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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



CHAOS CROWD BABY

THEY'LL CHEER THEIR OWN EXECUTIONS

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Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Malachy posted:

What is stuck to Ted Cruz's lip?

HE ATE IT!!!

Alice Liddell
Sep 14, 2004

I want to forget!
Who would choose to be alone, imprisoned by their broken memories?
Did Cruz just eat a booger??

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




:vince:

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

ted cruz is a red goblin that can be sacrificed to destroy target irs

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
lol kasich i swear we'll get to you!

much like kimmel to matt damon

JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich
HOLY poo poo DID TED CRUZ JUST EAT A BOOGER?

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
I'll never get tired of Trumps puckered, irritated face

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
gently caress you Kasich - the debate moderator

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Republican plan to defeat Hillary Clinton: make her die of laughter

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Hey, Ted and Marco, the attack that Trump supported Democrats hasn't worked for the last nine months. It's not going to work. It's not his weakness.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
you fools you're going up against a guy who took a full-bore stone cold stunner your puny attacks mean nothing

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Boon posted:

What the hell is on Cruz's lip?

poo poo

funny way to spell
Nov 4, 2012
It looked like a tonsil rock and yeah he ate it... gross.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
an article i read "somewhere"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Don't consider me a politician," says man running for President of the United States of America.

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
someone finally told him to stop staring into the camera like a creeper

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Trump will take a hard left turn in 2 minutes

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
An article from somewhere at sometime said im great

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Cruz RIP

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

triple sulk posted:

what is that poo poo on cruz's lip

reagan juice

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
"We need people to get along" -Donald loving Trump

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Trump looks suprisingly unflustered foer all the knives that have come his way tonite

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Ted Cruz is Count Chocula and Donald Trump is Gannon for Zelda.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

EugeneJ posted:

Trump is Shane Douglas

Rubio is Taz

Cruz is Sinister Minister

Kasich is Sabu

if anyone is Sabu it's Jeb!

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

I GET ALONG WITH EVERYBODY. -TRUMP

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Kasich blinking out "save me" in morse code

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



DONALD "WAGES ARE TOO HIGH" TRUMP GONNA WEIGH IN

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Kasich trying to get some cred here, good job.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I BALANCED A BUDGET I BALANCED A BUDGET I BALANCED A BUDGET

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Kasich got the angry man tick

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
John Kasich: "I am the only person on this stage with a modicum of executive experience"

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
cruz eat the booger


cruz

cruz eat the booger

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Charliegrs posted:

An article from somewhere at sometime said im great

Same

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
What. No gently caress you kasich you absolutely said you'd raise the minimum wage

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
What does the Balanced Budget Shrine look like?

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
Ted Cruz literally ate a booger on live tv

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!
This... 'debate'...


Jesus Christ.

This... I don't... Jesus.

:stare:

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Kasich: "I'M THE ONLY loving SANE PERSON UP HERE!"

This might be the loudest I've ever heard Kasich speak

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