GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

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Swagger Dagger posted:

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/705581356231888896

looks like a tonsil stone :barf:

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Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

Donald Trump has literally been more presidential than Cruz or Rubio so far.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:35

Apollo_Creed: Aug 4, 2002; I am the Master of Disaster.

Actually a decent answer.

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Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

This NYT question helped Trump immensely

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

THIS WALL

TAKING ME HIGHER

HIGHER AND HIIIIGGGHHHEEEERRRRRR

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Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

What if Trump wins the presidency and things get so bad that Mexico builds the wall themselves

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Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

https://twitter.com/ChrisPScott1984/status/705581584196476928

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Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

That was actually a good response by donald re: off the record talks

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SixPabst: Oct 24, 2006

Rubio looks like a deer in headlights

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smg77: Apr 27, 2007

Lil Marco is getting sweaty

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MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

I'm glad that Megyn isn't being a total anti-Trump hack, seems pretty fair so far.

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TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

It looks like Ailes told the moderators to just burn down all four candidates.

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Fat Lowtax posted:

What if Trump wins the presidency and things get so bad that Mexico builds the wall themselves

We'll be living in a nuclear wasteland by that point.

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insulated staircase: Aug 21, 2014

Megyn Kelly can peg me. Anytime, anywhere. So hot.

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Despera: Jun 6, 2011

Rubio needs water

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Terror Sweat: Mar 15, 2009

rubio needs water

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Youth Decay posted:

When he says Mexico is going to pay for it it's like there's a Pavlovian response from the audience, god drat

then they'll be broke

then we'll finish the job we started in the 1840's

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Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

FadingChord posted:

https://twitter.com/ChrisPScott1984/status/705581584196476928

It's a thing now

I can't believe it

Trump is truly a media savant

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

crowd ain't buyin' it lol

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rabble rabble: Mar 24, 2015; Nap Ghost

Donald Trump's burns are so hot they go back in time to invent memes for themselves my god

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RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

rubio getting booed

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MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Joementum posted:

My new wallpaper.

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meanolmrcloud: Apr 5, 2004; rock out with your stock out

rubio is turning shades of green i am unfamiliar with. is he sick?

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those rubio boos

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:36

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Terror Sweat posted:

rubio needs water

this is the new dehydrated rubio v2.0

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

So Rubio is going suicide on Trump for Cruz and Kasich?

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GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

at that awkward silence when Trump briefly said Rubio's views were okay

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Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

MaxxBot posted:

I'm glad that Megyn isn't being a total anti-Trump hack, seems pretty fair so far.

Journalism is inherently anti-Trump by virtue of attempting to obtain objective facts

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:36

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

meanolmrcloud posted:

rubio is turning shades of green i am unfamiliar with. is he sick?

fighting urge to chug water

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

rabble rabble posted:

Donald Trump's burns are so hot they go back in time to invent memes for themselves my god

rabble rabble posted:

Donald Trump's burns are so hot they go back in time to invent memes for themselves my god

rabble rabble posted:

Donald Trump's burns are so hot they go back in time to invent memes for themselves my god

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

rabble rabble posted:

Donald Trump's burns are so hot they go back in time to invent memes for themselves my god

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Alien Arcana: Feb 14, 2012; You're related to soup, Admiral.

Trump just seriously said talked about negotiating the height of his Great Wall of Trump, and the crowd ate it up. Why does Rubio think being 'realistic' is going to earn him any points.

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