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IMJack posted:We all want peace! But it's always just out of reach. So what's the best way to get peace? I see you've played knifey-spooney before.
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Everything Counts posted:I see you've played knifey-spooney before. 
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Mar 2, 2016 20:04
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Pretty lame, Milhouse.
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Mar 2, 2016 20:58
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Baka-nin posted:Pretty lame, Milhouse. Nobody likes Milhouse! 
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Mar 2, 2016 21:26
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Root Bear posted:Nobody likes Milhouse!  So this is what it feels like when doves cry.
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Mar 2, 2016 21:31
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TMMadman posted:
For decimating our
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*opened what I thought was the Lucifer thread* *very confused by all the Milhouse* Without a doubt, the worst quote thread ever. Rest assured that I was on QCS within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.
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MrSlam posted:*opened what I thought was the Lucifer thread* No! Simpsons quote thread... Hoorah! 
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Mar 3, 2016 00:54
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MY DING-A-LING! MY DING-A-LING! I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DING-A-LING!
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York_M_Chan posted:For decimating our I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield especially after that Time cover story, America's Worst City.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield especially after that Time cover story, America's Worst City. You can see our thread in that picture!
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MrSlam posted:*opened what I thought was the Lucifer thread* MrSlam! Stop pestering Satan.
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The Nastier Nate posted:MY DING-A-LING! MY DING-A-LING! I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DING-A-LING! Free Masons run the country~!
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Mar 3, 2016 05:16
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The Nastier Nate posted:MY DING-A-LING! MY DING-A-LING! I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DING-A-LING! Never have I heard such gratuitous use of the word 'butt'!
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Mar 3, 2016 05:45
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Writer Cath posted:Free Masons run the country~! Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do. ♪ Who leaves the Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We do. ♫ Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do! We do. ♬ Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do! We do. ♫
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ShaqDiesel posted:Never have I heard such gratuitous use of the word 'butt'! Don't Tread On Me
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Mar 3, 2016 14:30
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MrSlam posted:*opened what I thought was the Lucifer thread* A Simpsons quote thread is not a weapon, MrSlam! Its a tool, like a butcher knife or a harpoon. Or, uh, an alligator. You just need more education on the subject.
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Look fellas! It's the first Snapdragon of the season!
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♪ Hitler is a jerk, Mussolini.... ♪
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Jerusalem posted:♪ Hitler is a jerk, Mussolini.... ♪ No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
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Do over Ham posted:Who controls the British crown? Shh...shut up!
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FishMist posted:Shh...shut up! Oh, those egg council creeps got to you too, eh?
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Skeesix posted:Oh, those egg council creeps got to you too, eh?  We call it The Good Morning Burger.
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Writer Cath posted:
Summer's just around the corner and Krusty Burger is the official meat flavored sandwich of the 1984 Olympics. It's all part of our Krusty Olympic Sweepstakes. Just scratch off the name of the Olympic event on your game card and if America wins a gold medal, you win a free Krusty burger. Mmmm BLAH! Oh, I almost swallowed some of the juice. I'll be tasting that for weeks.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Summer's just around the corner and Krusty Burger is the official meat flavored sandwich of the 1984 Olympics. It's all part of our Krusty Olympic Sweepstakes. Just scratch off the name of the Olympic event on your game card and if America wins a gold medal, you win a free Krusty burger. Mmmm You people are pigs!!  I personally am gonna spit in every 50th burger!
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Mar 4, 2016 04:22
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TMMadman posted:You people are pigs!! I'll never wash this burger again 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Summer's just around the corner and Krusty Burger is the official meat flavored sandwich of the 1984 Olympics. It's all part of our Krusty Olympic Sweepstakes. Just scratch off the name of the Olympic event on your game card and if America wins a gold medal, you win a free Krusty burger. Mmmm This is Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference.
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IMJack posted:This is Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference. Ha! You fat cats didn't finish your 
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After The War posted:Ha! You fat cats didn't finish your Slow down, tubby! You're not on the moon yet!
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:A Simpsons quote thread is not a weapon, MrSlam! A Mounds Bar is not a sprinkle. A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here. Mr Lance Murdock posted:Its a tool, like a butcher knife or a harpoon. Oh, sure, now he's just a little boy stealing little toys. But some day, he'll be a grown man stealing stadiums and -- and quarries. Mr Lance Murdock posted:Or, uh, an alligator. Lucky for you this is just a warning gator. Next one won't be corked. Mr Lance Murdock posted:You just need more education on the subject. Oh! I see by the Big Board we got a Negative Nellie in Sector Two. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask the whole family to kind of freeze and prepare for Re-Neducation.
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Do over Ham posted:A Mounds Bar is not a sprinkle. A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here. Slow down, The Simpsons quote thread is for regular quoting, not for fancy quoting.
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Do over Ham posted:A Mounds Bar is not a sprinkle. A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here. You shot who in the what, now?
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Do over Ham posted:A Mounds Bar is not a sprinkle. A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here. You know those quotes that are, like, quadruple quotes? 
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:You shot who in the what, now? So with your last ounce of strength, you pointed to "W" and "S", or from your point of view, "M" and "S". "Mr Slam"
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MrSlam posted:So with your last ounce of strength, you pointed to "W" and "S", or from your point of view, "M" and "S". No, with my last ounce of strength I sucked out my gold fillings and swallowed them. Those paramedics have sticky fingers.
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MrSlam posted:So with your last ounce of strength, you pointed to "W" and "S", or from your point of view, "M" and "S". What? No! With my last ounce of strength, I sucked out my gold Simpsons quotes and swallowed them. Those goons have sticky fingers...  IMJack posted:No, with my last ounce of strength I sucked out my gold fillings and swallowed them. Those paramedics have sticky fingers. edit: Stealing quotes! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name? Justice Sloth fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Mar 4, 2016 |
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IMJack posted:No, with my last ounce of strength I sucked out my gold fillings and swallowed them. Those paramedics have sticky fingers. Justice Sloth posted:What? No! With my last ounce of strength, I sucked out my gold Simpsons quotes and swallowed them. Those goons have sticky fingers... I'm seein' double here! Four quotes!
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Justice Sloth posted:What? No! With my last ounce of strength, I sucked out my gold Simpsons quotes and swallowed them. Those goons have sticky fingers... I thought this quote would be fun and exciting, like that movie "Spaceballs" but instead I find it painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"
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Root Bear posted:I thought this quote would be fun and exciting, like that movie "Spaceballs" but instead I find it painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy" Wait? Which ones Root Bear again? He's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines.
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