning. I'll dig it out and play it again when both the kids can read/cope with defeat.
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prefect posted:I don't know what they are, but Flash One Million has some triangles floating around him. He's sponsored by Doritos. They're a tasty snack for when he needs a boost of energy to beat the bad guys.
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Say Nothing posted:The 1990s? '80s. I loved that comic.
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PantsOptional posted:Huh, I don't think I'd ever seen the stuff outside the trade before. Did they expound on Owlwoman at all? She's obviously a Nite Owl reference with that costume but I can't imagine they'd go into any detail on that. She's half-Qwardian (mother's side), and serves the Hawkperson "fly real good" role! She's a p. major character in that story (the one with bad news from the Gorilla Galaxy), so I'd recommend tracking it down. The 853rd century Atom owns. Morrison writes his origin story in a different story from the same 80-page giant, with Cully Hamner art. He can break down into multiple smaller himselfs, and when he breaks down far enough, the little Atoms can arrange themselves into atomic structures, forming any material they understand well enough. Atom cross Metamorpho cross Firestorm. For his actual Tragic Science Origin, read the story. Or just ask here. Also, the Legion of Executive Familiars: 
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DC One Million was the best event and I won't hear anyone saying anything to the contrary.
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KaosMachina posted:DC One Million was the best event and I won't hear anyone saying anything to the contrary. tell me of the emptyquotes of your homeworld, usul
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We should take the DC 1,000,000 talk to the DC thread where we can properly express our love for Justice Legion A, and Robin the Toy Wonder.
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yaffle posted:Pretty good fun, provided you are playing with people who are willing to skate over/ignore the rules that conflict with each other and whoever plays the kangaroo always winning. I'll dig it out and play it again when both the kids can read/cope with defeat. I've still got, seemingly, forever before the child can understand boards games and the wife has no patience for anything I like so I guess I too must wait to storm the big nada on the back of a giant gorilla.
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It's a tremendous pain in the rear end to make a new thread on mobile, or I'd get cracking on a DC One Million thread. It can p. clearly support a few pages of focused conversation on its own, without interrupting or being interrupted by Hey solicits are out or Latest re-reboot creative teams announced! or I'm Scott Lobdell and here are my effortposts about Jason Todd and anime breasts chat.
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I don't know anything about DC One Million but I'd like whoever makes the thread to title it One Million D.C.
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