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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Malachy posted:

Mitt looks like he is the prime minister of some very white country

it's called "Utah"

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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

mitt you have to give some of your income to charity because your religion demands it, let's not pretend you have some sort of high ground

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

AllanGordon posted:

what was the election that had the most ratfucking and how can this election in 2016 take the crown it so rightly deserves?

Yeah I'm gonna go for one of the many ratfucktastic elections in the 1800s, modern politics just can't keep up.

We've certainly taken the top place for election-as-entertainment though!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Malachy posted:

Mitt looks like he is the prime minister of some very white country

yea, mormon country


dude is so white bread it loving hurts

i can literally picture him doing the twist to any dance song

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

mitt romney: "murder...suicide"

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Malachy posted:

Mitt looks like he is the prime minister of some very white country

Liechtenstein

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

lol @ all of this

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Time Life presents, "The Best Stumps of Trumps." This greatest hits album has been re-recorded by former Presidential Nominee Mitt Romney.

With such hits as,

"Release the Tax Returns"

"He is a very very not smart man"

"My Achin' Mormon Heart"

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
To the person who asked whether Romney would bash Hillary in his speech, therefore completely neutering his attack on Trump: yep.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Lol all the little stock tickers on the screen dropping to heck as Mitt speaks

DARPA
Apr 24, 2005
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
I cannot believe the GOP leadership think a brokered convention would be anything but a Trump dominated reality TV style media shitshow.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Lastgirl posted:

yea, mormon country


dude is so white bread it loving hurts

i can literally picture him doing the twist to any dance song

is there a twist-robot hybrid danceset?

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

guy from massachusetts no one likes quotes john adams

Belome
Jan 1, 2013
What could the establishment offer Rubio and Cruz that would get them to work together to campaign strategically to block Trump? Neither of them want to be VP or Secretary of whatever to the other one. They'll have all the private sector do-nothing jobs they could ever want if they're not the nominee.

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

when does mitt get asked about why he touted trump's endorsement in the middle of the birther poo poo if this is what he actually believes

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Oh poo poo! He attacked the hat!

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
calling for not scapegoating muslims and mexicans. this dude is really out of touch with the base

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

lol nobody got the hat joke

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Mitt ragging on your hat Trump whatcha going to do

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
"lousy hat"

(hushed ooohss)

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

zen death robot posted:

Mitt Romney was the best guy they could get to talk people down from Trump. Amazing

Remember when W gave that speech in South Carolina that the MSM said was going to turn the Jeb! campaign around? And then in the next debate, Trump called W's decision to invade Iraq a "big, fat, mistake?"

This election has proved that the GOP is the rat who will always go for the cheese under the red light, no matter how many times it gets shocked.

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/207878849676066816

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

"he's playing americans for suckers" yes, and it's working. your point

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
mitt's just mad he didn't think of the hat in 2012

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Wow, Mitt doesn't want to make america great again :argh:

Totalizator
Nov 9, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Trump is going to take him apart gear by gear in two hours.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Homework Explainer posted:

"he's playing americans for suckers" yes, and it's working. your point

Mitt: ...how do you do it?:saddowns:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Lastgirl posted:

dude is so white bread it loving hurts

They did a live test with v2.0 but it wasn't received well.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
lmao, CNN shocked at the Romney indictment of Trump.


:wow: Such a vicious attack. Time to go over this point by point!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
BREAKING - CRONY CAPITALIST DISSES SNAKE OIL SALESMAN

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Mitt Romney trying to control the GOP base is like a toddler on roller skates trying to control a rabid St Bernard.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress you Mitt Romney, Cruz, Rubio, and Kasich will have the same end result as Trump.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
*fast forward five months*

RomneywearingMAGAhat.jpg

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Totalizator posted:

Trump is going to take him apart gear by gear in two hours.

"Look, the guy's a loser. He couldn't win against Obama, and now he's saying there are problems with my tax returns. I've got billions of dollars, he's a nobody..."

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
FoxNews not having Mitt. The spin is this helps Donald Trump.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

skaboomizzy posted:

Mitt Romney trying to control the GOP base is like a toddler on roller skates trying to control a rabid St Bernard.

:laugh:

amazing mental image ty for that

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

rear end cobra posted:

*fast forward five months*

RomneywearingMAGAhat.jpg

yepppppppppppp

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
r-money's so screwed when the goldshirts launch the Night of Yooge Knives

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

rear end cobra posted:

*fast forward five months*

RomneywearingMAGAhat.jpg

quoting this for posterity AND austerity

bend the knee bitch, playtime is over

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