Political Cartoons 2016: One For Rall & Rall For One

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loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Hitler B. Natural posted:

One out of four's not bad. Also I thought a gayman was a small crocodile.

It's the guy who wrote Sandman, right? I thought he was already married to the Dresden Dolls lady

# ? Mar 2, 2016 22:06

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 20:29

Volcanic Vents: Mar 28, 2009

Hitler B. Natural posted:

One out of four's not bad. Also I thought a gayman was a small crocodile.

You're thinking of the Porsche sport-ute crossover

# ? Mar 2, 2016 22:07

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

El Scotch posted:

Pope? Pope.

The chickens coming home :aaa:

# ? Mar 2, 2016 22:09

Trogdos!: Jul 11, 2009; A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Ben Garrison posted:

Trump won as predicted and at first it looked like he might sweep all the states except Texas, which is Cruz�s home state. Cruz actually took Oklahoma too, as well as Alaska. Rubio won his first primary�Minnesota.

Rubio sure does like to repeat himself. I heard him call Trump a �con man� at least a dozen times Tuesday night. Trump may be saying the populist things people want to hear. Is he sincere? I guess we�ll find out once he�s elected. However, we do know that con men already populate both parties. HIllary Clinton in particular has a lot of experience with tricking people. She and her rapist husband are both grifters who will lie through their teeth to gain power and money. During her victory speech she croaked that we all need to be more �kind and loving.� Sure, Hillary. Is that how you acted when you yelled at secret service men to �pick up your f___ing bags?� Was it kindness that made you torment your hubbie�s female victims? Was it love that let prompted you to let people die in Benghazi? Was leaving a murdered Vince Foster in a park an act of love on your part? Was it kind of you to accuse an innocent and devoted man of graft so you could move your own people into the travel office? (Travelgate). It amazes me how Hillary manages to find adoring voters. Don�t people even research this woman?

I beg of you, please buy my scribbles. If for some reason you want to see them, here's Kirschen's preview of the book.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 22:38

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

I am pretty sure Ben Garrison would make out with Trump if he asked nicely

# ? Mar 2, 2016 22:45

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

# ? Mar 2, 2016 22:50

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Trogdos! posted:

"Stump me with a riddle, Roland," laughed Trump the Mono,"Stump me and I'll let your Ka-Tet live."

# ? Mar 2, 2016 22:58

A Winner is Jew: Feb 14, 2008; by exmarx

Jerusalem posted:

"Stump me with a riddle, Roland," laughed Trump the Mono,"Stump me and I'll let your Ka-Tet live."

# ? Mar 2, 2016 23:00

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

Jerusalem posted:

"Stump me with a riddle, Roland," laughed Trump the Mono,"Stump me and I'll let your Ka-Tet live."

"What's sadder than a dead baby?"

"DONALD TRUMP'S TINY FINGERS!"

# ? Mar 2, 2016 23:01

I Am Fowl: Mar 8, 2008; nononononono

achillesforever6 posted:

If America is dead does that mean I can declare myself the 2nd Emperor of the United States?

About time we settled the succession crisis. It's been almost 140 years since Emperor Norton died.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 23:11

fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

"Stump me with a riddle, Roland," laughed Trump the Mono,"Stump me and I'll let your Ka-Tet live."

Nice

# ? Mar 2, 2016 23:21

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

Garrison is voting for Trump and he's chastising people for not researching Hillary. And that's right after "is he a con-man? I dunno."

The dude is becoming the Mitt Fits of this election, and I eagerly anticipate watching his lovely little heart break in two.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 00:08

KillerJunglist: May 22, 2007; Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Trogdos! posted:

He even drew Trump in a way that could be re-interpreted as heiling. It's like he knows that 4chan is just waiting :allears:

Trogdos! posted:

I beg of you, please buy my scribbles. If for some reason you want to see them, here's Kirschen's preview of the book.

Odd that he would put pictures that are ugly as sin in his holy text.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 00:29

Lady Naga: Apr 25, 2008; Voyons Donc!

KillerJunglist posted:

He even drew Trump in a way that could be re-interpreted as heiling. It's like he knows that 4chan is just waiting

You're really stretching.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 00:33

KillerJunglist: May 22, 2007; Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Lady Naga posted:

You're really stretching.

Wait, isn't Garrison the one that 4chan (or somebody) always turns super anti-semetic? Or am I thinking of someone else?

# ? Mar 3, 2016 00:34

Lady Naga: Apr 25, 2008; Voyons Donc!

KillerJunglist posted:

Wait, isn't Garrison the one that 4chan (or somebody) always turns super anti-semetic? Or am I thinking of someone else?

No I'm saying that that's just a regular-looking wave and you have to reach to interpret it as a heil. Unless you think all waving looks like a heil I guess.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 00:36

ThePeavstenator: Dec 18, 2012; Establish the Buns

Lady Naga posted:

No I'm saying that that's just a regular-looking wave and you have to reach to interpret it as a heil. Unless you think all waving looks like a heil I guess.

They're talking about how 4chan photoshops all of Garrison's cartoons to reflect neo-nazi views

# ? Mar 3, 2016 00:54

Cloud Potato: Jan 9, 2011; "I'm... happy!"

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on George Osborne and taxing higher earners � The chancellor has said the tax take from Britain�s highest earners has increased by �8bn despite his reduction in the top rate of income tax"

Telegraph:

Doctors urge schools to ban tackling in rugby

Times:

After Grant Wood and Munch.

