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What if Trump is arrogant enough to nominate Christie to be his VP??
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Toilet Mouth posted:Wait, is Christie going to be his running mate? Nono, he's just the attack dog
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InsanityIsCrazy posted:Nono, he's just the attack dog He's like the henchman in an 80's action movie?
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evilweasel posted:the senate isn't gerrymandered dude Not gerrymandered per se, but it's significantly non-representative and disenfranchises people living in larger states. By design, to be fair. e: Oh, that has nothing to do with the original question. Cruz won that primary because Texas Republicans are bible thumping tea partiers, and the general was not in question. AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Mar 2, 2016 |
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Toilet Mouth posted:He's like the henchman in an 80's action movie? Oddjob
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"Water!" gasped the king from the couch where they had laid him. They put a goblet to his bloody lips and he drank like a man half dead of thirst. "Good!" he grunted, falling back. "Slaying is cursed dry work." They had stanched the flow of blood, and the innate vitality of the mogul was asserting itself. "See first to the dagger wound in my side," he bade the court physicians. "Rubio wrote me a deathly song there, and keen was the stylus." "We should have hanged him long ago," gibbered Christie. "No good can come of junior senators--who is this?" He nervously touched Cruz's body with his sandalled toe. "By Mitra!" ejaculated the commander. "It is Ted, once count of Texas! What devil's work brought him up from his desert haunts?" "But why does he stare so?" whispered Christie, drawing away, his own eyes wide and a peculiar prickling among the short hairs at the back of his fat neck. The others fell silent as they gazed at the dead outlaw.
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Not Trump fan, but I gotta say his irrational self-confidence is growing on me.
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I feel like Rubio winning Minnesota is the outcome most likely to lead to the death of the republican party. I am excited.
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Toilet Mouth posted:Not Trump fan, but I gotta say his irrational self-confidence is growing on me. Be careful, that's how you get assimilated
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Toilet Mouth posted:Not Trump fan, but I gotta say his irrational self-confidence is growing on me. Let the warp take you
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Cthulhu Dreams posted:I feel like Rubio winning Minnesota is the outcome most likely to lead to the death of the republican party. I am excited. I'm just hoping that Kasich pulls off second in Massachusetts and Vermont so he stays in this until March 15th. Chaos reigns!
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Toilet Mouth posted:Not Trump fan, but I gotta say his irrational self-confidence is growing on me. Edit: if he became president he would be like a central African dictator and make protecting his personal insecurities state policy. It would be unspeakably awful. Samurai Sanders fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Mar 2, 2016 |
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Alucard Nacirema posted:I never want this election to end
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Peachstapler posted:Fox News saying Rick Scott is set to endorse Donald Trump. As a Floridian screw Rick Scott. Our last Governor election was just as lovely as this one is turning out to be. Scott vs Alex Sink was terrible.
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I'm trying to imagine what the bio/intro video is going to look like when Trump is formally nominated at the convention and I'm chomping up blank.
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Vladimir Putin posted:I'm trying to imagine what the bio/intro video is going to look like when Trump is formally nominated at the convention and I'm chomping up blank. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjonGtrCyVE
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Rubio has been spared from death by Minnesota, but this will only prolong his agony.
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TheTatteredKing posted:Be careful, that's how you get assimilated Well if we're going to elect a total catastrophe of a human being, at least Trump is an entertaining catastrophe.
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Cthulhu Dreams posted:I feel like Rubio winning Minnesota is the outcome most likely to lead to the death of the republican party. I am excited. People in the media were saying that Rubio need to win states in order to win, so I guess this means Rubio has won?
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AceRimmer posted:Cruz just called for Rubio to "prayerfully" drop out of the race. You can do that? Just tell the other candidates to drop out? poo poo, why don't they all do that?
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Rafael Bienvenito Cruz, black of hair, Rafael Edward Cruz, black of hair, Caroline Cruz...gold of hair
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Vladimir Putin posted:I'm trying to imagine what the bio/intro video is going to look like when Trump is formally nominated at the convention and I'm chomping up blank. Posted earlier, but it will involve Jewel's "Hands."
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:e: Oh, that has nothing to do with the original question. Cruz won that primary because Texas Republicans are bible thumping tea partiers, and the general was not in question. Nevermind he didn't
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Idiot Kicker posted:Posted earlier, but it will involve Jewel's "Hands." Not Jewel's tits? That seems more Trump's style.
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If this night has taught me anything it's that my convictions were accurate and Ted Cruz is an insufferable sack of poo poo.
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Peel posted:Rubio has been spared from death by Minnesota, but this will only prolong his agony. All of that loving poo poo he talked about trump and all he got was one state? WTF
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Vladimir Putin posted:All of that loving poo poo he talked about trump and all he got was one state? WTF Because Marco Rubio sucks rear end. Out of a water bottle.
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I like the idea of Ted Cruz much more than I like Ted Cruz, I mean jeez the things he's saying are significantly dumber and more unrealistic than whatever Trump was just saying.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Because Marco Rubio sucks rear end. Out of a water bottle.
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El Hefe posted:he's running on an ideology of hate and people are eating it up Donald Trump loves America. Hillary Clinton hates America. That is the real hate.
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Toilet Mouth posted:I like the idea of Ted Cruz much more than I like Ted Cruz, I mean jeez the things he's saying are significantly dumber and more unrealistic than whatever Trump was just saying.
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Vladimir Putin posted:All of that loving poo poo he talked about trump and all he got was one state? WTF Rubio will be the next to drop out. Calling it now.
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Samurai Sanders posted:How did the rear end get into the water bottle in the first place? That's one narrow rear end. Ever seen how Spam is made?
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