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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Yesss new thread title! Hah

Lifehack: put things back where they belong. Wallla and such.

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Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
Ah yes this is why I've taken to putting my keys in the fridge.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Eponine posted:

Ah yes this is why I've taken to putting my keys in the fridge.

If you put everything in the fridge, you'll know where to look.

Life Hack: keep all your belongings in a pile, so you'll know where they are.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
A fridge is large enough to contain all the things you really need in life #taoism #or #spouse #hacked?

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




nimby posted:

If you put everything in the fridge, you'll know where to look.

Life Hack: keep all your belongings in a pile, so you'll know where they are.

This is a better idea than you think it is. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/16/style/keeping-your-car-safe-from-electronic-thieves.html?_r=0

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Karate Bastard posted:

A fridge is large enough to contain all the things you really need in life #taoism #or #spouse #hacked?

Don't put your wife in the fridge please.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Choco1980 posted:

Don't put your wife in the fridge please.

Don't kinkshame

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
No, you should definitely clinkshame that

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You will find most body types can be hacked to fit in a fridge #beef #ham #whale #hackit

e: I mourn the opportunity to do it right the first time.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 12:42 on Feb 21, 2016

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Karate Bastard posted:

You will find most body types can be hacked to fit in a fridge #beef #ham #fish #hackit

how do you think i dealt with all that meat

so many fridges

so many fridges

so many fridges

meat meat meat neat

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q7VO3Hrrg0

e: No idea why this didn't embed initially.

razorrozar has a new favorite as of 19:32 on Feb 22, 2016

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



1. Mundane bullshit
2. Mundane bullshit
3. Mildly interesting but not world-changing bullshit.
4. Crazy pants tinfoil hat avoiding secret police madness.
5. Mundane bullshit.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Eponine posted:

Ah yes this is why I've taken to putting my keys in the fridge.

An unironic lifehack my friend uses is if you've got something in the fridge you need to take with you when you go out you put your keys on top of it (in the fridge) so you can't forget it when it's time to leave.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

cyberia posted:

An unironic lifehack my friend uses is if you've got something in the fridge you need to take with you when you go out you put your keys on top of under in it (in the fridge) so you can't forget it when it's time to leave.

There, fixed your weak sauce poo poo. Your puny hax are as mist to my forgetfulness. Scrub.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
Whenever I cook something I put my keys in the oven to make sure I've turned it off before I leave the house.

Then I give my brother the old spicy keychain

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


Judge Schnoopy posted:

Whenever I cook something I put my keys in the oven to make sure I've turned it off before I leave the house.

Then I give my brother the old spicy keychain

Awwwwww you'd give your brother the ol' spicy keychain?!!?

FishMist
Apr 24, 2005

*sniff sniff*

Judge Schnoopy posted:

Whenever I cook something I put my keys in the oven to make sure I've turned it off before I leave the house.

Then I give my brother the old spicy keychain

You rat!

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Judge Schnoopy posted:

Whenever I cook something I put my keys in the oven to make sure I've turned it off before I leave the house.

Then I give my brother the old spicy keychain

Sheesh. Faith in humanity: LOST!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Ryoshi posted:

Awwwwww you'd give your brother the ol' spicy keychain?!!?

Better than the ol' spicy dickhole.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

gently caress, I knew what that was going to be before I clicked it.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


God, I had forgotten about that.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



Christ, I'm reading this during my lunch break at work and laughing like a maniac but also trying to laugh silently like a maniac so that nobody comes by and asks me what's funny because there's no way I can explain this to any of my coworkers.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





2nd time I've seen that posted. Good poo poo

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
Every time I see my post that thread again, I start to laugh uncontrollably. :allears:

Roro has a new favorite as of 23:22 on Feb 23, 2016

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

CommonShore posted:

Christ, I'm reading this during my lunch break at work and laughing like a maniac but also trying to laugh silently like a maniac so that nobody comes by and asks me what's funny because there's no way I can explain this to any of my coworkers.

"That wacky Ellen, am I right?!?"

*smash monitor until it's disabled*

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Choco1980 posted:

Don't put your wife in the fridge please.

It worked out alright for Kyle Rayner

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Just throw a buttered ear of corn into the microwave for quick and easy popcorn! Walla!

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzUXHE1Frr4

Lifehack: Ruin a whole loving potato to cook an egg.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzUXHE1Frr4

Lifehack: Ruin a whole loving potato to cook an egg.

Yea and that egg looks delicious. :stare:

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
It's so perfect. The alternative is to poke a hole in the top of the eggshell and do the same thing. This improves upon that by wasting a potato and taking 30 minutes to cook.

What a wonderful lifehack.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzUXHE1Frr4

Lifehack: Ruin a whole loving potato to cook an egg.

I'm glad he took time out of harassing Spider-Man to do this.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzUXHE1Frr4

Lifehack: Ruin a whole loving potato to cook an egg.

I think I would much rather just roast the potato and cook the egg in it's shell around the outside of the fire. More calories even.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Couldn't you just use clay?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'd rather make a burn bowl then scramble eggs in that. The bowl could even be reused! Walla!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

davidspackage posted:

I'm glad he took time out of harassing Spider-Man to do this.

Yeah, really. Why is he wearing the mask? Is he too beautiful to be seen by human eyes?

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Yeah, really. Why is he wearing the mask? Is he too beautiful to be seen by human eyes?

That's NorthSurvival. When he first started he didn't star in any of his videos and just wanted to try sharing neat tricks with youtube. Now that he has a lot of subscribers he doesn't wear masks anymore.

He's also done stuff like brought cake mix out with him and baked a cake in an orangepeel. Everyone who does survival videos on youtube are pretty weird.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Jerry Cotton posted:

Couldn't you just use clay?

I'm not sure why you'd have potatoes and eggs but no actual cookware.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Life hacked into survival gear.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The Moon Monster posted:

I'm not sure why you'd have potatoes and eggs but no actual cookware.

It's a lot easier to steal potatoes than to steal eggs, and a lot easier to steal eggs than cookware.

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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


But it is pretty hard to get onto the internet to watch hobo lifehacks when you're busy trying to steal potatoes and eggs.

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