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Tortolia posted:I never thought of it this way but I have the same pathology and probably also Sierra to blame. My favorite was when you accidentally rolled through a red light without your sirens on. Hope you saved recently. Pretty sure I did that right after I finally beat a difficult car chase that took me forever, and I had to start all over.
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Mar 4, 2016 03:12
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Man, people REALLY don't get sarcasm. Have we got an over/under on what the donations get to if he doesn't turn it off? Or if he does turn it off, at how many percent overfunded? Put me down for 40k in the first scenario, 250% in the second. e: I think maybe he did shut it down, only about 200% of what his insurance company told him it'd probably be. bird with big dick fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Mar 4, 2016 |
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Mar 4, 2016 03:15
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Turns out CIG's insurance plan isn't a complete joke and Skelton will have around $10K out of pocket, which the spergs have already covered. Still kinda lovely insurance tbh. This wouldve been less than 3500 for me, likely less than 2000. I have pretty good insurance, but it's not like I'm a big shot executive or something, just a middle class schlub at a medium sized (private) company.
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Mar 4, 2016 03:24
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Mar 4, 2016 03:33
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Ravane posted:Solar Plebian should have this though. Like pressing the red start button for the ship should just make the sound "beep boop beep boop". Oh don't worry, I've already started working on the startup sequence immersion. Just audio so far, but your ship doesn't get full power until it's finished its startup sequence. Making it very, very annoying and overlong will require a lot of iteration. Here's a teaser. Might be a bit loud. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ASlGsRcAZ0
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Mar 4, 2016 03:36
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Toops posted:Oh don't worry, I've already started working on the startup sequence immersion. Just audio so far, but your ship doesn't get full power until it's finished its startup sequence. Making it very, very annoying and overlong will require a lot of iteration. Every attempt to shorten it should make it longer. Sort of like the active reload on Gears of War, except there's no li'l bold white line to try to hit.
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Mar 4, 2016 03:38
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Toops posted:Oh don't worry, I've already started working on the startup sequence immersion. Just audio so far, but your ship doesn't get full power until it's finished its startup sequence. Making it very, very annoying and overlong will require a lot of iteration. you are truly building miracles. can one of the ships have that audio casette frequency check during startup? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSudbqC8T0s alternately: that THX sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWkJ86JqlPA
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Mar 4, 2016 03:38
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Chalks posted:If you do put "get in" animations into solar plebian Troops, then please record someone with a bumbling and humorous voice talking to himself while he gets in. Oh my drat that's a loving great idea. I've had several people offer to do voice acting, including a person with access to <a major name studio> so on my roadmap is writing ship computer voice scripts. I will add first-person immersion commentary scripts. Oh by the way, if anyone wants to help write said scripts for MAXIMUM IMMERSION, please PM me. I'm just one man, and this is a goon effort. Also, post them here to so we can all laugh.
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Mar 4, 2016 03:43
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Madcosby posted:I dont get how even if there's an animation of a ladder and it looks fine, that I'd give two shits about it. It's a combination of sunk cost fallacy and starvation. These people have spent immense amounts of money, often orders of magnitude more than a regular game, and as such they actively seek out any means of justifying the expenditure. At the same time CIG has starved them of any meaningful progress, trickling out information to the point where 2.2 is considered an amazing sign of progress instead of the bug-ridden pre-alpha shallow technology demonstration that it is. There's no vertical slice, roadmaps are actively and publicly derided by staff, and yet the community religiously laps up every word and insinuation as gospel declarations of locked features. Basically they're brainwashed.
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Mar 4, 2016 03:47
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Toops posted:Oh my drat that's a loving great idea. I've had several people offer to do voice acting, including a person with access to <a major name studio> so on my roadmap is writing ship computer voice scripts. I will add first-person immersion commentary scripts. gently caress it I'm down. Lemme know what you need.
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Mar 4, 2016 03:49
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Toops posted:Oh by the way, if anyone wants to help write said scripts for MAXIMUM IMMERSION, please PM me. I'm just one man, and this is a goon effort. i am down to help
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Mar 4, 2016 03:52
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I wonder how much citizen pledge money has gone into buying black shirts for Chris.
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Mar 4, 2016 03:56
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aleksendr posted:Wow. Someone spent a loot of effort on those tiny details. I don't even remember spending that much time climbing in MGS. Kotaku and all, but yeah, in the E3 Video they did a presentation of Snake climbing and it was one of those little details that Kojima's team does in every MGS game. It was weird considering there are so little places to climb onto an advantageous position. It was the same thing like shooting the pots in the kitchen in the MGS2 prologue, where each of them had a different pinging sound when bullets hit it. Okay, so, i'm thinking at this point, they're going to release what they got, and try to keep on hyping the machine while they add more to this lovely engine in the next few years. Fargin Icehole fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Mar 4, 2016 |
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Mar 4, 2016 03:57
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I am completely without talent so I will help in no way whatsoever 
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Mar 4, 2016 03:58
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D_Smart posted:You know, that's a good point. I would probably pickup the Star Citizen IP and make a JPEG puzzle game with it. Just for shits 'n giggles. This would be awesome. You could leave out the piece on the scout that has the now-removed second seat. Big blank sheets for ships that have been 'lost' in the pipeline. Whenever you complete a puzzle the picture morphs from the original concept jpeg to an in-game screenshot of the black-and-grey mess most of the ships became.
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Mar 4, 2016 04:00
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If you morons love the hours of slop we put out each week then oh boy do we have great news for you! An all exclusive blu-ray with hours more of never before filmed wanking.