Mail:
Mac on... Cameron's EU propaganda campaign

# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:56

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:11

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

vyelkin posted:

There should be blood running off one of the swords.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:22

The Larch: Jan 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Samurai Sanders posted:

There should be blood running off one of the swords.

There is.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:23

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

The Larch posted:

There is.

I was thinking blood running down the sword and dripping off the hilt since its at that angle.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:27

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

Good Ol' Chip Bok posted:

New Jersey tough guy Governor Chris Christie was once smitten with President Obama. But now that�s all water under the bridge. He left the president�s warm embrace for Donald Trump.

Christie and The Donald appeared on stage together last night at Trump�s victory press conference. The governor introduced his new boss as �Mr. Trump�.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:28

Stayne Falls: Aug 11, 2007; Everything was beautiful

Does MacKay scan his cartoons? That's a really sloppy cut and paste on that word balloon.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:37

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

I loveovich Luckovich :allears:

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:41

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

1

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:50

spamman: Jul 11, 2002; Chin up Tiger, There is always next season...

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Where do you get those from? The one here has a different final panel.

http://www.sfchronicle.com/bad_reporter/

# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:19

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Trogdos! posted:

I laughed at this one, and honestly it's pretty much accurate.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

1

Not cool Luckovich. I appreciate the burn, but it's still making light of James Foley's death. We would (and did) despise Republican cartoonists using this to take potshots at Obama last year.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:30

Mc Do Well: Aug 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

fade5 posted:

Not cool Luckovich. I appreciate the burn, but it's still making light of James Foley's death. We would (and did) despise Republican cartoonists using this to take potshots at Obama last year.

Yeah I found that one more shocking than funny, too.

Maybe I'll commission a Ben Garrison of Trump flying his jet into the towers of Bush Legacies I and II. Same level of taste.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:32

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

McDowell posted:

Yeah I found that one more shocking than funny, too.

Maybe I'll commission a Ben Garrison of Trump flying his jet into the towers of Bush Legacies I and II. Same level of taste.

Except this one is good because that is exactly the expression Christie had.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:36

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Jerusalem posted:

"Stump me with a riddle, ~~Roland~~ Rubio," laughed Trump the Mono,"Stump me and I'll let your ~~Ka-Tet~~ Campaign live."

I had the same idea, and am not ashamed to piggy-back of your far-better execution than what I'd originally come up with.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 04:00

AVeryLargeRadish: Aug 19, 2011; I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

fade5 posted:

I laughed at this one, and honestly it's pretty much accurate.

Not cool Luckovich. I appreciate the burn, but it's still making light of James Foley's death. We would (and did) despise Republican cartoonists using this to take potshots at Obama last year.

It's joking on the fact that tons of people were saying that Christie had the expression of a person about to be executed by ISIS(or cupcake-dog.jpg) while standing behind Trump at his press-conference-cum-victory-speech last night.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 04:11

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

AVeryLargeRadish posted:

It's joking on the fact that tons of people were saying that Christie had the expression of a person about to be executed by ISIS(or cupcake-dog.jpg) while standing behind Trump at his press-conference-cum-victory-speech last night.

Oh yeah I definitely laughed at Christie's thousand-yard stare, it was great watching him just stand there behind Trump.

I guess I just don't find ISIL stuff funny after following the Middle East for too long. :shrug:

What I'd like would be doing basically the same joke another way; just replace this dude with Christie:

# ? Mar 3, 2016 04:25

Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

"Stump me with a riddle, Roland," laughed Trump the Mono,"Stump me and I'll let your Ka-Tet live."

Flawless.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 05:58

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

spamman posted:

Where do you get those from? The one here has a different final panel.

http://www.sfchronicle.com/bad_reporter/

http://www.gocomics.com/badreporter

He seems to make them in the larger format and again in the newspaper strip version. Usually they're identical, not sure why there's a difference on this one.

e: Looks like there are more of them on your site, maybe he only makes certain ones as the large format? The Gocomics site updates every Wednesday and Friday, maybe I've been missing a bunch that aren't posted there.

NoEyedSquareGuy fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Mar 3, 2016

# ? Mar 3, 2016 06:10

Sardonik: Jul 1, 2005; if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

I am genuinely surprised that nobody broke out the "Hillary Wins Big on Super Tuesday" Marx statue cartoon here.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 06:16

Xanderkish: Aug 10, 2011; Hello!

fade5 posted:

What I'd like would be doing basically the same joke another way; just replace this dude with Christie:

God, I love that picture. The dude's eyes man. Those loving eyes.

Rorus Raz posted:

The dude is becoming the Mitt Fits of this election, and I eagerly anticipate watching his lovely little heart break in two.

One of the things keeping me sane through all this bullshit is the knowledge that if/when Hillary wins, it will be amazing to watch these motherfuckers squirm.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 06:31

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Xanderkish posted:

God, I love that picture. The dude's eyes man. Those loving eyes.

But endless war is great. And if we don't support war then the ~~communists~~ terrorists win.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 06:44

eviltastic: Feb 8, 2004; Fan of Britches

fade5 posted:

Didn't know anything about Tom Lea until today. Thanks for posting that and getting me to reverse-GIS it.
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Cpt.Americant: Mar 30, 2010

ThePeavstenator posted:

They're talking about how 4chan photoshops all of Garrison's cartoons to reflect neo-nazi views

They don't do that any more do they? Ever since he started going full gamergate/anti-SJW/alt-right the edits have basically stopped and they love him now. Unless I'm seriously mistaken, but I've seen him unironically posted on reddit so that should tell you something.

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