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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

blarzgh posted:

Somebody find the ultra-cringe video where the nerdy guy on a panel says, "its not incest porn if you turn the sound off."


I'm not googling that at work.
That... huh.

By that logic, it also is incest porn if you turn the sound off.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mezzanine posted:

But does Dino lay egg?
IS TRUE that I'm sad you beat me to the joke.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

My Lovely Horse posted:

That... huh.

By that logic, it also is incest porn if you turn the sound off.

Some guy on a morning zoo radio show out here was talking about how he has to search out incest porn in other languages because the incest part weirds him out. Like, okay yeah it's weird... so why are you searching out incest porn to begin with?

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

blarzgh posted:

Somebody find the ultra-cringe video where the nerdy guy on a panel says, "its not incest porn if you turn the sound off."


I'm not googling that at work.

Does this mean deaf people are incapable of incest?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ak Gara posted:

Ghost In The Shell isn't about "are AI people" it's "are people still people" If you replace your legs with bionic legs are you still Human? Of course you are.

What about also replacing your arms with cool super strong ones, and replacing your heart & lungs with an electric pump. And your eyes with cameras, ears with super microphones, etc.

How much of you needs to be left to still qualify as Human?

Then what if you made a synthetic brain comparable to a Human one and downloaded yourself. The phrase "ghost's can't be copied" more accurately translates to "souls can't be copied"

ANIME WORDS!

The answer is still no. Its a load of bullshit fiction. Until it is a thing, and problem, it doesn't matter and the answer is no.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

KozmoNaut posted:

I find the southern states with "black" and "ebony" preferences a lot more interesting.

Those states have high black populations.

Much like how Hawaii has a notably high Asian population. People wanna see porn of people who look like themselves.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Baron von Eevl posted:

Some guy on a morning zoo radio show out here was talking about how he has to search out incest porn in other languages because the incest part weirds him out. Like, okay yeah it's weird... so why are you searching out incest porn to begin with?

Because all the good milf porn is incest-themed :(

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

theflyingorc posted:

People wanna see porn of people who look like themselves.

Hence "cartoons"

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


-confusion
-understanding
-horror
-laughter
-horror

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

NotAnArtist posted:

-confusion
-understanding
-horror
-laughter
-horror

It's an easy to mistake to make. I bet it's even full of the same stuff as a sock thrown under someone's bed would be.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


theflyingorc posted:

Those states have high black populations.

Much like how Hawaii has a notably high Asian population. People wanna see porn of people who look like themselves.

I liked the idea that southern racist hicks are all in denial of their secret jungle fever better :(

NotAnArtist posted:

-confusion
-understanding
-horror
-laughter
-horror

Every bit as stretchy as the real thing, according to the internet.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

NotAnArtist posted:

-horror
-laughter
-horror

:stonklol:

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Snatch Duster posted:

The answer is still no. Its a load of bullshit fiction. Until it is a thing, and problem, it doesn't matter and the answer is no.

GITS SAC 2nd Gig spoiler:

There is no soul. :v:

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

Mezzanine posted:

But does Dino lay egg?

Make egg, throw egg is true!

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

canyoneer posted:

The owner of a boat started calling the parts of it different words ("deck" instead of "floor", "stern" instead of "rear", etc.)
Eventually every part of the boat (now called "ship") had been renamed, and you're left with the Ship of Thesaurus.

Thank you.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

Snatch Duster posted:

The answer is still no. Its a load of bullshit fiction. Until it is a thing, and problem, it doesn't matter and the answer is no.

I too think philosophy is pointless.

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

My Lovely Horse posted:

That... huh.

By that logic, it also is incest porn if you turn the sound off.

Schrodinger's porn

Arcade
Sep 10, 2007

Snatch Duster posted:

Here is the simple and correct answer, no. AI are not people.

If you can't make Soylent Green out of it, it's not people.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

:nws: http://www.fktionary.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/enhanced-7010-1421575335-5-832x500.jpg

Somebody has a new favorite as of 00:40 on Mar 5, 2016

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

KozmoNaut posted:

I find the southern states with "black" and "ebony" preferences a lot more interesting.

Most black people live in the south. Can't imagine why.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
That picture isn't funny!

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

FreudianSlippers posted:


Most black people live in the south. Can't imagine why.

And when you winnow it down by category views instead of search terms, it fits that demographic map even better.



I wish pundits used these maps last night;
'Bernie is solidly locking down the teen vote, as predicted, but surprisingly, with his narrow win in Oklahoma, may be making in-roads into lesbian country.'

Side note; the pornhub analytics site is basically my new favorite data resource.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

MacheteZombie posted:

That picture isn't funny!