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Mar 4, 2016 04:04
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Happy Sisyphus posted:even today i ask myself if 'i still believe in CIG' s wife still calls it sausage citizen I was disappointed, but pleased too - because it was yet more proof that CIG LA is not only reading the thread, they are reading it very carefully. Which means that they either consider it some kind of threat, or they're completely vain and bereft of better things to do-- or both. As I noted before, Romero did this a lot while Daikatana was moving through Ion Storm's lower intestine towards release. It's yet another sign of how out of whack CIG LA's priorities are. Not that we needed more but there it is. How interesting that they never take the constructive criticism to heart.
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Mar 4, 2016 04:05
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alf_pogs posted:you are truly building miracles. can one of the ships have that audio casette frequency check during startup? Both of those things are amazing ideas. The cassette tape on definitely. I'll have it make those sounds as you're spending minimum 15 seconds clicking around on bullshit. As for THX, maybe as an easter egg for like updownupdownleftrightleftrightstartselect or something. Man, I remember the first time I heard the THX intro in the theaters, it I  'd in my seat. So much better than DTS, which is 
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Dusty Lens posted:I am completely without talent so I will help in no way whatsoever same
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Mar 4, 2016 04:06
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Toops posted:Oh my drat that's a loving great idea. I've had several people offer to do voice acting, including a person with access to <a major name studio> so on my roadmap is writing ship computer voice scripts. I will add first-person immersion commentary scripts. I am down for this
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Mar 4, 2016 04:08
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Can someone link the rsi thread about the hurt girl? I want to know why she was on a forty foot wall. 
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Mar 4, 2016 04:08
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We're spending more backer money to make a documentary about the making of a Game which is still an "alpha". How the gently caress does that even make one iota of sense? Its basically the same as going "lets make a full length documentary on the career of the most wanted 2016 NFL draft pick, even though he hasn't actually done anything in the professional leagues yet". The only possible reason I can see for doing this is to lull idiots into thinking there is actually serious progress happening and giving more cash to this abortion.
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Mar 4, 2016 04:15
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MeLKoR posted:If you morons love the hours of slop we put out each week then oh boy do we have great news for you! An all exclusive blu-ray with hours more of never before filmed wanking. Watch as every week we re-work assets after Dear Leader browbeats us over giving him what he wanted!
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Mar 4, 2016 04:19
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legion989 posted:We're spending more backer money to make a documentary about the making of a Game which is still an "alpha". Lol, It was one of the stretch goals. One of my favorites.
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Mar 4, 2016 04:22
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legion989 posted:We're spending more backer money to make a documentary about the making of a Game which is still an "alpha". It's not a documentary. It's a comedy. Like Seinfeld. A game about nothing.
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Mar 4, 2016 04:23
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Nice defensive phrasing there, Sandi. Nope, totally nothing else to do because we're waiting for the new build!
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Mar 4, 2016 04:29
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Ash1138 posted:Nice defensive phrasing there, Sandi. How's the CS queue these days Ben?
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Mar 4, 2016 04:31
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a feature length PR piece from the company that puts out more than a features length of PR media every single week. it is good that they're fulfilling another stretch goal though!
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Mar 4, 2016 04:31
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legion989 posted:We're spending more backer money to make a documentary about the making of a Game which is still an "alpha". Plus that IMDB profile isn't going to pad itself.
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Mar 4, 2016 04:33
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Mar 4, 2016 04:34
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We're 4 years in. I guess it's time to start working on that making of documentary.
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Mar 4, 2016 04:34
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Colostomy Bag posted:It's not a documentary. It's a comedy. Like Seinfeld. A game about nothing. You try to exit the airlock, you can't. That's a game.
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Mar 4, 2016 04:42
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Lol words escape me It's like they're trying to 1 up themselves each week with how blatant they can make the ruse When this finally crashes IMDB and Linkedin will be a blaze with all the CIG executives hurriedly typing 'Director' and "Developer' into their profiles
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Mar 4, 2016 04:52
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alf_pogs posted:i am down to help As for scripts, I need a couple of things: -dialogue for ship computers. they should have distinct personalities. they should have an emotional core that occasionally betrays their programming. beyond obvious "system" messages, there should be plenty of off-color banter. - dialogue for the first person character. Mainly I just need "color" commentary right now. Complaining during long animations, insults to throw around, plenty of sarcasm, self-deprecation/not taking him/herself seriously, celebrating blowing up a whale's ship, griefing comments, that kind of stuff. anyone who has a script, idea, other content, and you don't want to use PM, feel free to email me at solarplebeian@gmail.com
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Mar 4, 2016 04:54
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I sent one of my friends who is working on Mafia 3 the latest Pgabz video and he asked me what garbage game I was showing him. When I told him it was Star Citizen after 4 years and 110 million he loved it, and said it was infamous in the community.
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Mar 4, 2016 04:59
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It's not that surprising that they are shooting the making of SC thing. Gotta checkbox off another legal requirement for denying refunds afterall.
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Mar 4, 2016 05:00
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I still stand by my prior position but one thing I'll say is that you're missing a golden opportunity if you don't have a 45 second runon version of the Mechwarrior startup checklist naming endless systems coming online.
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Mar 4, 2016 05:01
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Wafflz posted:They triple every second Because, it is the worst kind of mocap.
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Happy Sisyphus posted:even today i ask myself if 'i still believe in CIG' s wife still calls it sausage citizen I hope he's still taking good care of his baby while his wife is at work 
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