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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Jack Gladney posted:

Wiki itself did a study that showed that the most active editors of wikipedia were IP addresses located at the headquarters of major corporations policing their own articles. So Debeers had some intern scrupulously removing anything about blood diamonds or the artificial scarcity of diamonds, while Coca-Cola had people eliminating the time some bottling plant in south america hired mercenaries to kill workers trying to unionize. That's fairly unnerving.

You want unnerving Wiki edits? Here's a Twitter feed I follow: https://twitter.com/congressedits

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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

You want unnerving Wiki edits? Here's a Twitter feed I follow: https://twitter.com/congressedits

Unsettling in the sense that your tax dollars are paying for a senator to correct phrasing on the page for the Warren Zevon song "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner."

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

C.M. Kruger posted:

Unsettling in the sense that your tax dollars are paying for a senator to correct phrasing on the page for the Warren Zevon song "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner."

Not "a senator," someone using one of the dozens of IP addresses associated with Congress. Including quite possibly anyone using the wifi in their phone or tablet.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Basticle posted:

Has Super Replicas been discussed before?

Jalopnik did this in-depth article about them in 2013 and then this followup in 2014

I can't even begin to describe how weird it is, its best to just read it for yourself.

Ah. I never thought you could download I mean order a knock off car. Well, in theory since it seems similar to failed kickstarters that vanish in the wind.

On one hand, haha loving mormons. But on the other hand, untreated mental health issues is godawful and I hope they lock this dude away longer enough for some kind of treatment to kick in. Maybe some anti psychotics and a little gentle castration if it's true....

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

A Pinball Wizard posted:

Not "a senator," someone using one of the dozens of IP addresses associated with Congress. Including quite possibly anyone using the wifi in their phone or tablet.

Huh. Seems like a pretty good political move would be to log onto the wifi in the building and edit their own pages to say how great they are.

Then, during the same session, edit in nice things about Hitler.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
A 14-year old raped and murdered his math teacher.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ered-blood.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3361610/Teen-convicted-rape-killing-high-school-math-teacher.html

quote:

A Massachusetts teenager was convicted on Tuesday of killing his high school math teacher after following her into a bathroom and brutally strangling, stabbing and raping her.

Philip Chism, now 16, was 14 and in ninth grade when he followed algebra teacher, Colleen Ritzer, 24, stabbed her at least 16 times before taking her body away in a recycling bin.

During his trial, his lawyer admitted Chism killed Ritzer, but said he was suffering from severe mental illness and was not criminally responsible for his actions at Danvers High School, north of Boston.

quote:

Chism, who was 14 at the time in October 2013, has admitted to killing his 24-year-old teacher, but is pleading not guilty on the grounds of insanity.

Jurors also heard on Monday that Ritzer's blood was found on a box cutter which was in Chism's backpack as well as all the clothes he was seen wearing on the surveillance footage.

Chism changed at some point during the day from jeans and a white shirt in to shorts and a black shirt, which at first confused authorities who believed that two people may have been responsible for Ritzer's murder.

The trial started last week, and on Wednesday the court was shown the first footage of Ritzer's final moments, sporting a smile as she waved at someone in the hallway and walked alone to the bathroom

Moments later, Chism could be seen leaving a classroom to follow her.

With the hood of the sweatshirt over his head and gloves on, the chilling footage then shows the teen enter the restroom that Ritzer is in.

A few minutes later, a female student then can be seen walking into the bathroom, but she quickly exits.

That student, Danielle Bedard, testified on Monday saying that she saw a naked brown butt and assumed someone was changing so she left the bathroom.

She said she did not suspect anything and thought nothing more about the incident until after she learned of Ritzer's murder.

'I opened the door. I didn't step all the way into the girl's room,' said Bedard.

'When I opened the door I could see someone's bare behind. They were leaning towards the sinks. I couldn't see an upper half of them.

'They were standing, but they were, like, leaning over. I just turned around and left.'

quote:

Chism's lawyers are also expected in court in Boston on Wednesday as he faces separate charges of attempted murder and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon after he allegedly attacked a state Department of Youth Services worker in June 2014 while awaiting trial.

Prosecutors in that case say Chism had been in custody at a youth detention facility in Boston when he followed a female worker into a locker room.

They say he choked and beat her before other workers intervened. The unnamed worker suffered injuries to her face, jaw, neck and back.

I can't begin to understand how someone commits crimes like these at only 14. Guy seems like a total psychopath who likes hurting women.

The teacher's Twitter is still up. The last post is from the day before she died :gonk:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Why going around the world on a solitary cruise can be a bad idea. :nms:, :nws: for natural mummification.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

FourLeaf posted:

A 14-year old raped and murdered his math teacher.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ered-blood.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3361610/Teen-convicted-rape-killing-high-school-math-teacher.html




I can't begin to understand how someone commits crimes like these at only 14. Guy seems like a total psychopath who likes hurting women.

