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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Metapod posted:

Good dog :3:

My dog is pretty great. So is Bort.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Mar 1, 2016

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I got Mock drafts,

I got food chat,

I got Dalton who could ask for anything more?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Eifert Posting posted:

I got Mock drafts,

I got food chat,

I got Dalton who could ask for anything more?

A playoff win?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

drat, dude, his throat. You ravaged it.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo


Replace "Mock Draft" with "TFF in the Offseason"

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:



Replace "Sports Blogger" with "TFF"
Replace "Mock Draft" with "Offseason Chat"

ftfy

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:



Replace "Mock Draft" with "TFF in the Offseason"

A valued opinion from the man who had animal nuts in his mouth.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
tasted like seafood

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

hosed if true

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
I hate when fans use mock drafts to "prove" a real draft pick was bad because a player was taken earlier in real life than in mock drafts.

Like, everyone bitched about the Cowboys taking Travis Frederick because he was listed later in most mock drafts than where he was actually taken, but he was the best center in the draft taken by a team starving for a center. There was basically 0 substantive criticism of him as an NFL prospect, too - it was literally just bitching based on the imaginary slotting made by blowhard shitnuts on the internet being different from what actually happened.

Now watch me wallow in mock draft poo poo for months because there is nothing else to do. :shrek:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

sean10mm posted:

Now watch me wallow in mock draft poo poo for months because there is nothing else to do. :shrek:

This is the point I'm at. Mock Drafts are garbage, yet I read them anyway cuz I've gotta get my football fix somewhere.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
When darkness comes
And pain is all around,
Like a shitpost over a bad forum
I will make a mock draft.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

This is the point I'm at. Mock Drafts are garbage, yet I read them anyway cuz I've gotta get my football fix somewhere.

Sounds like a great time to go back on NFL rewind and watch a new team!

Who am I kidding MKXL came out and I got suckas to beat down.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

OxySnake posted:

Sounds like a great time to go back on NFL rewind and watch a new team!

Who am I kidding MKXL came out and I got suckas to beat down.

I've actually been watching old games on youtube.

My current drug of choice is the Greatest Show on Turf. Almost makes me feel sad for what the Rams are nowadays. Almost.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Saw 80+ new posts in the thread, assumed food chat had hit.

I'm not gonna say I wasn't disappointed, but I certainly wasn't wrong.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Still posting about pizza

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

Still posting about pizza



Get this Korean Pizza Hut bullshit outta here.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

F.art that's not Football art. I just started working at a local print. Among a lot of other things they print up a tournament program for local teams. They were using clip art from the oldest source possible for the cover, and I was embarrassed to look at it, so I made this. It's set up to be used for different tournaments and games.



It's off season so I figured it's fair game.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
That's really good

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

Still posting about pizza



are those micropeens

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Darth Brooks posted:

F.art that's not Football art. I just started working at a local print. Among a lot of other things they print up a tournament program for local teams. They were using clip art from the oldest source possible for the cover, and I was embarrassed to look at it, so I made this. It's set up to be used for different tournaments and games.



It's off season so I figured it's fair game.

BART!!!

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Chilichimp posted:

Get this Korean Pizza Hut bullshit outta here.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


this is 300 posts old but I can't stop laughing at it

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

It looks like loving Wreck-It Ralph.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

It looks like loving Wreck-It Ralph.

Clearly sWatt is Ralph.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Whoever said it's Dan Akroyd is spot on

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Its Frank West

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
"all m'ladies take some shots"

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
The first recorded photobomb in history
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-first-photobomb/

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
BRADFORD Jokez
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/sam-bradford-gets-paid/

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I want to say I'd trade places with Sam Bradford, but I really, really want to be able to walk when I'm in my 60s.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I want to say I'd trade places with Sam Bradford, but I really, really want to be able to walk when I'm in my 60s.

By then, with the billion dollars he will have made playing football until he is 35, he will be able to buy mechanical powered mech legs anyway

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
God it's just insane when you think about it

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

God it's just insane when you think about it

How so?:confused:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Disturbingly too similar to my own work experience

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
You guys think any NFL players read the draw play, and then they open the page and get excited when they see it's about them, they read it and just :smith:

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Mar 6, 2016

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



I like to think that Febreeze has single handedly made Phillip Rivers wince whenever he hears the phrase "Ringless" or hears he's the focus of something.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Chilichimp posted:

You guys think any NFL players read the draw play, and then they open the page and get excited when they see it's about them, they read it and just :smith:

Eli just likes looking at the pictures.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

OxySnake posted:

I like to think that Febreeze has single handedly made Phillip Rivers wince whenever he hears the phrase "Ringless" or hears he's the focus of something.

One day Febreeze will draw Philip in a positive light

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mystic Stylez posted:

By then, with the billion dollars he will have made playing football until he is 35, he will be able to buy mechanical powered mech legs anyway

I've had enough metal bits put in to my skeleton already, thanks all the same.

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