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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

Ahhh, Europol, today Hitler was actually a socialist. loving socialists.
Compared to some of their posters, he was.

Tesseraction posted:

As I recall he speaks about small business as along the lines of being a metalsmith or a shopkeeper or a web designer, not 'small business' like the rich use it (i.e. factory owner).
This is also the kind of thing that we're going to see more of now that we're getting into the 'disruptive' 'sharing' 'economy' of everyone being contractors to avoid employment rights and everybody being a bullshit-neologism-ending-in-preneur in order to push people off JSA.

Those people make up part of the new proletariat/precariat now that a job for life is a figment of history.

e: 1914 - A young man fails his physical exam for induction into the Austrian Army and returns to Munich embittered and saying he never wanted to join anyway due to the 'mixture of races' in the Habsburg Armies. Could have been prevented by more rugby in schools if you ask me.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Mar 3, 2016

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Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Was just in the corner shop and saw a tabloid with the title "Paedo in his speedo" with a man in his speedo.

I guess this is a public service. They deem this sight to be incredibly disturbing and harmful to children, which is why they've decided to print it on every single newspaper in every single shop in the country. At child height.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Ddraig posted:

Was just in the corner shop and saw a tabloid with the title "Paedo in his speedo" with a man in his speedo.

I guess this is a public service. They deem this sight to be incredibly disturbing and harmful to children, which is why they've decided to print it on every single newspaper in every single shop in the country. At child height.

https://twitter.com/SunApology/status/705165388514988036

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
tbf they can't be trapped on welfare if there is no welfare theyll just be trapped in the gutter/prison/ground instead like a good poor

i feel like that stupid 8 mi9lllion nano angstroms of hate computer whenever I read about tories now, looking around at your fellow human knowing a fair chunk of them look at the chinless spineless blob fish in suits and think "wow yes please" is awful

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
The British have always had a problem with excess deference to the ruling classes. Look at how mental people some people get over the Queen.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


XMNN posted:

tbf they can't be trapped on welfare if there is no welfare theyll just be trapped in the gutter/prison/ground instead like a good poor

i feel like that stupid 8 mi9lllion nano angstroms of hate computer whenever I read about tories now, looking around at your fellow human knowing a fair chunk of them look at the chinless spineless blob fish in suits and think "wow yes please" is awful

I feel sympathy for AM because that's what I would of turned into if I was designed to be an AI that's purpose is the possible destiny of destroying all life and not givin the chance to feel any good emotions or feelings.

Now if we can turn the Tories into this.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

The British have always had a problem with excess deference to the ruling classes. Look at how mental people some people get over the Queen.

I just had this exact conversation with an old lady on the train

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Well the British are largely the descendants of people who, when the old British turned up and said "We have a flag" didn't immediately kill them and drive them away so I guess that's why, maybe?

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Tesseraction posted:

"I lived in a place where people loved rugby and no-one ever forced me to play it, truly, no-one could possibly be forced to play it in places where it isn't loved."
"I literally recanted this view on the very same page, and it's not like there's been an overwhelming number of anecdotes in favour of either a compulsory or non-compulsory policy, so it's not like my experiences are some whacky fantasy or anything... but you chose to beat this drum hours after the fact."

Were you repeatedly concussed as a child or something? :downs:

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Afaik schools tend to play union so you being in Leeds or whatever doesn't have much bearing.
Public schools might do.

State schools, up here at least, all play League. You definitely would end up with concussion if you suggested they play "the other one", there's... quite a lot of feeling about it.

tooterfish fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Mar 3, 2016

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
According to friends in GPNI and APNI, the DUP have found a surefire vote-winner: reintroducing the death penalty.

:psyboom:

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Plus all the people who were of an independent mindset hosed off to the Colonies and then told the King to do one, whilst all the upstarts got shipped to Oz (though look how that turned out).

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn

Mister Adequate posted:

Plus all the people who were of an independent mindset hosed off to the Colonies and then told the King to do one, whilst all the upstarts got shipped to Oz (though look how that turned out).

Counterpoint: Canada masturbates over the Queen a lot.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yeah but it wasn't Canada that told the king to do one, that was the thirteen colonies.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Zeppelin Insanity posted:

Counterpoint: Canada masturbates over the Queen a lot.
Canada's entire reason for existence is Loyalism though, so it's to be expected.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hahaha

quote:

[English Canada] inherited, not the benefits, but the bitterness of the Revolution. It got no shining scriptures out of it. It got little release of energy and no new horizons of the spirit were opened up. It had been a calamity, pure and simple.[104] To take the place of the internal fire that was urging Americans westward across the continent, there was only melancholy contemplation of things as they might have been and dingy reflection of that ineffably glorious world across the stormy Atlantic. English Canada started its life with as powerful a nostalgic shove backward into the past as the Conquest had given to French Canada: two little peoples officially devoted to counter-revolution, to lost causes, to the tawdry ideals of a society of men and masters, and not to the self-reliant freedom alongside of them.

:britain:

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The Queen can sook mah farter.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gonzo McFee posted:

The Queen can sook mah farter.

I'm really not sure she can, actually. It sounds quite strenuous.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The intro to that book about Liberalism that Oberleutnant recommended has some good stuff about how the liberal desire for 'self-reliant freedom' seemed to be positively correlated with the liberal desire to own other people at the time.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

The British have always had a problem with excess deference

Could put a full stop there tbh

There's politeness and there's holding a door for someone who's over twenty feet away and walking slowly. It's a door ffs it's not gonna kill anyone.