The teacher's Twitter is still up. The last post is from the day before she died :gonk:

God drat. That girl who walked in and left again probably escaped a horrific death and didn't even realize it :stare:

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Mak0rz posted:

God drat. That girl who walked in and left again probably escaped a horrific death and didn't even realize it :stare:

Probably has loving terrible survivor guilt, too. I hope she's gotten the help she needs.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

C.M. Kruger posted:

Unsettling in the sense that your tax dollars are paying for a senator to correct phrasing on the page for the Warren Zevon song "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner."

not gonna lie, would vote for any candidate who knew that song well

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
This is a great posthumous article written by a Canadian right-to-die activist.
I helped eight people end their lives

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Wedemeyer posted:

Ah. I never thought you could download I mean order a knock off car. Well, in theory since it seems similar to failed kickstarters that vanish in the wind.

On one hand, haha loving mormons. But on the other hand, untreated mental health issues is godawful and I hope they lock this dude away longer enough for some kind of treatment to kick in. Maybe some anti psychotics and a little gentle castration if it's true....

I worked with the greatest open wheeled racer the world has never seen in real life. It was bizarre finding out that his real life bull poo poo act that he had at work was known well enough in the internet that people wrote an article about it.

He legitimately acted like people bought his brand of bullshit even though it was pretty well mocked. Delusion is really kind of unnerving, and I'm glad that I'm not aground that guy anymore.

BTW he doesn't use a fake name or anything. If you're in Vegas casinos and look long enough at security officers name tags, you'll find him.

ServoMST3K
Nov 30, 2009

You look like a Cracker Jack box with a bad prize inside
I live the next town over from where that kid murdered his teacher, it was highly surreal looking at his picture taken in court, he looked like any dumb awkward teen I would have gone to high school with.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

diabeetz posted:

This is a great posthumous article written by a Canadian right-to-die activist.
I helped eight people end their lives

This man is a hero

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Wasabi the J posted:

I worked with the greatest open wheeled racer the world has never seen in real life. It was bizarre finding out that his real life bull poo poo act that he had at work was known well enough in the internet that people wrote an article about it.

He legitimately acted like people bought his brand of bullshit even though it was pretty well mocked. Delusion is really kind of unnerving, and I'm glad that I'm not aground that guy anymore.

BTW he doesn't use a fake name or anything. If you're in Vegas casinos and look long enough at security officers name tags, you'll find him.

I'm kind of confused about what is going on in this post, can you explain it for me? I know gently caress-all about racing and I can't tell what he's actually doing that people are mocking.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Dylanthulhu posted:

I'm kind of confused about what is going on in this post, can you explain it for me? I know gently caress-all about racing and I can't tell what he's actually doing that people are mocking.

You know how certain "special" individuals will buy themselves a military uniform, slap on a ton of awards and pretend to be from SEAL Force Delta 6? Or a police uniform and surplus cop car? Or a fireman's turnout gear and then go around setting buildings on fire? Basically the same thing but he's pretending to be a race car driver in a defunct indycar (F1 style racing) league.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Dylanthulhu posted:

I'm kind of confused about what is going on in this post, can you explain it for me? I know gently caress-all about racing and I can't tell what he's actually doing that people are mocking.

Yeah sorry I'm not feeling well. He's a pretend car driver and genuinely thinks people believe him.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Right on. So is he the one updating the racing league website linked in the article? Because that's an insane amount of effort for such a dopey lie.
And so I'm not making GBS threads up the thread with my questions I found this thing when looking for corpses with ciphers because I like Taman Shud, and it happened in my own meth-riddled backyard. I might have missed this being posted before. Ricky McCormick was an unemployed 41-year-old man on disability who turned up dead in a field in Broken Teeth, Missouri with two pieces of paper in his pocket.

It gets worse when his mother says "The only thing he could write was his name. ... He didn't write in no code."
His father's comment wasn't any better, saying his son "couldn't spell anything, just scribble."
So, that leaves two options here, either this guy was some kind of cryptography savant or someone killed a random person and put secret codes in their pocket out in Broken Teeth, Missouri? Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention his cause of death hasn't been determined and according to the wikipedia article's citations from the FBI some of his family members say that he has used encrypted notes since he was a boy. Shows what his parents know, I guess. So, yeah... That's some Zebb Quinn poo poo there. I like articles where everything just stops lining up at a certain point in the story.

MonoAus
Nov 5, 2012
What if it isn't a code? It would be impossible to crack if it was just whatever letters popped in to the writers head.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
That's what I'm thinking happened. Dude was fifteen miles from home with no car and effectively illiterate. Hadn't been seen for five days. Wandered off, died, had the odd sort of scribbles and gibberish his family said he wrote sometimes on him.

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

Dylanthulhu posted:

That's what I'm thinking happened. Dude was fifteen miles from home with no car and effectively illiterate. Hadn't been seen for five days. Wandered off, died, had the odd sort of scribbles and gibberish his family said he wrote sometimes on him.

The head of the FBI's cryptanalysis department seemed pretty convinced it was a code of some sort. I would think he knows what he's talking about.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

Dylanthulhu posted:

Wandered off, died, had the odd sort of scribbles and gibberish his family said he wrote sometimes on him.

