NFL Offseason March - Falling down, hard and long

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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Detroit_Dogg posted:

let us also not forget the times where he couldn't run a route without committing the most blatant offensive pass interference that didn't involve bringing a horse and lance onto the field

Somewhere Eric Berry shudders and doesn't know why.

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The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Chromatic posted:

So loving good.

That was a great game too. Love that 2011 team. Well, minus Lee Evans and Billy Cundif.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:27

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

can't wait until Irsay excitedly tweet about signing an impact wide receiver and it's roddy white.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:32

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Eddie Lacy is looking not as fat.

https://twitter.com/NFLonCBS/status/705081831956156416

# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:55

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

That was Eddie Lacy the Greasy

This is Eddie Lacy the White

# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:59

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

i'm pretty bummed out i ignored the manziel and missed out on some star trek chat

# ? Mar 3, 2016 04:05

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

this'll cheer you up then

# ? Mar 3, 2016 04:06

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

TubeStank posted:

Eddie Lacy is looking not as fat.

https://twitter.com/NFLonCBS/status/705081831956156416

Makes sense, the season is over and he's most likely left Wisconsin.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 04:07

7 RING SHRIMP: Oct 3, 2012

Sour Diesel posted:

being a jets/dolphins/bills fan has terrible effects on the mind

So good

# ? Mar 3, 2016 04:09

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

this'll cheer you up then

So you're saying I should bet the farm on the Bills getting the #1 pick next year?

# ? Mar 3, 2016 04:11

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

this'll cheer you up then

this guy is hype as gently caress for the ryan bros. traveling circus.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 04:19

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Coldforge posted:

Makes sense, the season is over and he's most likely left Wisconsin.

Yeah but also he's been doing p90x or whatever it's called after getting hated on by fat mike

# ? Mar 3, 2016 04:19

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

this'll cheer you up then

These are the dumbest tattoos.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 05:07

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

TubeStank posted:

Yeah but also he's been doing p90x or whatever it's called after getting hated on by fat mike

don't play like you haven't done ABBBB RIPPPERRRR EXXXXX at least twice.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 05:22

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

this'll cheer you up then

I can only hope both he and his tattoo artist backflipped face first onto the table when they finished it

# ? Mar 3, 2016 05:37

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

shiksa posted:

don't play like you haven't done ABBBB RIPPPERRRR EXXXXX at least twice.

Hey guys if you do butterfly kicks for 20 minutes you'll go to failure.

Thanks in advance for your :10bux:

i did it like four times a week

# ? Mar 3, 2016 05:38

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

this'll cheer you up then

bet he smells like cheese irl

# ? Mar 3, 2016 05:49

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

The beard is worse than the tattoo.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 06:01

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

"beard"

# ? Mar 3, 2016 06:02

7 RING SHRIMP: Oct 3, 2012

shiksa posted:

don't play like you haven't done ABBBB RIPPPERRRR EXXXXX at least twice.

German Potato Soup!

# ? Mar 3, 2016 06:08

FINGERBLASTER69: Nov 15, 2014

Sick tat; not getting mine until the Panthers actually win one tho lol

# ? Mar 3, 2016 08:25

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Only shaving half your chest is a cool look imo

# ? Mar 3, 2016 08:39

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

On the topic of timelines, when do they usually announce the Hard Knocks team?

# ? Mar 3, 2016 09:18

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

FINGERBLASTER69 posted:

Sick tat; not getting mine until the Panthers actually win one tho lol

That's cool, tattoos aren't for everyone.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 09:29

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Azhais posted:

On the topic of timelines, when do they usually announce the Hard Knocks team?

About a week ago, it is the Saints

# ? Mar 3, 2016 10:37

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Chichevache posted:

That's cool, tattoos aren't for everyone.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 10:37

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

I'm getting worried about the mental health of Eagles fans. Every single one that posts here and even EDP445, perpetually infuriated with the franchise, are happy with the Bradford resigning :ohdear:

# ? Mar 3, 2016 11:36

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Mystic Stylez posted:

I'm getting worried about the mental health of Eagles fans. Every single one that posts here and even EDP445, perpetually infuriated with the franchise, are happy with the Bradford resigning

From being a life long Liverpool fan ive learned to deal with crushing disappointment, I find it easier just to roll with it and love my stupid dumb team regardless of what happens.

Bradford is still a total coinflip, he had a really sketchy line and a system that really didnt fit him last year so maybe a more pocket passing system with a "better" o line will suit him. If not then gently caress it, were still in the nfce which means anyone can get to the playoffs.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 12:13

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Skinny Lacey will rush for 400 yards against your defense though so dumping 14 games for a higher draft pick is the correct strategy for your team.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 15:11

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Mystic Stylez posted:

I'm getting worried about the mental health of Eagles fans. Every single one that posts here and even EDP445, perpetually infuriated with the franchise, are happy with the Bradford resigning

That's the only way to deal with Bradford as a starting QB because this is for sure the year he puts it all together.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 15:20

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

DeflateGate Version 2.0 starts today!

# ? Mar 3, 2016 15:22

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

So if he was actually juicing shouldnt we call it InflateGate

# ? Mar 3, 2016 15:25

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

CyberPingu posted:

So if he was actually juicing shouldnt we call it InflateGate

Have you seen the evolution of Peyton Manning's forehead? :manning:

# ? Mar 3, 2016 16:20

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Watch out, someone made a joke at St. Tommy's expense so here come the t-cells to attack

# ? Mar 3, 2016 16:28

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Mystic Stylez posted:

I'm getting worried about the mental health of Eagles fans. Every single one that posts here and even EDP445, perpetually infuriated with the franchise, are happy with the Bradford resigning

Fans are almost always more positive regarding a mediocre QB than outside onlookers. It's only good QBs where you get a lot of rabid detractors. See Basil, Parmesan.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 16:51

FINGERBLASTER69: Nov 15, 2014

Eifert Posting posted:

Fans are almost always more positive regarding a mediocre QB than outside onlookers. It's only good QBs where you get a lot of rabid detractors. See Basil, Parmesan.

Alex Smith is not good...he's barely a top 25 guy in the league

# ? Mar 3, 2016 17:04

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

FINGERBLASTER69 posted:

Alex Smith is not good...he's barely a top 25 guy in the league

Except in stuff like Advanced Statistics. And production. And common sense.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 17:05

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

10/32 over twenty yards last season is all I'll be adding to this debate. I've fought against Smith a million times already.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 17:07

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Well, Panthers cut Charles Johnson. Continuing to get rid of those Hurney contracts.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 17:14

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Here is the criteria by which Parm Basil bases his Alex Smith critique

(1) Does he slang it deep?

NO?! gently caress THAT GUY

# ? Mar 3, 2016 17:16

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