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Who will win the most delegates on Super Tuesday?
Hillary Clinton
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TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

lol "I'm doing great with African Americans"

holy poo poo what?

Trump is so great that he is going to unite white supremacists and African Americans.

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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mr. Boogie posted:

what exactly does trump have in mind when he says he's going to figure out radical islam

I'm just tryin to get you to think big here!

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

triple sulk posted:

christie is regretting his recent decisions more and more by the second

christie knows he is either going to be the vice president in the dead zone or tarred and feathered in jersey if trump loses.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Shear Modulus posted:

it sounds like im missing something amazing

this is the single greatest two man comedy routine I've ever seen

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
Why didn't Trump do a huge rally

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4
lmao this speech is amazing

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.
giving trump like 30 minutes to just spout bullshit is so loving dumb

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Cigar Aficionado posted:

Christie just stands there, knowing that this is all he has left. Fully emasculated. Pitiful.

Has there ever been a more meteoric crash of a non-criminal political career?

hes hitched himself fully onto trump and trump appears to be doing pretty great so if anything hes going to benefit from this (until trump loses in a massive landslide in the general)

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This is an embarrassment.

What are you people talking about? This is how every Trump speech goes.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Chris Christie looks like he's slowly realizing what he's done

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."
Rubio winning minnesota, Trump in third (with 2% reporting)

Why the gently caress is there no exit poll?

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Shear Modulus posted:

dont you dare gently caress this up and go for rubio minnesota

The NYT projects a fourth place finish for Rubio in MN.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Zohar posted:

I feel like there's something very sinister about this, the surroundings, trump's way of speaking, christie's mannerisms, everything, idk

You're having a natural reaction to a very charismatic authoritarian appropriating the trappings of the head of state and being treated seriously by the press as he gets close to the majority of the party vote in the run up to an election for control of the biggest military on the planet.

Yes, he's not going to win, but it's not unnatural to be unnerved by this...show.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Is Rubio gonna win Minnesota and keep this mad slapfight going strong? :aaa:

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
http://i.imgur.com/M1eFOWa.png lol

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Minnesota maybe going for rubio now??

mrs. nicholas sarkozy
Jan 1, 2006

~let me see ya bounce that bounce that~
i miss mitt.

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
https://twitter.com/CarrieNBCNews/status/704864053601169408

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
If Christie gave Trump an RKO on stage right now he'd be recognized as a party savior and Cruz would have this election tomorrow.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

ahaha just randomly threatening paul ryan if he doesn't fall in line

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Omg

Omg

He's nuts

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Chris Christie looks like he's slowly realizing what he's done

He's going to need to be put on suicide watch after this

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

triple sulk posted:

this whole thing is loving surreal and lol that msnbc has not cut away at all

Neithe rhas CNN

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Audible laughter from the press when Trump says he's going to make Paul Ryan "pay a big price".

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013


BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Mitt Romney posted:

Why didn't Trump do a huge rally

he got 30 minutes in prime time to cut off anyone elses speeches or coverage and knew they'd stick with the whole thing by it being a "press conference"

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Proposition Joe posted:

With 100% of votes counted, Bernie Sanders has won gay head:



I'm the only one who got this joke

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Flight of the Conchords asking a question

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
if paul ryan doesn't obey, i will gently caress him

i will gently caress him right in the mouth

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lol he's getting a bit flustered now


No one says 'cutter', Donald.


Note that he once again REFUSED to disavow the KKK. Again.

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015

"Paul Ryan is going to pay"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Ryan is going to get along with me or he has a big problem

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol that Christie has become Trumps unwilling Mussolini

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

lol

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
The vague look of confusion and/or fear on Christie's face that he just seems to constantly settle back into is amaaazzziinnggg.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
As someone who routinely watches Trump speeches and reports the more interesting moments for the forums, I have to say, it's pretty hilarious seeing all y'alls reactions to this one

This is what he does, and has been doing, and will be doing

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


trump's going to rebuild laguardia and win over the masses

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
All that poo poo in the middle east is built off of legit slave labor, Donald.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Some people say "Cutter."

Like... The people who live there and are the country?

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Fuckin' 'ell, Hill.

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