Regularly "scribbling" neatly-formatted lines of adeptly, consistently formed letters and numbers, as well as parentheses, apostrophes, and fractions, is a peculiar habit on its own, so it's even more bizarre that there isn't a clear consensus from his family members - including his own parents - as to whether he could write at all and how semantic his writing was.

I read an interesting theory that dissected the note and suggested it's a shorthand journal of his mental health and medication - you can see a (3XOR[a]L) in there, for instance.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
Did no one think maybe he was delivering a message for his dealer?

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
He had some kind of mental handicap/impairment, but regularly wrote in mysterious ciphers that no one else could read? Was he autistic? Schizophrenic?

It seems to me that if you were keeping information for yourself, as opposed to communicating with someone else, you could make a cipher unbreakable simply by mixing gibberish with the real message and remembering which was which.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
Western Airlines Flight 2605 crashed on landing in Mexico City in 1979. The pilots were disoriented by fog, and tried to land on a runway that was closed for repairs. They realized the mistake at the last second and applied power to abort the landing, but the right-side landing gear and tail hit a dump truck on the ground and sheared off, making the plane largely uncontrollable. It staggered on just off the ground for about 20 seconds, then finally smashed into an unused terminal building and exploded. 72 people on board were killed, 16 survived.

A few years later, ABC ran a special report on the crash and the findings of the accident board. For some reason, the producers felt that the introductory segment describing the crash would benefit from an out-of-nowhere segue into the last few seconds of the CVR, including the pilot screaming in incoherent terror as the building loomed up at them, accompanied by a little NES-style animation of the plane bursting into flames and disintegrating. It's maybe the weirdest thing I've ever seen in a serious news program (possibly :nms: audio for desperate screaming):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0DtWDNzf3Y

Woodburger
Dec 5, 2004

...Like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I wait for the dawn.
I hate to link a Cracked article but there are a few here I haven't seen recently:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-creepiest-unsolved-murders-no-one-can-explain/

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Apraxin posted:

Western Airlines Flight 2605 crashed on landing in Mexico City in 1979. The pilots were disoriented by fog, and tried to land on a runway that was closed for repairs. They realized the mistake at the last second and applied power to abort the landing, but the right-side landing gear and tail hit a dump truck on the ground and sheared off, making the plane largely uncontrollable. It staggered on just off the ground for about 20 seconds, then finally smashed into an unused terminal building and exploded. 72 people on board were killed, 16 survived.

A few years later, ABC ran a special report on the crash and the findings of the accident board. For some reason, the producers felt that the introductory segment describing the crash would benefit from an out-of-nowhere segue into the last few seconds of the CVR, including the pilot screaming in incoherent terror as the building loomed up at them, accompanied by a little NES-style animation of the plane bursting into flames and disintegrating. It's maybe the weirdest thing I've ever seen in a serious news program (possibly :nms: audio for desperate screaming):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0DtWDNzf3Y

I have to fly next week.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

ravenkult posted:

I have to fly next week.

Remember flying has never killed people. Its the relatively hard surfaces that usually do it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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ravenkult posted:

I have to fly next week.

Remember that refreshments are free if you're plummeting to the ground. I know its hard to keep a clear head in that situation, but it's totally cool to hit the steward button and order vodka.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

DandyLion posted:

Remember flying has never killed people. Its the relatively hard surfaces that usually do it.

Sometimes it's the smoke and fire, or explosions

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
Sometimes it's a lack of breathable air that comes on so quietly that no one realizes what's happening until it's too late.

Ah, ghost flights.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Parasol Prophet posted:

Sometimes it's a lack of breathable air that comes on so quietly that no one realizes what's happening until it's too late.

Ah, ghost flights.

Actually won't be too bad of a way to go. Slip off into a beautiful sleep and never wake up again. Not the way I'd want to go, but still pretty good as far as deaths are concerned.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Solice Kirsk posted:

Not the way I'd want to go, but still pretty good as far as deaths are concerned.

Eh, we can't all have charmed deaths: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...tached-him.html

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

I want to watch that but the older I get, the weaker my constitution becomes; especially when it deals with hearing the final moments of the unfortunate. :smith:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The hell? How would anyone get "stuck" on a dick if someone died? Do....do spikes shoot out of my penis when I die?

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Solice Kirsk posted:

The hell? How would anyone get "stuck" on a dick if someone died? Do....do spikes shoot out of my penis when I die?

Are you saying your penis doesn't have spikes? Whoa you might wanna see a doctor about that

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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:ohdear: That's gotta be why all the women I sleep with start laughing when I take my pants off!!!

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

The hell? How would anyone get "stuck" on a dick if someone died? Do....do spikes shoot out of my penis when I die?

Its a legit medical condition that doesn't happen specifically when someone dies. It may have been the extreme stress and shock of the situation that caused it.

Degenerate Star
Oct 27, 2005
unlikely
If it's 'penis captivus' like the article suggested, that means that it's her muscles refusing to let go of him, not his dick that's the problem.

Which is still :barf:.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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MRAs were right! Women can trap men with their yoked up vaginas!

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