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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

post card lol

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Post Card > IRS

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/705579415510634496

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

boioioioing

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

This is a pretty bald-faced attack on a single candidate. Isn't that a bit shameful?

This is how every candidate should be treated.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Soothing Vapors posted:

wait they're not going to do any followup on Trump's insanely stupid answer to that last question?

Fox News.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


tedcruz.com is the new whitehouse.com

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Tatum Girlparts posted:

DONALD TRUMP LITERALLY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE FEDERAL ECONOMY

b b b bbut who really does?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
who the gently caress uses postcards anymore

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

A drunk Fiorina staggers onto stage clutching three pieces of paper before being tackled by security.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Necc0 posted:

WHAT THE gently caress IS GOING ON

Since the candidates are incapable to actually debating Trump, Chris Wallace has to do it.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
i hope fox has powerpoints prepared for every trump talking point

deadpan
Feb 2, 2004

Flambeau posted:

Trump hates the EPA? I hadnt heard that before

Technically he called it the Dept. of Environmental Protection, which is the local NYC agency he dealt with in real estate.

He doesn't know things.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Kasich once more defeated by someone telling him not to talk

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

"I've got nothing, my face it melting, go to my website TedCruz.com".

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
the specificifity

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Oh my god the food particle on his lip!!!

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

why would you put your taxes on a post card? everyone could read it!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Necc0 posted:

WHAT THE gently caress IS GOING ON

The gop has AIDS

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Ted Cruz has something on his lip

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



what is that poo poo on cruz's lip

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
What the hell is on Cruz's lip?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Combed Thunderclap posted:

Kasich once more defeated by someone telling him not to talk

"Go home, John, you're not going to win, just accept it."

Malachy
Dec 20, 2013
What is stuck to Ted Cruz's lip?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
trump face spotted

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
so did Rupert Murdoch look at the slate of candidates and just send a directive to Ailes saying "kill them all"

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
What the gently caress was on cruz's lip?

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

paranoid randroid posted:

what the gently caress is happening, how is fox news the only network actually doing loving journalism

The Republican Party can boycott NBC or ABC if they don't like the treatment they receive, but they can't boycott Fox.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
:stonk:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Needs More Ditka posted:

i seriously have no idea what the hell i'm watching anymore. all of this sounds like that Ultimate Warrior plane promo to me now

Trump is Shane Douglas

Rubio is Taz

Cruz is Sinister Minister

Kasich is Sabu

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

This is a pretty bald-faced attack on a single candidate. Isn't that a bit shameful?

The whole republican party is shameful. There are no courtesy rules anymore.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Joementum posted:

Since the candidates are incapable to actually debating Trump, Chris Wallace has to do it.

lmao

little marco

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
cruz all over the map

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Oh my god the GOP is going to coalesce around Ted "Everyone Hates Me" Cruz

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
cruz just ate something off of his lips ewww :barf:

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




triple sulk posted:

what is that poo poo on cruz's lip

I think he lost a tooth

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Oh my god the food particle on his lip!!!

aaaaaaaaaa

Strom Thermos
Sep 18, 2004

What's on his lip

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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Boon posted:

What the hell is on Cruz's lip?

Forgot to retract his fangs

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