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Who will win the most delegates on Super Tuesday?
Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump
Bernie Sanders
Jim Gilmore
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RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.
Trump turning Christie into Reek is an entertaining twist

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Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
"We are going to have a wall"

*Christie almost wakes from the Quaaludes he's on*

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I think this press conference might actually hurt him.

Said nobody because it won't, and because nothing matters

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Is Trump gonna invade Mexico?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
how are you going to make mexico pay for a wall? Invade?

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
the guy who said pussy on stage isn't cool with someone else dropping an f-bomb

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

this is hurting trump. it looks like he just got out of bed.

He... seems fine?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

"These guys that I'm on the stage with"?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

TyrantWD posted:

Trump is telling the voters there will have to be compromise?

That's not winning, Chamberlain wasn't a winner, Churchill was

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

how are you going to make mexico pay for a wall? Invade?

air conditioner tariffs

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Trump has said gently caress many times. What bullshit. He thinks everyone watching is a fool.

Jaminjami
Jan 26, 2015
i'm gonna gently caress this wall

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

euphronius posted:

Trump is insane

We've known this for a while now but he's usually entertaining. This bizarre low-energy rambling is new, though.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:

how are you going to make mexico pay for a wall? Invade?

I can't wait until someone just straight up asks him "What if Mexico says 'no?'"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The Great Wall is 13,000 miles long

Folks

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:

Joementum posted:

:siren: TED CRUZ WINS MONTPELIER :siren:

That is some pro level trolling by our civil servants. :golfclap:

Montpelier, sounds French Canadian to me. No wonder it went for Cruz.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

I mean, what the gently caress happened behind closed doors. I mean it's generally known that Chris Christie had it out for Rubio, is quasi-friendly with the Trumps, and maybe wants a high position, but his face is full of deep deep sorrow. maybe he realizes he'll be in the history books standing behind Trump, in the chapter beginning with America's Dark Ages

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


BUCOLIC

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

what ever staffer suggested trump do a live presser is a genius

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
ahahahs he just did product placement on a primary victory speech

Dhdndmdjishajakjf

just loving kill me now holy gently caress

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
hahah what the gently caress is going on. he's talking about the great wall of china.

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

serious walls

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

euphronius posted:

Holy poo poo he is dangerous

I don't know how somebody can look at this and think Rubio has a shot.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



OK OK OK DONALD I'LL VOTE FOR HILLARY JUST STOP TALKING

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

lamentable dustman posted:

what ever staffer suggested trump do a live presser is a genius

As if Trump lets a staffer tell him what to do.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Great Wall of China is not 13000 miles lol

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Fojar38 posted:

I can't wait until someone just straight up asks him "What if Mexico says 'no?'"

itll be 10 feet higher and mexico will pay for it

BRAKE FOR MOOSE
Jun 6, 2001

Fojar38 posted:

I can't wait until someone just straight up asks him "What if Mexico says 'no?'"

They have. Trump won't take no for an answer. Solved.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

whydirt posted:

Montpelier, sounds French Canadian to me. No wonder it went for Cruz.

when does the canadian wall go up

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Christie just stumbled. Lol

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Mokelumne Trekka posted:

This is going to be a movie someday.

This is all a prequel to The Road

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
Does Trump know that the Great Wall didn't keep out the Mongolians?

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Reminder that Donald Trump STILL won't say the KKK is bad.

Zohar
Jul 14, 2013

Good kitty
I feel like there's something very sinister about this, the surroundings, trump's way of speaking, christie's mannerisms, everything, idk

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Fojar38 posted:

I can't wait until someone just straight up asks him "What if Mexico says 'no?'"

every single living mexican president has basically said "gently caress trump" so yeah its never happening

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Dapper Dan posted:

ahahahs he just did product placement on a primary victory speech

Dhdndmdjishajakjf

just loving kill me now holy gently caress

President dwayne elizondo mountain dew herbert camacho

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Friends in multiple MN precincts reporting yuuge turnout for Bernie. It's all twin Cities area though, I have a feeling the iron range is going to be more Hillary

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
The fact that the republican party has come to this is amazing.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
WE GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON, WE GOT A BIG BIG PROBLEM, WE GOTTA FIGURE IT OUT, WE'RE GONNA FIGURE IT OUT BIG BIG PROBLEM Radical Islam

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

These are total lies ???

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