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Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

Sunderland released a statement http://www.safc.com/news/club-news/2016/march/club-statement

Some people on twitter saying that the CEO had access to all the texts though, or that Johnson admitted to kissing the girl to the club. Attempting to cover their arses?

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
most people on twitter spout utter bullshit tho'

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

I was gonna say journos but point taken.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Overminty posted:

Some people on twitter saying that the CEO had access to all the texts though, or that Johnson admitted to kissing the girl to the club. Attempting to cover their arses?

Johnson claimed during the trial that he had told the club about the kissing and shared all the information with them. All comes down to how much you trust the word of a convicted kiddy kisser who made the claims after they publicly fired him for pleading guilty.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Skinty McEdger posted:

convicted kiddy kisser

mods rename me

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett


five years for fingering a 15 year old

it's political correctness gone mad, stew

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
It should be at least 15 years IMO.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

He looks like Wes Welker

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

Tsaedje posted:

So you can get your chants factually accurate he is guilty of kissing and sexually touching a child but not guilty of receiving a blowie from her
the victim will hear this every time she watches sunderland. sick bantz lads

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

8raz posted:

the victim will hear this every time she watches sunderland. sick bantz lads

to the tune of just about anything, you're not going to bother to make it scan anyway

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

8raz posted:

the victim will hear this every time she watches sunderland. sick bantz lads

you think she'll be going out of her way to watch sunderland?

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

JFairfax posted:

you think she'll be going out of her way to watch sunderland?
she was a season ticket holder

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

8raz posted:

she was a season ticket holder

hahah drat, I didn't know that!

johnson really hosed up having a groupie

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

We live in a world where a detailed debate about the length of Adam Johnson's pubes actually lead to enough reasonable doubt to get him off one of his charges.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
pubes grow back quite quickly

Lenin Riefenstahl
Sep 18, 2003

That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!
now you tell us!

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


I only just took a look at all the messages exchanged, not just the ones summaries picked and...

quote:

AJ: ‘You owe me’

AJ: ‘I thought I would have got a thank you kiss for the shirt’

AJ: ‘I will get this thank you, it had better be worth it’

loving Christ. What a sick loving wanker, I hope he rots

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

dex_sda posted:

I only just took a look at all the messages exchanged, not just the ones summaries picked and...


loving Christ. What a sick loving wanker, I hope he rots

A lot worse than some embarrassing pick-up lines for sure

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Skinty McEdger posted:

We live in a world where a detailed debate about the length of Adam Johnson's pubes actually lead to enough reasonable doubt to get him off one of his charges.

Not only that, but a detailed discussion of what his team-mates kneww about the length of his pubes.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

BrigadierSensible posted:

Not only that, but a detailed discussion of what his team-mates kneww about the length of his pubes.

I think it's imperative that we know what Wes Brown knew about Adam Johnson's pubes.

mrg220t
Mar 5, 2007

Kitty no go hungry again with finger food!!!
He's going to be the superstar of the prison football team.

Oceanbound
Jan 19, 2008

Time to let the dead be dead.

dex_sda posted:

I only just took a look at all the messages exchanged, not just the ones summaries picked and...


loving Christ. What a sick loving wanker, I hope he rots

There's also the instruction "keep deleting our convos"

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
From the left wing at Sunderland to the nonce wing at Frankland

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Oceanbound posted:

There's also the instruction "keep deleting our convos"

Not like it gets rid of it from the phone records.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Soulex posted:

Not like it gets rid of it from the phone records.

You'd have to be a real dumbass to keep poo poo like this in a discoverable format

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Bovril Delight posted:

You'd have to be a real dumbass to keep poo poo like this in a discoverable format

He is a footballer.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Adam Johnson's career torpedoed by a drat johnson

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



BBC posted:

Adam Johnson's conviction shows PFA 'must educate'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35719938

Apparently footballers need to have classes on why kiddy fiddling is bad

quote:

"Situations such as this, unfortunately, demonstrate that this is a vital area for our focus and that there is still much work to do."

The players' union said its training programmes incorporate "the theme of personal integrity for all professional players, ensuring they are fully informed on such issues and includes sexual consent, standards of behaviour and respectful relationships in person and on social media".

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Footballers duped into sending Facebook messages to '16-year-old girl' in social media test by Fulham

quote:

The expert posed as a 16-year-old girl, who claimed to be a Fulham supporter and sent messages to players via Facebook.

Former manager Kit Symons revealed some players were caught out by the test.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Why the hell would they publicize this?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
The ghost of Michael Jackson still haunts Fulham.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
The ghost of the Jackson statue made them do it

E: dammit lol

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
:ms:

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


So Fulham basically teaches it's footballers how not to get caught

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
This guy's available

https://www.facebook.com/TheOfficialHumourBible/videos/1717859925163514/

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

How loving thick can you possibly be?

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/mar/08/footballer-adam-johnson-sister-justice-for-johnson-facebook

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


That loving picture a hahahahhahahaha

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

That's class

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Love how it's the sister since the girlfriend dumped him in court and has deleted all his stuff online.

Team AJ BJ

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