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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

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Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

Snatch Duster posted:

the only thing that matters in this life is getting them to sign on the line that is dotted.

The only thing that matters in this thread is posting some funny pictures which doesn't happen enough

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tochiazuma posted:

The only thing that matters in this thread is posting some funny pictures which doesn't happen enough



idgi did the raccoon die from masturbating?

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

Snatch Duster posted:

idgi did the raccoon die from masturbating?

You can't die from that

I hope

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Tochiazuma posted:

You can't die from that

I hope

Death via masturbation is incredibly common
http://thoughtcatalog.com/jim-goad/2014/12/13-people-who-died-from-masturbating-nsfw/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoerotic_fatality

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

This is why having a spotter is so important.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


or you could just gently caress them

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I think the craigslist term is "jo bro no homo" hth

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 22:15 on Mar 2, 2016

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Tochiazuma posted:

You can't die from that

I hope

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

im pooping! posted:

or you could just gently caress them

Don't make things weird

Poulpe
Nov 11, 2006
Canadian Santa Extraordinaire

Snatch Duster posted:

idgi did the raccoon die from masturbating?

The dead raccoon was there for so long after it had been reported that people started leaving it flowers and stuff, this is the eventual outcome.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Lil' Sebastion! No!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

That sheet used to be blue.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

VendaGoat posted:

It wastes calories

New diet book in the making.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull




Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Trent posted:

IS TRUE that I'm sad you beat me to the joke.

I meant it as a set-up, so we both win :hfive:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

" Hey, come look at how Philippe opens his mouth. It's kind of gross."

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX


I hope this is the right thread!

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Vic posted:



I hope this is the right thread!

Im the Msile

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX
They should've gone with the Gadsden flag imo

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Arkannoyed
Oct 31, 2003

If you're dissatisfied, disappear.

It says heart attack, but he clearly died of a stroke.








:tipshat:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Ah, from the Tarantino collection....

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Vic posted:



I hope this is the right thread!

Gosh, I hope we got those booger terrorists in "Eghadistan"

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


That picture was taken during #22.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





For as long as I've been on the internet, I hate myself for even asking this question, but: is there a legitimate source for this, or is it from one of those "satire" news sites? All I've seen is this image with no other information.

Feel free to call me dumb for not spotting an obvious Photoshop.

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

For as long as I've been on the internet, I hate myself for even asking this question, but: is there a legitimate source for this, or is it from one of those "satire" news sites? All I've seen is this image with no other information.

Feel free to call me dumb for not spotting an obvious Photoshop.

Might not be a photoshop, but more concretely, a couple of searches shows it's sourced from a satirical news site (which apparently also mixes in some truthful crazy stories to put readers in a state of disbelief).

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
A lot of those "satirical" sites contain no satire and are just fake news purposely created for clicks and it makes me more angry than it should

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

For as long as I've been on the internet, I hate myself for even asking this question, but: is there a legitimate source for this, or is it from one of those "satire" news sites? All I've seen is this image with no other information.

Feel free to call me dumb for not spotting an obvious Photoshop.

The most obvious way to figure out this is fake is just to ask the question "how would anyone know how many times he masturbated?" What would they do, count the rings on his shaft?

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

You can tell it's fake because how would you know the exact counter, was he keeping clicker things on him

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
The level of the Cum Vase? :shrug:

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Sinners Sandwich posted:

You can tell it's fake because how would you know the exact counter, was he keeping clicker things on him

I honestly wrote it off that he was keeping 'score' on some social media site or forum, and it didn't phase my belief one bit.

Not passing out from exhaustion before having a heart attack or the softest, floppiest, most irritated wang stopping him from continuing were the red flags.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Fellah got whacked.

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX

WarpedNaba posted:

Fellah got whacked.

Bloody wanker!

EDIT: At heart I mean.

Vic has a new favorite as of 07:53 on Mar 3, 2016

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Maybe he was trying to kill his buddy, but was confused and underestimated the labor intensity of his chosen method of execution?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Vic posted:

Bloody wanker!

EDIT: At heart I mean.

I dunno, he probably was one after that many times.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Ahahahaha, I only just noticed his sweater.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

trapped mouse posted:

The most obvious way to figure out this is fake is just to ask the question "how would anyone know how many times he masturbated?" What would they do, count the rings on his shaft?
I dunno about you but after, say, #10 or so I'd for sure start keeping track, could be a new record.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Maybe he was going for the "golden gross", the Everest of wankers worldwide. Makes me wonder how many goons are in the Death Zone.

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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

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