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snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
Mate zapalovič?

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




the jizz taxi posted:

Why does this guy speak with a uvular R. Is Russian not his native language?
its a common speech defect, as far as speech defects in russian go. people with them usually either cant pronounce r properly, be it uvular r or l instead of r at all, and/or have a lisp.
im not sure why, but around 90s speech defects were very common. i remember half of my highschool class going to speech correction classes when we were in the elementary school

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

same

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

Belarussian Kvas is a pretty legit drink I gotta say. Seems like the perfect drink to alternate with when you're out on the piss.

Lucky Cat
May 1, 2009

This is how potatoes are farmed, yes?

http://youtu.be/V-FADEaN7QM

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Lucky Cat posted:

This is how potatoes are farmed, yes?

http://youtu.be/V-FADEaN7QM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGkWEUZwJ_c
potato-3, this is krokodil-actual, do you read me? potato-3, this is krokodil-actual, please come in!

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014

kalstrams posted:

its a common speech defect, as far as speech defects in russian go. people with them usually either cant pronounce r properly, be it uvular r or l instead of r at all, and/or have a lisp.
im not sure why, but around 90s speech defects were very common. i remember half of my highschool class going to speech correction classes when we were in the elementary school

its because your civilisation collapsed probably

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


I heard that in russia the people wear shoes 2 sizes too small so that at the end of the day they have something good to look forward to when they take off shoes?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Actually it's so they can't smuggle potato out of work in shoe.

Irony is, they have no jobs.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




steinrokkan posted:

Actually it's so they can't smuggle potato out of work in shoe.

Irony is, they have no jobs.
actually its because they dont sell shoes for normal people
i have annual ritual of accruing disappointance by coming into stores and asking "do you have size 51 shoes"

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

kalstrams posted:

actually its because they dont sell shoes for normal people
i have annual ritual of accruing disappointance by coming into stores and asking "do you have size 51 shoes"

Have you tried clown shops?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Hogge Wild posted:

Have you tried clown shops?
for or run by? :v:

Melian Dialogue
Jan 9, 2015

NOT A RACIST
Can't tell if this is satire or not. Titled "My best friend is President Putin"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp9pfvneKf4&t=100s

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Someone will steal the batteries.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008



Is gun knife.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

kalstrams posted:

actually its because they dont sell shoes for normal people
i have annual ritual of accruing disappointance by coming into stores and asking "do you have size 51 shoes"

WHat the hell, you really do have some clown poo poo going on there buddy:
US EU UK
16.5 51 16

I've never found a store that has anything bigger than like a size 13, but basketball players gotta get their shoes somewhere right? In fact I just googled and loads of places here sell clown shoes in your size online.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




winter boots come in large sizes, so do basketball sneakers. rest of the year i wear flipflops
one of my buddies has size 56, he has to order custom footwear

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Are you from land of the giants or something or do you just have abnormally large feet like Peggy Hill?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




spud posted:

Are you from land of the giants or something or do you just have abnormally large feet like Peggy Hill?
i have large feet even for being 6'5". dude i mentioned is 7'1"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Wedemeyer posted:



Is gun knife.

Yeah I played MGS 2.

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:
I guess we can add bronies to the list of Eastern Europe's biggest exports, alongside dashcam videos and ransomware
http://www.pornhub.com/insights/pornhub-my-little-pony

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



why does eastern Europe like the ponys

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


I expected better of Finland

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




frajaq posted:

I expected better of Finland
Hehehaha.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

frajaq posted:

I expected better of Finland

why

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

frajaq posted:

I expected better of Finland

its a literal swamp country

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
I think it's less that they want to gently caress the ponies in Finland, it's just that they are amazed by colors.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
the bog-dwarfs of suomi are sexual deviants. quelle surprise.

simplyhorribul
Jul 30, 2013

frajaq posted:

I expected better of Finland
Don't.

simplyhorribul fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Mar 4, 2016

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Doctor Bombadil posted:

The one on the left is obviously dwarf, not hobbit.

The one on the right is clearly related to Sylvester Stallone.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

frajaq posted:

I expected better of Finland

Swamp mongols sure love their ponies.

Lucky Cat
May 1, 2009

Do any cars survive Russian winters? :psyduck:

http://youtu.be/tGg61d3T6vE

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

Blistex posted:

Holy loving hell! I've seen krokodil amputations, but that was somehow worse.

There's always more, and it's always worse.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwadpGdskCM

This one has a dude who is 19 or something, but looks 9 due to solvents.
Also - Subterranean homeless people, aids galore, heroin, teen prostitutes, pet rats, pack dogs, mad-max hair, death, despair

Yermaw Zahoor fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Mar 5, 2016

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

kalstrams posted:

actually its because they dont sell shoes for normal people
i have annual ritual of accruing disappointance by coming into stores and asking "do you have size 51 shoes"

Brother-cousin?! I need up to size 52 depending on material and country of manufacture, even finding 48 is hard in Sweden nowadays. Parents from Finland northern and north-eastern, I got the big-everything genes the winter-war fighting grandparents had. No wonder we won.

And every shoe store in town knows me, eyerolls from all but the new staff the moment I walk in.

Ghosts n Gopniks fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Mar 5, 2016

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3




but that picture is cool. Am I supposed to look down on finland or not?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




yea i tried getting shoes here in uppsala but ended up not getting them at all, much like in my latvian hometown they rolled eyes and told me to go to the capital

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

kalstrams posted:

i have large feet even for being 6'5". dude i mentioned is 7'1"

:(:hf::( 6'5 size 16 buddy. If it makes you feel better it was impossible to find shoes in the US before the internet.

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bertolt rekt
Jul 30, 2007

so yall got some big dicks or what

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