White people live in states like THIS black people live in states like THIS!

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jia posted:

I too think philosophy is pointless.

it is. its intellectual masturbation and nothing more

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Snatch Duster posted:

it is. its intellectual masturbation and nothing more

Everything is pointless, life is a random firing of electrical and chemical bonds with no meaning behind it and the vast empty universe cares not whether you live or die as the concept of 'caring' is something invented to rationalize hormones released to change behavior to ensure the viability of offspring.

In shorter words, shut the gently caress up.

Here is a goat

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Snatch Duster posted:

it is. its intellectual masturbation and nothing more

What's wrong with masturbation?

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Kwyndig posted:

Everything is pointless, life is a random firing of electrical and chemical bonds with no meaning behind it and the vast empty universe cares not whether you live or die as the concept of 'caring' is something invented to rationalize hormones released to change behavior to ensure the viability of offspring.
prove it, nerd

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Kwyndig posted:

Everything is pointless, life is a random firing of electrical and chemical bonds with no meaning behind it and the vast empty universe cares not whether you live or die as the concept of 'caring' is something invented to rationalize hormones released to change behavior to ensure the viability of offspring.

In shorter words, shut the gently caress up.

lol, sorry you wasted your life and money on that philosophy degree hahaha

the only thing that matters in this life is getting them to sign on the line that is dotted.

Who What Now posted:

What's wrong with masturbation?

nothing as long as you accept it is pointless

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Snatch Duster posted:

nothing as long as you accept it is pointless

Pointless how? It has a very clear point.

See, this is why we need better sex ed in America.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Who What Now posted:

Pointless how? It has a very clear point.

See, this is why we need better sex ed in America.

From every angle except "Individual enjoyment" it's a pointless exercise.

It wastes calories, it does not propagate your genes, it does not sustain your life. It is overall a net "loss" for your system. The only thing gained is a temporary good feeling, reduction in stressor hormones and a quick jolt of dopamine.

Now, that I've given you the text book bullshit, try and imagine a life where you are only allowed to orgasm for reproduction. gently caress you biologists.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Who What Now posted:

Pointless how? It has a very clear point.

See, this is why we need better sex ed in America.

Without masturbation how would we have internet treasures like the disgusting chair?

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

Philosophy guides laws and regulations soooooo

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Solice Kirsk posted:

Without masturbation how would we have internet treasures like the disgusting chair?



:magical:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Solice Kirsk posted:

Without masturbation how would we have internet treasures like the disgusting chair?



Hell, were would WE be without masturbation? Most of this site's content is is related to it in some way: we gawk at the weird fetishes people have, show off pictures of what are undeniably wank material, and even make posts that are masturbatory in nature, just like Snatch Duster.

Edit: Looking at that pic again, I gotta say that the cum stains aren't as bad as the spot where he clearly took a poo poo.

MizPiz has a new favorite as of 21:27 on Mar 2, 2016

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

MizPiz posted:

Hell, were would WE be without masturbation? Most of this site's content is is related to it in some way: we gawk at the weird fetishes people have, show off pictures of what are undeniably wank material, and even make posts that are masturbatory in nature, just like Snatch Duster.

Imagine a mandelbrot set made up circlejerks within circlejerks within circlejerks. That's the SA archives.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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MizPiz posted:

Hell, were would WE be without masturbation? Most of this site's content is is related to it in some way: we gawk at the weird fetishes people have, show off pictures of what are undeniably wank material, and even make posts that are masturbatory in nature, just like Snatch Duster.

Edit: Looking at that pic again, I gotta say that the cum stains aren't as bad as the spot where he clearly took a poo poo.

The worst part for me is that there is a ring of sweat stains around the whole thing. I can only hope they were naked in the chair most of the time because otherwise there were sweatpants on that man.....and those sweatpants would be even worse.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

The worst part for me is that there is a ring of sweat stains around the whole thing. I can only hope they were naked in the chair most of the time because otherwise there were sweatpants on that man.....and those sweatpants would be even worse.

What makes you so sure it was a man?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Women don't poop.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

FreudianSlippers posted:

White people live in states like EH EHEH EHEH EHHH black people live in states like DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT

for reference

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

MizPiz posted:

Hell, were would WE be without masturbation? Most of this site's content is is related to it in some way: we gawk at the weird fetishes people have, show off pictures of what are undeniably wank material, and even make posts that are masturbatory in nature, just like Snatch Duster.

Edit: Looking at that pic again, I gotta say that the cum stains aren't as bad as the spot where he clearly took a poo poo.

Masturbation is very important, so likening philosophy to it means Snatch Duster must also think it is very important, he's just bad at saying it.

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