Phoon posted:

I just had this exact conversation with an old lady on the train

How did it go?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Phoon posted:

I just had this exact conversation with an old lady on the train



was it this old lady?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
She wasn't amused

e: ^ :argh:

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


OwlFancier posted:

I would concur that small business owners are disproportionately vile, yes. But if we're only going to give economic autonomy to nice people we're going to run into some problems when it comes to implementing communism.

Jeremy Corbyn has far more to offer small businesses than Cameron, as the tories basically see little businesses as meals for their pals at MegaCorp ltd. Cameron will make the odd sop to little businesses but it's smart of Corbyn to actually reach out to them with solid plans to help them. If he can sound more economically credible than the Tories then he's won. I'd rather see local shops ran by local people than as discardable limbs of Bastards incorporated.

Doctorchat. Junior doctors will boycott review into poor morale. In what is quite possibly the most naked example of "creating some research to get the answers you want", Hunt's review of poor morale of Junior Doctors in the NHS explicitly will not look at working hours or salaries.

I wonder what will happen if the main cause of poor morale comes back as "Jeremy Hunt". absolutely nothing

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

TinTower posted:

According to friends in GPNI and APNI, the DUP have found a surefire vote-winner: reintroducing the death penalty.

:psyboom:

I don't think that will work while we're in the EU.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

Yeah but it wasn't Canada that told the king to do one, that was the thirteen colonies.

Americans also masturbate to the Royal Family. Albeit in about the same way they do the Kardassians.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

big scary monsters posted:

I don't think that will work while we're in the EU.
They can contract it out.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

feedmegin posted:

Americans also masturbate to the Royal Family. Albeit in about the same way they do the Kardassians.

American plutocrats have such influence and attract such obsession that I'd argue they're indistinguishable from old royalty/nobility in a practical sense. See especially the kennedys in the mid 20th century.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

winegums posted:

Doctorchat. Junior doctors will boycott review into poor morale. In what is quite possibly the most naked example of "creating some research to get the answers you want", Hunt's review of poor morale of Junior Doctors in the NHS explicitly will not look at working hours or salaries.


Ahahahaha amazing.

I mean, what more can you say. These people are loving evil. They aren't even trying to hide it.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Renaissance Robot posted:

Could put a full stop there tbh

There's politeness and there's holding a door for someone who's over twenty feet away and walking slowly. It's a door ffs it's not gonna kill anyone.


How did it go?

she agreed with me and then started angrily badmouthing thatcher

e: ^^ They should just bring up hours and salaries in every answer no matter how tenuously connected imo

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

tooterfish posted:

Were you repeatedly concussed as a child or something? :downs:

It was quoted on another page and I figured it was worth repeating how silly your argument was after you were so smug about it. Sorry about your fragile ego.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Tesseraction posted:

It was quoted on another page and I figured it was worth repeating how silly your argument was after you were so smug about it. Sorry about your fragile ego.

He'd already climbed down on it and you still felt the need to put the boot in, so either you hadn't read the thread properly, or you had and felt the need to poo poo out an attack for no reason. And now when you've been called on it you're having a swipe again. I think theres only one person with a fragile ego here.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Renaissance Robot posted:

Could put a full stop there tbh

There's politeness and there's holding a door for someone who's over twenty feet away and walking slowly. It's a door ffs it's not gonna kill anyone.
I hold doors for everyone at work because 10 seconds spent holding a door is 10 seconds not spent doing my actual job.

It's part of my way of very quietly sticking it to the man through the medium of held doors, cups of tea and long thoughtful poos.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

serious gaylord posted:

He'd already climbed down on it and you still felt the need to put the boot in, so either you hadn't read the thread properly, or you had and felt the need to poo poo out an attack for no reason. And now when you've been called on it you're having a swipe again. I think theres only one person with a fragile ego here.

Aww, you really do like stepping in for other people when it's me, it's sweet. I'd have accepted his passive-aggressive little bit if he hadn't decided to bring out a 'ur retarded emot-DOWNS lol' bit.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Making tea and coffee for anybody who wants one is one of my break tactics too. Also fill the kettle to the brim and stand there while it (slowly) boils.
I do some of my most productive thinking while staring at a boiling kettle.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Oberleutnant posted:

Making tea and coffee for anybody who wants one is one of my break tactics too. Also fill the kettle to the brim and stand there while it (slowly) boils.
I do some of my most productive thinking while staring at a boiling kettle.

Be honest you spend most of that time pretending it's oil to pour down the castle wall on invaders.

Renfield
Feb 29, 2008

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

I hold doors for everyone at work because 10 seconds spent holding a door is 10 seconds not spent doing my actual job.

It's part of my way of very quietly sticking it to the man through the medium of held doors, cups of tea and long thoughtful poos.

work out how much your paid for each poo ! http://pooclock.com/

Boiling oil as a seige defence is a myth - Oil is Expensive, and water will do the job just as well

Renfield fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Mar 3, 2016

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I don't get paid to post, actually.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Tesseraction posted:

Be honest you spend most of that time pretending it's oil to pour down the castle wall on invaders.
um actually oil was far too expensive for that so boiling water or hot sand was usually used instead
:goonsay:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Oberleutnant posted:

um actually oil was far too expensive for that so boiling water or hot sand was usually used instead
:goonsay:

Hot sand sounds like it could be highly ineffective if done wrong.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Renfield posted:

Boiling oil as a seige defence is a myth - Oil is Expensive, and water will do the job just as well

Pretend I insult you or otherwise tried to act like I knew that so that serious gaylord throws another strop and I get a free coffee.

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Apparently it (sand) was brutal because it wormed its way into armour and burned through underclothes in a way that water didn't often manage.

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